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Cobblestone is a porn artist theory

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OPSEC level: COBBLESTONE

In 2026, a conspiracy theory emerged that Cobblestone had a porn account named "Cobble-stun" and was a man LARPing as a woman.[1] CobbleStun also might make guro porn since its on his reddit.[2] Coincidences were noticed such as both Cobblestone and "cobblestun" being obsessed with Valve games.[a] "Cobblestun" is also a pedophile and loli has been found on his anime myanimelist.net account.[3]

CobbleStun would then say "Hello Soyjak.party, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not transgender. I am a man. I just have a high pitched voice. I don't know who this other person named "CobbleStone" is. I just draw porn and make valve videos under the CobbleStun name." on his YouTube channel.[4] Similarly, Cobblestone denied the allegations, pointing out that the art styles were "completely different".[5] Therefore totally proving, without a doubt, that xem making xer insta private and deleting xer pornhub account within minutes of the thread being posted, was 100% a coincidence.[6] A separate theory states that Cobblestone and Cobblestun are dating.

Note that typing "Cobblestone" on his youtube comments will get the comment automatically deleted, even before the guy was supposedly made aware of it.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Here's a list of all the similarities and circumstantial evidence found:

  • Similar name (obviously)
  • Similar artstyle (disputed by some, Cobblestun claims his art style is inconsistant on his instagram)
  • Same gradient style (disputed by some)
  • Affiliation with porn (Cobblestun being a porn artist, Cobblestone once getting banned for uploading porn onto the 'ki
  • Interested in gaming, especially old valve games
  • Search for "Cobblestun tiktok" pulls up results with the word "clanker" in them; Cobblestone's alias on sncapedia was "MakerofClankers"
  • Both like gothic aesthetic
  • Both like guro (Per Cobblestun's reddit account, and the "who made that mess" post made by Cobblestone)
  • Both are musicians (Cobblestun's albums, Cobblestone's Ocarina audios)
  • Interest in clowns (both made clown art)
  • Both used the word "clitty" (disputed as to how much this proves they are the same person)
  • Cobblestun followed Ernest Khalimov (the model in the Gigachad images) on instagram, which is somewhat soy related
  • Cobblestun's first youtube upload had Two Pointing Soyjaks in the thumbnail
  • The word "Cobblestone" being filtered on his youtube comments

Gallery

  • He went out of his way to this pink btw[7] meds, the original was already pink[8]
    He went out of his way to this pink btw[7] meds, the original was already pink[8]
  • JEYLA
    JEYLA
  • Xe plays VRChat and loli games OYYYYYY
    Xe plays VRChat and loli games OYYYYYY
  • Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.
    Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.

Notes

  1. ↑ ev&doe that's not a very uncommon interest.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16969940.html
  2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWart/comments/1vazhxr/elf_and_a_flesh_man_in_a_dungeon_drawn_by_me/
  3. ↑ https://myanimelist.net/profile/Cobble_Stun
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxvlYcyIOKKRFNXRIrkq9tkdy0Yb3yoMin
  5. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cobblestone&oldid=464081#'teens_are_saying_you_are_a_tranny_porn_artist
  6. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0109-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16979654.html
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKwCrr1CiEk
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiuyhxp4w9I&t=99s
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