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Your brother

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Why yes, Your brother is a gigachad.How could you tell?

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"How long can YOU watch monsquaz.swf for?"
Nate's brother

Your brother is your one true best friend, someone you can really trust. He is a very important person in your life who was or is with you through every situation, good or bad. He has also always helped you with your studies when you’ve struggled with learning.

Your brother loves you and wants what's best for you. He's also always trolled you so easily, and you fall for the most obvious baits, causing you to have a mental breakdown while he laughs at you kek.

Even though he condemns your addiction to the 'sharty, he tolerates you and understands why you are being here. One day, he might be the next soyteen even. (Or maybe he is.)

Facts about your brother

Well-known brothers

See Also