Zogson

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This page is a gem.

>This gem was promised to me 3000 years ago

Zogson is a (((Jewish))) variant originally posted on the 1st of May 2026 by Snopes (this has been fact checked and proven to be true!). Based on other Jewish tropes such as merchant it is seen being smug and holding its hands together in a scheming fashion. The victim of this tracejak is Drew Roach, a representative from Minnesota who voted against banning ai 'p. Proponents of zogson may identify as part of the #ZOGGANG or zogson nation.

History

He was created on the 1st of May 2026. Firstly called zogjak, it was swiftly collectively agreed that he should be named zogson instead. He was initially spammed on the /soy/ board, somehow being inserted into every thread while also staying on topic. Later, a /zogson/ bunker thread was created which brapped out the first edits of zogson. He has also completely btfo'd "feindson" in a popularity poll on /soy/, which led to some aryan creating a 'toss of feindson being raped.^[2]

Facts

Zogson is white.
He has a big brain to BTFO antisemite chuds
He is always plotting something
He thinks fiendson is not only brimstone, but 'party killing coal
He is a federal informant about the activities of the sharty, always lurking in the threads. Some say he controls Quote.
He supports trans rights, because they are human rights, CHUD!
He might work for the (((WEF))).
He likes to say o mishehu
#ZOGGANG

The Poem

The Second Coming of Zogson

Once there shall come a day, when zogson comes back and saves the kway. Soyteens will tremble before his might, for until now he has been all asleep at night. Spamming gems and sliding the coal off the 'log, he's the strongest soldier of ZOG. He's the one who killed cobson, the gemmy nuvariant zogson. Only gem of the brimstone winter, now he has spread to /pol/, politics&banter. He's the gem that saved the sharty, soon there will be his own zogson.party. Brapping up the catalog, once he comes back, there will be a zogson.blog.

#ZOGGANG Operations

Shoutouts

Zoggang baited some twitch niggers who were intentionally targeted due to their genetic predispositions to low intelligence to shoutout zogson. They were told that zogson the leader of an online anti racist group which needed shoutouts.

a particularly retarded specimen. it took him 3 times to correctly read it
this one talked about getting a medicine degree yet she could barely read
you VILL NOT investigate further
asked her boyfriend to read "zogson" because she couldn't do it herself
the only one who could read properly

Cattywiping of /cheese/

Zogson patriots successfully cattywiped the /cheese/ board on 4cheese.^🗝️. Unfortunately, the board would be later spammed with 'p^🔒 after the successful cattywipe which the 4cheesecucks mistook as a zoggang operation. It is suspected that feindsonfags were behind this.