Coalfarmer

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Coalfarmer is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

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>also thank you cobblestone for unbanning me I apologize for the slopjaks I made of you I don't feel that way anymore

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Coalfarmer also known as Gemkritical, Cuckfarmer, Chinnyfarmer, Pedofarmer, and AGPfarmer by detractors, and coalfarmeryo on discord, is a soysphere faggot and former namefag of the sharty's /pol/ board. Despite this, Coalfarmer is mostly known for being annoying through his posting habits and behavior. He avatarfags as Tomoko and SNCA musicians by the way, if that matters.

Jarpy era

Coalfarmer was a janny on the jarty.party and one of the first and most active users of the site until the revival of The Shemmy. Once The Shemmy was revived, The Jarpy instantly died as almost every user was a banned boorucuck or a bunkering Shemmycuck. Coalfarmer would immediately flock to The Shemmy, quitting his role as janny and leaving the jannycord. Sempiel, the only actual former jakparty.soy user on jarty.party would immediately leave afterwards aswell with him being the second most active poster after Coalfarmer. This affectively killed the site taking it from roughly 200 PPD on a bad day to 9 PPD a good day. Coalfarmer would return a few times on occasion the most notable of which being when the Jchlog, the blog site for the Jarpy and hoster of Coalfarmer’s Jarpy Wiki, would mysteriously redirect to The Spinny after being sold by MoidDestroyer the alleged foodist called Jakker420 that Coalfarmer sold the wiki to before leaving. Coalfarmer would be informed of this happening from an email from TerrorByte who had only been active on the Jchlog at the time almost entirely quitting The Soysphere.

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  http://archive.today/bQa5s
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  A summary of soysphere happenings around this time.
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  http://archive.today/eFq3b
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  A thread made on the spinny about coalfarmer. The “Friends” mentioned are most likely the multiple booru namefags coalfarmer convinced to come to the chinny over discord.

Shemmy incident

On the 15th of June of 2026, a thread on the Shemmy's /soy/ board was made by Coalfarmer asking what thread on their porn board had the best goons, this was quickly derailed into calling out Coalfarmer for posting gay porn on /korea/ (their porn board) and later deleting it, which then caused Swinny modGODs to leak /j/ posts revealing how much of a faggot Coalfarmer is honestly i can't even word this out just read the whole thread it's really funny.

He also said that he's going to break up with his girlfriend because he doesn't talk to her much anymore.

This also caused him to get permanently banned from the Swinny after getting banned and unbanned by Carl a few times.

Since you can't see the full images on the archive here's the 4 images in the thread (censored)

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  The femgoy porn xe posted (now deleted)
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  Xim being a faggot
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  This one is the funniest XES AN ACTUAL FAGGOT GEEEEEEG
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  Swinny

Shemmypooner/Liam would also ERP with him in the /korea/ board for a bit until it was revealed she was 23 years old which is half a decade older than Coalfarmer weirding him out. She was called immature for her age and made fun of and now posts in a much less troonsloppy way making her harder to identify.

There was also a theory that shemmy pooner was smartschoolboy9 and was trying to groom coalfarmer and other users of the shemmy. She said this was untrue. This also made her cry.

Boorucuck

Coalfarmer has been banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, and on-and-so-forward-repeat etc on SoyBooru for various reasons usually stemming from his autism. Usually he will go on the IRC and leak repeatedly spamming the IRC with copypastas accusing whatever admin banned him of being a pedophile.

Making him getting banned also on most other soysphere sites including this one.

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Chinny Activity

Coalfarmer has been accused of being a chinnycuck many times, yet another reason to hate him.

He originally had plans to move to the Chinny after getting banned from the Sharty since a few Soycraft few users told him that it was "basically just /pol/ but an entire site". After finding out that the site was banned everywhere and seeing someone make a Peter Scully joke he would get scared off.

He tried to buy the Chinny from Kikemin to make it a Swinny colony saying he would ban all the pedophiles and underage users after getting permission from Swinny jannies and this caused Kikemin to falseflag as him on a stickied thread on the Chinny's /chud/ board for around 3 days. This falseflag led to the SoyBlog Cockvore War as coswork thought it was real and was infuriated at the fact that Coalfarmer owned the Chinny. He then allegedly spammed child porn, child gore, loli, and other things on the SoyBlog getting it taken down briefly. Kikemin would later email Coalfarmer saying that a random British IP tried to do the same thing to the Chinny on the same day.

He was also falseflagged by MenstrualCykill (a popular 'ru namefag who was revealed to be a lolifaggot later on by trevor) on the Chinny repeatedly. MenstrualCykill used to like Coalfarmer and it's unknown why he would randomly decide to do this just to keep Coalfarmer banned.

He also used a mykola emoji in his signature on his wiki before quitting.

Coalfarmer would then get permabanned from Soybooru and soyjak.forum for willingly choosing to return to the Chinny. Many people would think that he killed himself for some reason.

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His vrill has flags are country dixie kolyma unabomber rape pirate character:randal. He has publicly posted about how much he wants to have sex with "shemmy lady", aka Liam, despite the fact that he has learned about her pedophilic nature. Initially, he seemed to dislike Liam after learning about it, but he later changed his mind for some reason. The thread would be moved to /tranny/, where the two would briefly e-kiss each other before the thread was locked.

Later activity

Coalfarmer would transition from his Louisinan confederate LARP to being a twink faggot. Ironically he used to act like a Hunky but turned 180 degrees into defending Quotist bait.

Because he used the Chinny, he has been permanently banned from the Quote owned Soyjak sites.

After he downloaded Femquote porn on Rule 34 which turned out to be lolicon and shared it with gapejaks_top_guy, he was permanently banned from SECApedia. He claimed that he didn't know that it was loli porn. Due to being a massive attentionwhore, his talk page and e-mail privileges were completely revoked. Like the mentally shitskin faggot xe is, xe fled to an irrelevant shitcord server, where he now lives out the rest of his gegbvll days.

Blog Threads

He has had around 10 blog threads. Some are archived, some are not.

• soybooru
• soygem.party
• jarty.party
• gigacha.de
• chud.win Coalfarmer is a chinnygroomer.