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SNCA:Sega

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Nophono cares.
This topic attracts ASPIESPlease remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"You BROKE my LIFE. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE"
> oh my fauci this is just like heckin' nintendo !!1!!!
Sega's logo.

Sega is a company best known for making Sonic and BTFOing Nintendo[1]. It was founded on June 3, 1960 by an Amerimutt and is now owned by the Japs. Some teens consider Sega aryan as it is the anti-Nintendo, and therefore anti-soyboy even though the "vintage" console community is tranny niggerhell.

Games

Sonic, the everything game.

Sega produced many games, such as:

Consoles

Sega used to make video game consoles or something. Only one of them is even worth talking about, the others are enjoyed solely by pseudo-nostalgic trannies and third-world ESL shitskins.

SG-1000

Nophono cares, move the fuck on, you turbo-autistic nigger.

Master System

The Master System is Sega's first console. It was 8-bit and mostly absolute SNCA even doe it had a gemmy "no cartridge" screen and created the RPG-genre with Phantasy Star or something. It is still being produced in Brazil for some reason.

Genesis/Mega Drive

File:Sega genesis mk2.jpeg
The Genesis

The Genesis is Sega's best console. It was beautiful and hosted the creation of many classics like Sonic 1&2, Aladdin, and Mortal Kombat. It also was 16-bit and one of the first consoles to be able to read CDs through the Sega CD. It is best known for being approved by Michael Jackson. It will always be a gem.

The Genesis Maddens are aryan gemeralds btw, if that matters

Sega Saturn

Coal console that was created even though the Genesis was still relevant. Arguably made Sega crash. Didn't have any good games.

Dreamcast

The Dreamcast is a 32-bit, CD-based console, best known for running Sonic Adventure 1&2, Phantasy Star Online, and NFL and NBA games. Could run Windows for whatever reason. It was keyed as fuck but still somehow did not sell well enough. It also had a gemmy loading screen.

Modern Era

After the Dreamcast's failure, Sega decided to JSID its console production, becoming another SNCA Japanese multibillion video game company that releases coal and mostly survives by editing Indieslop.

Relation with Soyboys

Gegerald

Most soyboys hate Sega because it BTFOd Nintendo during the 90s, relied on actual masculine games (Mortal Kombat, Virtua Fighter) instead of family-friendly slop, and also because it disrespected Nintendo, making gemmy ads to mock them.

However, trannies nowadays tend to enjoy Sonic and Sega consoles, but that's only because of the oldfag larp. In reality, Sega games were more original and had better graphics than what they make.

Snopes

  1. It just did, ok ?