Love

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Love, rarely referred to as weakness by Edgelords and Incels, is a Gemerald, experienced by most species to some degree. There are many types of love, including but not limited to

How does each type of love look like?

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The chemical composition of oxytocin.

Chemical love

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It takes form of hormones, such as oxytocin in humans. It is seen in most species and propagates reproduction. Oxytocin releases during physical touch, or group bonding. It is also used to evade conflict. Some oxytocin boosting activities in humans

  • Spending time with one's partner, talking to them, hugging them, exc.
  • Getting into a deep talk with one's friend, religion, politics, philosophy, your childhood, exc.
  • Petting your pet, or doing other activities with them.

Romantic/Sentimental love

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Experienced mostly by humans, and heavily depends on a human's culture. In some cultures having romantic relations with your cousins is embraced, having romantic relations with cacas is embraced, and having romantic relations with the same sex is immoral and punishable by death (Mostly seen in Arabic cultures). In western cultures, incest is heavily criticized, and illegal in most western countries, same with romantic relations between adults and children. However, in the 21st and 20th century, homosexual relations have been legalized, and are not as hated as in the past centuries, whether that is good or a deterioration of western culture, is a question asked by many. Those who support Africa and Asia, but are homosexual often say "The reason most African and Asian nations hate homosexuality is due to colonization" whether you agree with that statement is up to you. A western couple should be

  • Not toxic, which in a shortened matter means
    • Not coercive
    • Not abusive
    • With no extreme power imbalances
  • Between two adults, or between two minors, but with no sexual acts. If you see a romantic relationship between a minor and an adult, in most cases call The Police. If you see it online, you can report it to the NCMEC.
  • Loving, as in both participants love each other.
  • Between two humans, ev&oe (((some people)))may tell you a couple can be between a human and an AI, do not trust them, because it is completely false.

What do couples do? You might ask, well it is often simple, these examples mostly apply to Normies doe.

  • Go on dates, such as movie dates, pool dates, or normal restaurant dates.
  • Deeply care for each other, in some cases possibly even sacrificing for each other.
  • Have sexual intercourse.
  • Marry each other, homosexuals can partake in this activity if their nation allows it, ev&oe Christianity heavily disagrees with this.
  • Reproduce and produce a caca, or adopt a caca.

Familial love

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Experienced by most mammals, it can show in many ways, some species would even sacrifice themselves for their offspring, such as some spiders. It is heavily associated with oxytocin, and is also heavily experienced by humans. A normal person is not romantically to their family due to the The Westermarck effect. Some activities that families do

  • Watch movies together
  • Play board games together
  • Cook dinner together
  • Go on vacation together
  • Travel across the country together

A lack of familial love can produce many unfortunate things, such as a caca trooning out, being groomed, being epi'd, or committing suicide. While disputes, some parts of Soyence indicate one might be attracted to people like one's parents, this theory was mostly developed by Sigmund Freud.

Platonic love

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Experienced mostly by humans, it is the love you might feel to your closest friend. It is very different to romantic love, but can be similarly intense. Friends can do many things together, such as

  • Playing friendslop games on der 'cord
  • Going out bowling together
  • Celebrating each others birthdays
  • Talking about deep and complex topics, such as religion, philosophy, or one's life in general, and the things that pain them.
The International Flag of Earth, often associated with the love of humanity.

Selfless love

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Often promoted by Christians, it is the love for every single human being, no matter whether they are a troon, a nigger, or a faggot. One does not necessarily have to support their actions to love them as a person, such as Christians should love faggots without supporting their sins. Selfless love can massively boost the happiness of a person, and is often associated with optimism. Some examples of selfless love are

  • Donating to charities
  • Protesting against war
  • Complimenting people you do not know
  • Helping others in general.

Why should one love?

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  1. It turns your frown, into a smile.
  2. It calms you down.
  3. It boosts dopamine[1]

Fact checked by Dr. Soyberg, everyone should love.

How to make a group seem lovable?

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Two black men cooking at a barbeque together

In some cases, loving a specific group can prove to be hard. Such as loving Niggers, or trannies. The best solution to this is to infiltrate the group's natural habitat, and be with them outside of the internet, as the internet often shows us the worst kinds of people of one group. One does not necessarily have to support a group's actions/behavior in order to love them as a person. Every group has a good person inside of it, such as niggers have black people.

Empathy

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"the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another[2]"

Examples include getting angry when a fellow soyteen is harmed or 'oxed, or feeling happy when a caca grows into an adult, and is not epi'd or groomed by anyone in the time that they were a caca. Empathy is NOT sympathy, while similar the two terms should not be confused with each other.

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