Meursault

Meursault is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

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I have become Meursault, destroyer of the Schlog

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Meursault also known as Vergilius and by detractors are Meurshit, Moorsaar, Moaningslut, Mopslop, Muttsack, Meinshart, Meersank, Mookskank, Meekspic, Spergilius, Nigger since 2005 and a variety of other assorted nicknames, is a soysphere namefag best known for being directly responsible to the Schlog's demise by e-dating a pooner torta by the name of Soyteen Liker.

History

'Sault became active on the sphere in 2024, first being active on the /qa/ board on the Sharty before spreading his terror elsewhere. He is a fan of the videogame Limbus Company, his username being based on a character from the game, which itself is based on a novel by Albert Camus. Vergilius' personality can best be described as resembling that of an edgy 14 year old boy, larping as a troubled and introspective badass anime character, which means that Meursault's prose is filled with unnecessary adjectives, overdramatic framing of basic events and peculiar insults he throws at his enemies, insults which are similar to the ones you would hear on Dragon Ball Z or other Shonen anime. Of course, Meursault's attempts to appear sophisticated or stoic fall completely flat and his overall attention whoring, spam and shitflinging with other users makes him a quite hated figure. Meursault was also caught gooning to Roblox BBWs.

Schlog

Meursault first gained notoriety and infamy by becoming a member of the schlog, but he started as a rather common and unremarkable user until he won one of the schlog's routine hunger games event. Meur started facing his first taste of real backlash for mass negrobumping old and inactive threads, which made it harder to interact with newer ones and he also started to insult and harass female users of the site like Ribbon, Sodack and Chirsgriffinirl for not apparent reason, but there was one foid on the schlog that Acksault seemed to like, that being Soyteen Liker. Alas, the two of them started e-dating and publicly announced their relationship to the entire rest of the site, they also said they both lived close to eachother around Las Vegas and were planning to meet up irl.

Shiwi

News about the couple arrived at the Shiwi, which caught the attention of thread regular Froot. Froot was already quite unhappy with the direction the schlog took in its last few months, and he decided that this was the straw that broke the camel's back, thus announcing a sale and kickstarting the Schlogpocalypse. Meursault and his maiden were banned from the schlog following this event, so both decided to join the Shiwi, him going by the name of Creasman and her by kuzburger. Both of them were considered to obnoxious and disruptive by other members of the shiwi and it wasn't long before their IP adresses were leaked by froot, revealing that Meursault's IP was 172.222.151.161, but despite this, both decided to remain in the thread much to the dismay of other shiwers. Next month, both would announce their breakup and eventually enough, after much outcry from the native shiwi population, Null decided to permaban both Meur and Liker.

Nuschlog

After the creation of the Nuschlog, Meursault was unbanned as part of MoonMetropolis' anti-rulescucking project, but his time in the site was relatively unremarkable. That's where Meursault stayed for most of 2025, but not even Moon seemed to like him. Nonetheless, eventually the nuschlog was shut down forever and Vergilius stayed virtually homeless yet again.

Soybooru/Nuruu

Meursault, now known as Vergilius, became a member of the SoyBooru in 2025, but only became a prominent face once the Broom was created. He became rather notorious or rather infamous for his agressive annoyance tatics that made him a nuisance to everybody else. Most prominently, he started spam pinging pretty much all active users, which got so bad Mustard added a feature to block mentions from enemies, so you could add Vergilius as an enemy and not have him rape your notifications every time. This wouldn't deter him from being annoying however, as he started mass reaction bombing all posts he could find and spam mentions while chudfagging in gallery posts so he could flood everyone's notifications anyway, all this without mentioning regular shitflinging with his obnoxious persona. In retilation, his reaction score would be bombed by angry booru (and shroom) users, giving him a spot on the leaderboard as the most disliked person in SoyBooru history, even more than Supreme and Finocide. Despite being extremely hated by other users, Meursault was made a forum moderator, but was eventually demoted during a janny purge.

Shroom

Meursault attempted to join the shroom multiple times, but was permabanned from using the site as a symbolic gesture for him being responsible for killing the predecessor site. Eventually on 2026, Meursault was tricked into joining the shroom to shitfling with the creator of Broomi, and it was decided that his ban would be lifted, with him now being on the site while named as Xian. Albeit he wouldn't use the shroom very often, except for, you guessed it, shitflinging with other users.

Gallery

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  surprisingly was not created by him contrary to the rest of the gigachudslop and is brapped up by negative reactions aswell
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  ironic character sheet by nabbv
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  Meursault's face dox
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  Have you seen this man?
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  Meursault's leaked notes at the sharty
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  Meursault sad post-breakup
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