Broot (Brootist perspective)

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Broot, born in the year of our Beet 0 B.B., also known as BRQQT, or Thrembroot, is a very poweful man of many soysphere sites, founder and Ex-Administrator of soyjak.blog, and was an admin on Soyjak Wiki, SoyBooru, Shroom, and on the Boorum. He is often considered the sexiest man in the Soysphere, and is popular with the ladies.

He shares many traits of the prophesized Admin Ϫ, due to his utmost generosity and love for soy culture.

History

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Pre-Arrival and early teachings

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Before 2020, Broot had already been graciously stacking his efforts behind lowly peasant forums for the unwashed masses, showing his unwavering support for those in need. These forums were not disclosed to avoid unnecessary donations and support from his pious followers. In 2021, He would discover soyjak.party via the dreaded rung of niggerhell known only as the Fore Chan, as he was looking for yet another group to bestow his loving grace upon. From there, he would preach his ways to many 'teens, and in 2023 he would step down from his previous charity work to help young autistic boys on soyjak.party. Later that year, Broot would take notice of the needs of many 'teens who wished to express their lives through the lovely medium of text, and would begin working on a site dedicated to the expression of thought and free-speech.

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ

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On February 29th, 2024, also known to his followers as Brootsmas, he founded a GENRE-REDEFINING forum known as soyjak.blog for 'teens and 'jakkers to write all about themselves to their heart's content, but sadly, his piousness and immensely trusting nature was abused, and the site was taken advantage of by bad actors. He owned this holy land from February 29, 2024 to July 2024, wherein he transferred ownership of the site to the orange-skinned devil known as Froot. Yet still, this did not discourage him, and he still tried his best to make good of things no matter the setbacks which were faced. Even on this very wiki, some have hated him because he told the truth about the soysphere, and in a way, the truth about us all. He continued his adminhood on the Boorum, but was struck down by the Yellow Beast known only as Faggot Mustard Mustard for his hoiliness. He is also the creator of Trendy Tuesdays, one of many of his brilliant innovations. Broot later put his sights on Moderation work for SoyBooru and this wiki. DOLL, one of Broot's many followers, would promote Broot to this position. At the time SoyBooru's moderation was in complete disarray, being filled to the brim with random niggers. Thankfully, Broot's grace saved us from further catastrophe. He continued his charity work on Soybooru for one year after this point.

Many have accused him of blatant narcissism and have pointed to his editing of his own userpage to match his true state of being, but this is simply a required act to ensure Blasphemers do not drag his name through the mud. In recent times, St. Broot's mission now focuses on SoyBooru, and making sure the website is at its absolute best. His efforts have not been in vain, as many people prescribe his teachings and preach them to the heathens and unknowers of SoyBooru, as loyal followers of the one true holy beet.

Post-Broot (The age of NIGGERHELL) and Admin run

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In December 2025, he became Santa Claus and saved Christmas by BTFOing The Grinch.

In January 2026, he began spreading the Brootist gospel to the degenerates of Shitcord, by uploading likenesses and idols of himself to the horrific site known as Tenor. Later that month, he began his historic and widely supported 'It's Time To Get Brootal' campaign, and vyed for the position of Admin of SoyBooru. The campaign was EXTREMELY well received, with 670,000,000 votes in support of Broot. To the horror of the entire Soysphere, the campaign ended on the 19th of February of 2026, as announced by a post he uploaded anonymously. THIS WOULD HAVE LASTING CONSEQUENSES. Broot also launched Trendy Tuesday, a weekly art contest held on SoyBooru where 'jakkers draw OC and compete to be featured, a much-needed breath of life into soy culture and one of his many miracles. He also released an even more well-recieved spinoff, known as Series Sunday.

The IT2GB movement was very successful, with the 4th most upvoted post on the entire SoyBooru being the voting poll for Broot. Congratulations!

Facts

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  • He is Jesus Christ.
  • He is the best namefag on planet earth.
  • He is Admin Ϫ
  • He will save the sharty
  • He met Hideo Kojima[1]
  • He has a brother, who some have theorized to be Elon Musk.
  • He is a staunch supporter of Total Nigger Death
  • He appreciates sports
  • He is 6'10 and 300 pounds lean.
  • He enjoys The Wolf Of Wall Street
  • He is a world-class Michelin Star chef
  • He listens to the voices of the public
  • He encourages OC
  • He HATES trannies and faggots
  • He believes that it's time to get serious
  • He has family values in his best interest
  • He will free us from Vlodson and the brimcoal of this world
  • All of the letters of his name are in the word Thrembo
  • He stomped and killed a pedophile to death and then raped him until he died again, and is currently evading the ZOG police[2]

See also

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