Giga Jihad



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Giga Jihad refers to events where gigas raid dnb boards and post, well, gigachads on them. This has started prominently in 2026, and the most famous is the war on /qa/, in which gigas raided the board due to faggotry and it generally being a coal board.🗝️This has happened twice, the second one being larger despite being a failraid initially.
Giga Ji/qa/d
[edit | edit source]The Giga Ji/qa/d refers to a conflict between /qa/ regulars and gigachad spammers occuring on /qa/. It began on April 12th when a soyteen requested a massive operation on /qa/ with AI generated and ESL gigas.[it just is, ok?]
Although it started slow, and was quickly called a failraid by /qa/ loyalists, it picked up significant pace by the 14th of April, causing a spike of 1000 PPH (a rare occurrence post-cacacaust/brownocaust), the 'nishment of dozens of threads, as well as many clitty leaks.
/qa/ Raid Aftermath
[edit | edit source]After the 14th of April, the /qa/ Giga raid was deemed mostly successful, as although starting slowly, it had caused the 'nishment of multiple troonslop threads, one of which contained 900 replies.
This caused a sizable amount of clitty leakage from the /qa/ Loyalists, with many either calling the raid SNCA as a coping method, or just simply calling it a failraid.

The only notable remaining threads after the attack was the Homestuck thread which had around 640 replies at the time, and the 50 niggerillionth or whatever edition of the "eternal pony thread" with ~150 reppeys.
Interestingly, the homostuck /qa/ists remained mostly neutral/absent during the raid, with their only concern being keeping their thread up. Later during the raid, the thread's (supposed) OP messaged a /qa/ [janny] in his DM's requesting the thread to be looped. This ended up not happening.[e]
Qa'ist /soy/ Counter-attack
[edit | edit source]A few hours after the original /qa/ raid had started slowing down, /qa/ loyalists organised a counter-raid on /soy/. Some (now relieved) butthurt /qa/ists even made a xitter-esque 'toss about their glorified neutralraid.[1]
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Gigamilk
[edit | edit source]Gigamilk is usually related to giga jihad since it was used by Obsidian, a 'ru namefag to sperg on the boorum
the origins of gigamilk jihad trace back to a reppey from a pinned post on soy/pol/(oviously made by a janny doe) which contained a gif of two obese bulls dancing and one of the pouring milk on his booberinos after it being posted on the 'ru a OGD patient giga'ed it and then Obsidian added the jihad part.
They've also raided /q/[1], /craft, /sude/[2] and /phonk/[3] doe one of this has been lost due to nobody archiving.

