Breaking Bad
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Breaking Bad, also known as Slurping Soy, Breaking Bucks, and 50 Minutes of Old Guys Standing Around in Fields Talking About "The Deal" is a 2008 kino in which science lover and self-insert pathetic loser Walter White gets hit by a cancer plot revelation, allowing him to be reincarnated into "the game" where he uses his skills from our world to science the shit out of this and cook as much Nigger Weed as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people. Along with its sister show Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad has been the subject of many /tv/ and Sharty threads.
Walter White
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Walter Hartwell White also known as Heisenberg and Mr.White (By Jessie) or simply Walt (By everyone in the show) is the Main protagonist of Breaking Bad, he is a master minded with a high knowledge of chemistry, At First, he is presented as a timid teacher, but as the series goes on he ends up being a frustrated sociopath desperate for the money and improving his ego. He is portrayed by Bryan Cranston, Who was back then known for portraying Hal, The goofy looking dad from Malcolm in the middle.
The Character's Setup (Before He Went Full Heisenberg)
[edit | edit source]Walt starts off as your average science teacher or whatever teaching high school chem in Albuquerque like some beta cuck who can't even pay his bills without washing cars on the side. He had a pregnant wife Skyler the nagging bitch a housewife and literal definition of a Karen, a crippled son who calls him "dad" in the most depressing way possible. He got diagnosed with terminal cancer losing his mind and That's when he snaps and decides to cook blue nigger weed (aka meth) with his former student Jesse Pinkman. The whole thing kicks off because he wants to leave his family "set for life" but really it's just him being a selfish little fuck, being controlled by his Ego who gets off on the power trip.
The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg
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The Moment Walt Became (((Heisenberg))) is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many Soyjaks along with Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:
- The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
- The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
- The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even though polyamory is totally natural and healthy
In Better Call Saul there is a similar moment when Jimmy McGill became (((Saul Goodman))). This has likely happened when his brother Chuck told him that he will never be a real lawyer.
Why He's The Antagonist Not Protagonist
[edit | edit source]Walt isn't some hero, he's a selfish fuck who ruins everyone's life for his ego. Jesse becomes a slave, Hank dies because of him, Skyler turns into a chain smoker mess (who will probably end up having cancer just like Walt and Junior will end up losing his parents), besides JR gets traumatized, and half of Albuquerque gets hooked on his blue shit. He could've just died from cancer and left the family the insurance.
Dox
[edit | edit source]- Aliases: Walter White, Heisenberg
- Name: Walter Hartwell White
- Date of Birth: September 7, 1958 † September 7, 2010 (52 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, NM 87104
- Nationality: American
- Email(s): No associated email accounts
- Phono(s):
- (505) 117-8987
- (505) 555-1258
- (505) 193-0809
The Fly episode
[edit | edit source]The fly episode is considered by many to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a selfish fuck and doesn't eat it even though science shows bugs are a healthy source of protein. Also it is the WORST episode because killing animals is LE BAD!!!11!!!
The 'za scene
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One of the most acclaimed scenes by Breaking Gem fans is the one where Mr I am the one who knocks launches a 'za on the roof of the house. They will tell you that it is le epic moment because the actor did it in one take! (le hecking epic!!11!!).
Memes
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This section is why the article exists because the show itself is just old guys talking about "the deal" for 50 minutes per episode.
- "I am the one who knocks"
- "Say my name".
- "I'm pickle Rick!"
- "Jesse what the fuck" when something goes wrong.
- Every "yo Mr White"
In Imageboard culture
[edit | edit source]On the Party
[edit | edit source]On 6th November, 2022, the Howard Hamlin general[1] achieved total victory over the party's anime board by keeping the howiechad thread up for three months,[2] which is definitely a big achievement even tho it was a dead board that was deleted just days later.
On /tv/
[edit | edit source]On /tv/ there is a spammer in the breaking bad threads that links to a shitty video essay called Walter White Man, in which a swarthy angloid subhuman named Wyatt Stagg (probably the spammer himself) attempts to convince guillible chuds that Vince Gilligan's aryan masterpiece is in fact anti-white propaganda, using the shittiest possible arguments. This is all a ploy by the kikes to ensure that no chud ever gets enlightened by the show's theme.
Better Call Saul
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Better Call Saul, also called Better Fuck Chuck, is the even better spin-off of Breaking Bad, focusing on the character Saul Goodman's backstory. It takes place six years before the events of the main series and follows Jimmy McGill, a scam artist turned lawyer trying to make it in life, as he turns into the corrupt attorney Saul Goodman. It also follows Mike Ehrmantraut as he turns from a former corrupt police officer into the ruthless hitman we know him as in Breaking Bad.
Originally, the series was conceived as a thirty minute sitcom following the various wacky characters Saul represents in court, but Vince realized that would be brimmy so instead he decided to make it a full-blown prequel to Breaking Bad. Though unlike BB, it's shot digitally instead of on film, but that's SNCA.
The first episode of the first five seasons features a black-and-white flash-forward to after the events of BB, where Saul has fled to Nebraska under the alias Gene Takavic. He manages a Cinnabon there and over the course of these flash-forwards we see him try to make amends with his actions. He is eventually found out by some nophono. The last four episodes of the series conclude this arc, with him eventually confessing to everything in court.
