Breaking Bad

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Breaking Bad is a gem.

A slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian scene of two grown men standing around on a road and talking about "The Deal"

Breaking Bad, also known as Slurping Soy, Breaking Bucks, and 50 Minutes of Old Guys Standing Around in Fields Talking About "The Deal" is a 2008 isekai anime in which science lover and self-insert pathetic loser Walter White gets hit by a cancer plot revelation, allowing him to be reincarnated into "the game" where he uses his skills from our world to science the shit out of this and cook as much Nigger Weed as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people. Along with its sister show Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad has been the subject of many /tv/ and Sharty threads.

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg

Average breaking bad fan

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many Soyjaks along with Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:

• The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
• The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
• The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even though polyamory is totally natural and healthy

The Fly episode

The fly episode is considered by many to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a selfish fuck and doesn't eat it even though science shows bugs are a healthy source of protein. Also it is the WORST episode because killing animals is LE BAD!!!11!!!

The 'za scene

One of the most acclaimed scenes by breaking gem fans is the one where Mr I am the one who knocks launches a 'za on the roof of the house. They will tell you that it is le epic moment because the actor did it in one take! (le hecking epic!!11!!).

In Imageboard culture

On the Party

On 6th November, 2022, the Howard Hamlin general achieved total victory over the party's anime board by keeping the howiechad thread up for three months, which is definitely a big achievement even tho it was a dead board that was deleted just days later.

On /tv/

On /tv/ there is a spammer in the breaking bad threads that links to a shitty video essay called Walter White Man, in which a swarthy angloid subhuman named Wyatt Stagg (probably the spammer himself )attempts to convince guillible chuds that Vince Gilligan's aryan masterpiece is in fact anti-white propaganda, using the shittiest possible arguments. This is all a ploy by the kikes to ensure that no chud ever gets enlightened by the show's theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-lC_mNNAk

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