List of Gigachad subvariants

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Gigachad, like Soyak, has spawned numerous subvariants over the years. This article contains a list of the most notable gigavariants, although many more obscure gigas exist as well.

Nophono

Main article: Nophono

Nophono is a faceless entity that wears a blue suit accompanied with a gold tie. It is often depicted as a tall figure.

Its name originates from a gigafly gif with an AI corruption of Shit nobody cares about. Nophono is best known fan for caring fan about shit nophono cares fan about, or in English, caring about SNCA.

Liquidphono

Liquidphonos are dangerous entities that have the ability to melt any solid into a liquid upon physical contact. They resemble regular Gigachads but are able to shapeshift into liquids.

Their victims are primarily the elderly, frogs and various unsuspecting individuals. However, they are also capable of transforming other gigachads into liquid. While attacking, they often say a variation of the phrase "Liquidphono. This is mysterious creature that disguise as water and melt they victim touched".

The existence of liquidphonos also implies the existence of solidphonos, gasphonos, plasmaphonos and exoticmatterphonos. However, they have not yet been observed.

Clamstaples

Main article: Clamstaples

Clamstaples is an entity with alleged connections to Nophono which insists that Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. It originated from a side profile AI gigachad Based and Christpilled image.. Clamstaples is associated with various satanic imagery.

Its primary physical form is a spiky, sharp creature with a large set of teeth as its only facial features. However, it is able to infect gigachads by turning their heads into goat skulls with blood flowing out of their eyelids.

Nobeıdore

Nobeıdore refers to an elusive species of Gigafish which, as an adaptation to the Sharty's hostile environment, has evolved to be very powerful in body and mind. Some allegorically say their clitties are made of steel and never leak, making them unbaitable, as demonstrated in the attached video.

Due to this, baiting a Nobeıdore specimen was long considered a nigh-impossible task. This was until one day Nophono, through a combination of esoteric ragebait techniques, managed to successfully bait one of them. In recognition of this arduous feat, Nophono was granted a baited nobeıdore award by Nobaldi.

Some Nobeıdore specimens have in their studies mastered the art of hydromantic gigamagic. The experts speculate that these arcane arts could grant them protection against the Liquidphono melt they victim touched technique. However, no altercations between Liquidphonos and Nobeıdores have yet been observed and as such this is still unconfirmed.

Noilyenne

Noilyenne is a hostile refuge of gigaliens that reside on the Gigamoon, but have outposts on Earth. Noilyenne is best known for having UFOs and using them to ravage and steal resources from Giptonas.

Gigafly

Main article: Gigafly

Gigafly, in its standard form, is a stocky gigachad standing on top of a giant fly (or, perhaps, a tiny giga standing atop a normal-sized fly). The meme later evolved to be any Gigachad depicted alongside flies.

The subvariant was popularised around mid-2024, with a Luma AI edit kickstarting the trend. It is generally considered to be the first AI gigachad subvariant.

Gigabee

Gigabee is the polar opposite of gigafly. It literally has embedded 'ible, and it represents the thinking of Christians very well. They think that because Jesus died for our sins, we can be saved.

Bananafly

Bananaflies are a species of gigaflies that only appear in Ohino. They are identified by their banana-like appearance. Despite their appearance the body isn't actually made up of banana, rather it's a method of camouflage. You will probably need a Bananafly if you want to get around because of the island terrain. Interestingly enough, bananaflies were domesticated separately from the Gigafly.

Gigaobjects

Gigaobjects, as the name would imply, are gigachads shaped like objects. Notable gigaobjects include gigacones and gigapple.

Gigacones

Gigacones are gigaobjects that are shaped like cones, mostly reside in the city of Giptonas.

Giga TV

Giga TV is a gigaobject operated by TVphino who manipulates people with his remote and captures gigas into the TV.

Gigaboy

Main article: Super Giga World

Gigaboy is a short excited variant of Gigachad with big eyes, who is often seen in parodies of Super Mario.

He has his own video game franchise and television series.

Gigaferatu

Gigaferatu is a wealthy and impish looking Gigaboy. His first appearance was in a Grok video depicting a lavish mansion covered in treasure with orchestral music playing in the background, where while sitting on a throne he stated "Media Pending Anporvool".

This subvariant was an instant success and plenty of OC was made of him. Nowadays, he is often posted when there is media to be approved.

Oldgiga

Oldgiga, as his name implies, is a very old giga. His age is estimated to be 20, twice the sharty's average. He's also an emote on SoyBooru along with Nophono.

Gigarapist

Main article: Gigarapist

Gigarapist is essentially a Gigachad version of Rapeson. He resembles Nophono to some degree, though with a more visible face and two white dots in place of his eyes, just like Rapeson.

It is speculated that he has connections to Nophono himself. He should be avoided at all costs.

Census

Main article: Census

Census is an administrative entity and a suspected Nophono associate. He is an ominous figure who wears a suit with an unbuttoned shirt and is often depicted smoking a cigarette.

He was the admin of the /qa5/ board, where he hosted a survey that asked 'teens various questions. Some of them were seemingly normal, but many others were significantly more disturbing.

Terachad

Terachad is an even larger and more muscular evolution of Gigachad. He is often mistaken for Petachad, which is an even larger evolution of Terachad.

He is among the older gigachad subvariants.

Der Coomer

Der Coomer is a rare Gigachad subvariant. He is not based off of Ernest Khalimov, rather his origin was an image of infamous gooner Jayman079 standing next to a Blacked Raw poster.

He is primarily depicted as a very grim and aggressive person.

Elemental Masters

The Elemental Masters are 3 figures that accompany Terachad. They have beards, horns, wear armor and emit a glowing aura. Some consider the elements to represent 3 specific Gigachad subvariants:

• Fire - Clamstaples
• Air - Nophono
• Water - Liquidphono

The first mention of the Elemental Masters was during the Yubi Yubi raids, where the raid target claimed they were a group that raided xim often.