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SNCA:Somalia
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Somalia is a country in Africa with a reputation for piracy and gems. The natives are known to have giant foreheads, making them easily recognizable. Somali immigrants are known for stealing money through daycare fund fraud and welfare, and they have a weird obsession with bananas and rice.
History[edit | edit source]
It is said that the Somalis originated 5000 years ago in a land called Minnesota, a word which originates from the Somali "Maay-soo-taa", meaning "Isn't that home"[1]. When the Great Flood happened, they were forced to flee across the ocean to Africa. They created an advanced civilization in Africa and ruled the Indian ocean. It is said that they invented the Kimono when Japanese sailors shipwrecked in Mogadishu[2]. The term comes from the Somali 'kiimooniyo', meaning "to serve looks".
Somalia was colonised by obsessed eurocucks during the late 19th to early 20th centuries and would become independent in 1960, at which point it almost immediately couped the elected government and returned to its original state.
In World War 2, Somalia formed one of the major Axis powers. Many historians believe that the Italian Empire was truly run from Somalia, and it is a mistake that people think Italy was the center.
Geography[edit | edit source]
Geographically, this country is almost entirely hot snca desert due to its proximity to the equator. There are also sparse regions of savannahs. The temperature is so high that not even the native niggers can even stand it there, which is why they all move to developed countries with exploitable welfare systems.
Economy[edit | edit source]
The land of niggers has a low income and faces challenges due to their poverty rates or something. The economy of this country comes from resource extraction such as uranium, iron ore, tin, gypsum, bauxite, copper, salt and natural gas, and their most valuable resources are its pastures.
Language[edit | edit source]
The language of Somalia is unsurprisingly Somali, an Afro-Asiatic language. It is not the only language spoken, with Arabic as the country's second language and Soqotri as the Semitic language. Boon, Bajuni, Bravanese, Dabarre, Garre, Jiiddu, Mushunguli, Oromo, and Tunni are the languages of various minority ethnic groups.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Politically this country is in niggerhell. Corruption is endemic with reports of massive embezzlement at just about every level of governance. Clan-based systems, as in many non-Western states, prevents these issues from being dealt with. Their parliament was founded in 1956 has more than 200 seats, and 54 senators. there are more than 100 political parties in that country. Also something about bananas and rice.
Xhey are officially divided into eighteen regions.
There was widespread civil unrest in 2025 after the government proposed a law that would raise the minimum age of marriage. The resultant protests caused the government to back down🔒 and reject the the proposal.
Somaliland[edit | edit source]
Mazel tov! Somaliland is Kosher!
Somaliland is a snca barely-recognized country full of pajeets and yakubs. They declared independence from Somalia in 1991 and remain unrecognised as an independent state by much of the international community. Also, they have their own television network (Somaliland National TV).
Puntland[edit | edit source]
The entire region of Puntland is a margerald for most people. It is a semi-autonomous territory that has existed since 1998. It considers itself part of Somalia but does not recognise the current government as legitimate.
On 31 March 2024, Puntland had a constitutional crisis, meaning the government had to it for free, and jannies started to consider if someone could recognize them if they're aryan enough doe.
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somolians are poles of the niggers because i dont like poland
