You

>Though maybe you were looking for You (Detractor Perspective), You (Your Perspective), or (You)?

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

Archived template in use: {{Equinox}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

what you actually look like

Not much is known about you, and that’s perfectly fine. However, these hypotheses about you may, or may not, paint a comprehensive view on your character.

(Possible) Facts about you

>Well no shit sherlock

• Depending on how you treated yourself physically & mentally, you are either handsome & intelligent, or ugly & foolish, though we hope the former is true.^{[Just trust me, okay?]}
• You are obviously on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
• You are likely new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Check out the sharty wiki page, soystory and soyical arts page to learn more about the culture of the Soysphere.
• You never had sex. Most of us haven't either. Despite this, you might be able to find someone that you'll love in the future.^{[Just learn to take care of yourself first, ‘mkay?]}
• You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
• You view yourself as stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. However, there is a small chance you might have an ounce of humility in you.
• You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. Don’t be crestfallen though, most ‘teens have the same, or a similar issue.
• You use an ad blocking software.
• You're a gigachad with A10 eyes, provided that you don't post on /pol/ or the 'ru.
• You likely despise Reddit and Discord. Despite this, you may still use them secretly, but we hope that you stop using the latter.
• You may like Youtube and Instagram.
• You may have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse socially acceptable views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise.
• You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States.
• You sound like a seething kike reasonable person.
• You may believe that some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good.
• Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
• You have likely used Vidlii, Odysee or Bitchute.
• You may have indulged in nihilistic thought experiments.
• You were redirected here from another page.
• You express a deep hatred towards degeneracy. Likewise, you heavily dislike communities associated with degeneracy too.
• You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part.
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• You have some sort of creative interest and are imaginative.
• You forgot your meme arrow at least once.
• You are using an electronic device right now.
• You are most likely between 15 and 19 years old.
• You are probably easy to bait
• You vill eat the bugs.
  • Living in the Metaverse.
    • You vill comply.
      • Und it will get worse.
• ^You just read this like that song.
• You are not a literal who.
• You will always be loved.
• You can be the gem that saved the party if you try hard enough.

^All of this is true unless you're a degenerate tranny or a lolipedonigger, in which case these pages are more applicable to you.

You are intelligent and handsome.^{[You just are, ok?]} (Thanks chuddy) You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You are new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Read this Soyjakpedia - The Ultimate Guide to Soyjak Culture You never had sex. You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. You use an ad blocking software. You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them. You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments You were redirected here from another page You are making an IED right now. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else. You are using either a laptop or a phone right now. You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part You vill eat the bugs. Living in the Metaverse. You vill comply. Und it will get worse. You just read this like that song You look like a bot. You sound like a seething kike. ^ All of this is fake you are a nice person

^all of this is true, you will be a gem that will save the sharty! <--- thanks for your help little chud <--- his name is gapejak doe

See Also

• You (Detractor Perspective)
• Me
• I
• Your Mom
• Your Dad