Your mom
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This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

Your mom, also known as Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite past-time is smoking cigarettes and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most obvious bait thread on der sharty. She is also a proud autism mom!
Facts About Your Mom[edit | edit source]
- She cares about and loves (You)
- She LOVES cooking you GREAT and nutritious food.
- She LOVES your dad.[Not always]
- She is a Gem!
- She is married to Your Dad.[Not always]
- (You) should treat her with love and respect, she cares a lot about (You) and loves (You) a lot!
^ All of these statements above are TRVTHNUKES.
Things Your Mom Likes[edit | edit source]
- Wine
- Smoking
- Me
- You (probably)
- Your dad
- Your Sister
- When you do your homework instead of going on the bald men with glasses website, nusoi.