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Nabbv
| Nabbv is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
| This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters |

| > | Cuckjeet cuckjeet go away coal up /pol/ another day | < |
| - You niggas will engage this retard for 1000 replies but not even wish good night to me | ||
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Nabbv, also known as ayayayayay on the Shroom, Nabubu, and formally and more famously known as Cuckjeet is a prolific /pol/ namefag best known for spamming incel threads all over the 'log, and derailing legitimate political discussion with blackpill nonsense. Xe frequently brings up the practice of cuckoldry and "Chads" stealing people's wives, which has led many regular users to speculate that xe has a cuck fetish.
In fact, xe's so cucked out of xer mind that xe thinks having children itself is a Jewish psyop, which the chuds on /pol/ think is laughably insane. The reasons xe gives is that “they would be Chad's children” and cites fake statistics of cuckoldry rates whenever challenged.
Xe mostly posts the same 'pastas and ZOGGED studies that have been proven to be unreliable and refuses to back down whenever xe's wrong. Many of xer threads end up with hundreds and sometimes thousands of replies shitting on xer from /pol/GODS who have proven to be racist but not incels, refusing to fall for the jewish demoralisation psyops.[1]
If you’re lucky and happen to mention incels in a new thread at the right time, xe'll will appear and a new 300+ comment chain will begin. Xe is one of the most hated posters on /pol/. Regular users genuinely despise him for coalling up the board, and xer only defender is a 30 year old Bosnian zellignigger incel.
Xer delusions are so severe that xe believes that chads fuck 3 women a day and have body counts in the tens of thousands. Xe thinks this is a normal thing for 1% of the population when anyone who goes outside knows this is absurd. It is recommended that xir meds dosage is increased to treat xer chronic schizophrenia.
BIG IF TRUE! Nabbv allegedly accidentally posted without xir VPN on /pol/, revealing a Vietnamese flag before deleting the post shortly after. More info down below.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Nabbv, aside from xer opinions on women, is basically a center-left neoliberal. The following is a short list of everything xe has advocated for in the rare occasion he actually discusses politics:
- no civilian guns
- criminalizing racism
- racemixing (as long as there are no chads to compete with)
- rapefugee acceptance
- consuming fake meat and meat replacements
- genociding women
- fat acceptance
- mass foreign aid
- homosexuality
- transgender rights
- child transitioning
Nabbv has unironically stated xe would prefer to live in the Klaus Schwab Bug and Pod world than our current one as long as they genocided women.🔒 Xe is frequently mocked for xer absurdly ZOGGED political opinions and the absurdity of xer willing to accept essentially being treated like cattle as long as women no longer existed.
Inceldom[edit | edit source]
The Nabbv claims to be a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin, and identifies as a member of the incel community. Xe is known to frequent incel forums (to the point of defending their website from groomer allegations) and regularly brings up xer blackpilled beliefs in unrelated threads. Xe has never asked out a woman because xe claims it is a humiliation ritual for unattractive men, and genuinely believes that all married women cheat on their husbands with Chads, vehemently defending this idea when challenged.
Xe is identifiable from his thread titles like “How do we kill all foids” and frequently expresses a genuine desire to want to kill all women because they won’t have sex with xer ev&oe sex would be impossible anyway given xe, being biologically female, doesn't have a PENIS. Xe is a miserable and unmoving human being. It’s best to just bait xir as much as possible because xe will never admit xe's wrong about anything. One minute xe'll say that you need to give scientific studies in order for xer to believe it and not use real life experience, then when you prove xir studies to be inaccurate and wrong xe’ll claim it’s because it’s “underreported” or “not xer experience” or completely ignore anything that proves xe's wrong.
Some users speculate xer to be a fakecel, as xe has never been rejected by a woman, but xe defends this by claiming to be a subhuman with a PSL rating of 1.5, which would make xer the IRL equivalent of a slopjak. Zhe regularly claims that unattractive caricatures or images used to mock xer actually mog him in reality
, a clear indicator of how pathetic a human being this pajeet is when xe just whines and cries all over the 'log to try to make everyone as miserable as xe is.
Occasionally, valid trans women will appear and try to give xir advice and tell xer that xe's completely wrong, to which xe will sperg out and completely ignore everything they’ve said.
Xe has later admitted to having both autism and cerebral palsy, further affirming accusations of xer being an IRL slopjak. Keep in mind, xe's a serial liar who lied about having cerebral palsy to get sympathy. If it sounds to good to be true with Nabbv, it’s probably a lie.
Drago obsession[edit | edit source]
Nabbv is a faggot obsessed with an Argentine actor named Hernán Drago. Xe frequently posts photos of him calling him the ultimate chad. Xe also has tons of photos of him, hundreds in fact, saved on xer computer. Many of which are extremely homoerotic in nature. Because of this people now believe that the Nabbv is secretly gay ev&oe xe's a biological female. Referring to the Boner incident in particular. Xe is also known to say stuff like (he has a massive cock, you can see it thorough his underwear). And tons of other gay stuff. Xe will also reply to people who say stuff like. “I don’t have a hard time making friends it’s not to difficult” by quoting them with a picture of drago. Nabbv has admitted that xe posts Drago edits on the 'tok.[2]
Deformities[edit | edit source]
Nabbv has admitted to having a few physical deformities, a recessed jaw, a fucked up nose, and some babble about canthal tilt.
Most notably, xe has admitted to having a severe gastrointestinal problem which leads huge, frequent, and uncontrollably loud farts, particularly whenever xe is nervous or in public. Because of this, xe is a NEET who doesn’t go out in public or talk to women because xer loud farts make it impossible to take xer seriously or be seen as a romantic partner.
Xe also admits to being obese, and not taking good care of xer hygiene because xe thinks it’s pointless, and doesn't cut xer hair. When told otherwise, xe sends photos xe has saved on xer computer and claims “Chad doesn’t even have to wipe his ass”. When pressed, xe admitted that xe hadn’t showered in weeks at that point. Xe also claims to have not spoken to anyone in person in months, aside from short phone calls with xer parents asking for money.
Despite almost never going outside, eating like shit and drinking copious amounts of tap water, xe insists xe has extremely high testosterone, citing the fact that xe has back hair, leg hair, and big balls. This doesn’t make a lot of sense, since xe can’t grow a beard at 21. Xe also claimed to have “130 IQ”, “huge balls”, a “7 inch cock”, and to be 6 foot 3 (interesting how Brit didn't use metric).
Opinions on Rape[edit | edit source]
Nabbv has admitted and advocated for incels raping women on multiple occasions, viewing it as a reasonable thing to do because women won’t fuck xer. Of course, since xe's a NEET autistic retard, xe would likely fuck it up. Xe's too much of a pussy to try to engage in nigger activities, and sees it as the only way xe would ever have children.
SoyBooru[edit | edit source]
Xe joined the booru on July 11, 2025, and made xer first upload in November. Xe then started to edit clubs (latinx version of a spade) onto various characters and namefags. He falseflagged emerald saying “whats wrong with that” to someone saying “Underage award”. It was revealed xe used MS paint and when confronted, xe kept saying emerald was a lolicon even after someone debunked his false flag. After forums were added, xe would become the second largest forum poster on the entire Boorum as of March 13th 2026.[3]
Speculation[edit | edit source]
Speculation over ethnic origin[edit | edit source]
Xir jeetish and incel background have led to additonal speculation over whether the aptly named Nabbv is a pajeet. Although xe typically posts under a French (formerly British) flag, xe is a VPNfag, and Britain still hosts a large number of jeets thanks to (((immigration))). Xe has attempted to dispel these rumours by posting xer hand, but its brownish complexion has only led to further scrutiny. Xe is extremely sensitive to comments about being brown which makes the Indian allegations seem more likely.
Speculation on age[edit | edit source]
Given the absurd and nonsensical ramblings, statistics that make zero sense, the nonsense xe often posts and the ridiculously out of touch reality xe lives in, some have speculated that Nabbv is underage. Furthermore, the fact xe started posting right as the summer began makes it extremely likely that Nabbv is underage, despite claiming to be 21. 'teens should try to get xer to admit it, and get xer banned from /pol/ forever.
Speculated association with the Feds[edit | edit source]
Due to Nabbv's sheer obsession and complete unfamiliarity with shardee kulchur and xer use of 4cuck language, some 'teens have speculated that xe's a Glowie from the ‘cuck who moved to the Sharty after the Great Cuckset to demoralize 'teens into becoming unproductive and antisocial members of soyciety that are unable to change anything. This isn’t unfamiliar, as demoralization is common on the 'cuck, and it’s known that Mossad in particular frequently posts BBC spam, porn in general, race mixing propaganda and general incel posting.
Speculation over gender identity[edit | edit source]
Some /pol/ users have proposed the idea that Nabbv might not even be a real man, rather; a pooner, and more specifically: Terrycrews. But why? First of all, Nabbv shares a lot of attributes with xer.
- Is terminally online
- Disabled
- Hates women (pooners are known to be self-hating and misogynistic)
- Shares a similar level of retardedness
- Mentioned, out of the blue, and unprompted, Jimbo in one thread. Most likely a Freudian slip from thousands of hours of shitflinging and ERPing with the oneshit namefag
- Prolific namefag
- Puffy feminine hands
More on that theory further in the article.
True location[edit | edit source]
A 'teen began datamined Soysphere websites for profiles that matched Nabbv's typing style. Xhey first found a troon's account that was created about the same time Nabbv began posting. In fact, they were so obsessed and posted so many messages, thousands in fact, that the mods at the schlog banned xer. Another found was an account from Mexico, who frequently posted about how being 60% European means you're white, something which mestizos cope about in brapxico. Admittedly, the evidence for this being true isn’t great, but it's still a bit.
On 11/30 UTC 12, Nabbv celebrated it being December. https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/2476535.html#2476848 Meaning xe is in one of these locations, kiribati, somoa, Tonga, New Zealand + (Chatham islands), Fiji, or far east Russia. Considering some of these islands dont speak English, the highest likelihood is a New Zealand location. With the Vietnamese reveal it is extremely likely that xe is, in fact, Vietnamese.
Speculation over mental illness[edit | edit source]
It has been argued that Nabbv's level of obsession, rivaled by only a few, weird, contextless at best and nonsensical at worst infographics, short sentences and severe delusions would qualify xer for more than just autism and cerebral palsy. Despite the fact that QNWO just recently approved a Soysylum admission in order to properly diagnose the leaker, it has already been suggested xe has Schizophrenia. More research, and perhaps even a forced Soysylum entry, is needed.
The Boner Photo incident and alleged Homosexuality[edit | edit source]
in July 2025, Nabbv posted a photo of one of the Argentine telenovela actors xe goons to shirtless and in xer underwear. Users were quick to point out the actor had a visible boner and asked why Nabbv had this saved on xer computer.
It’s extremely likely that xe is a homosexual (or rather a heterosexual female), as xe has HUNDREDS of photos of this actor saved on xer computer and fervently defends xer against people who say xe looks average or nonwhite. Xe's probably a braptinx if xer telenovela obsession is anything to go off of. Alongside xer erotic obsession for Hernán Drago, Nabbv has many other attributes of a closeted homosexual. First and foremost, Nabbv displays extreme sensitivity when accused of homosexuality, reacting poorly when referred to as a "Queen".[4]
Furthermore, when xer clitty leaks, Nabbv often expresses homosexual fantasies involving the 'teens baiting xer.[5][6][7]
Combined with xer hatred towards women, it seems very likely that Nabbv is a raging homosexual.
Evil plan[edit | edit source]
Nabbv has stated xer end goal is to turn the site into an incel forum, where fellow genetic dead ends can come and whine until they kill themselves. Xe is also known to make sock puppets to make it seem like the niggerpill is more commonly upheld on the website. In reality, the entire site hates it outside of two Bosnians and an American who types suspiciously like Nabbv.
Xe has become so hated that many of the mods openly despise xer, namely MVSTQRD. Xe also tries to demoralize random posters, such as the autists like the Brazilian monarchist, to try and groom them into becoming xer Discord kitten. (this is real, I exaggerate a lot here, but not this)
Xer demoralization is so despised that it managed to bring long time gegbulls thought to have left the site years ago back to mock xer. Even splinter sites have begun to become aware of Nabbv's antics. MVSTQRD will randomly go rogue and move all this threads to /r9k/ which Nabbv hates since xer wants to groom white men into becoming xer femboy discord kittens, and it's well known that /r9k/ is not white.
We all hope xe'll be banned in time. Xe is also known to impersonate regular posters and switch VPNs when xe isn’t active to make it seem like more people support the niggerpill than actually do. It’s hard to underestimate how much it's despised on the Sharty. It’s a wonder the mods tolerate it to the extent they do.
Xer “supporters” include The Azeri BBC spammer, the two Bosnians who are incels, “Americans” who type like Nabbv and don’t spell words like colour or flavour like and American would, the Kosovar BNWO fetishist, and a Spaniard. Everyone else despises them, however, unfortunately, they are also terminally online, which makes it seem like these views are more prevalent then they actually are.
Vietnamese allegations[edit | edit source]
On November 15th 2025, while participiating in common shitflinging with a Canadian soyteen, Nabbv allegedly posted without xer French VPN, revealing a Vietnamese flag (probably confirming shr**m janny claims that xe is Vietnamese), and then deleted it shortly after, but not before the Canadian poster could screencap it.[8][9] Unfortunately, nobody else was present in the thread at that exact minute to confirm the happening.

Nabbv then started seething, coping and inventing conspiracy theories to deboonk the screencap instead of doing what any normal person would do if someone tried to frame them with a photoshopped image - which would be to facepalm, write 1 maybe 2 replies and stop entertaining the trolls. Although it is important to point out that this behavior might just be how Nabbv genuinely reacts to false allegations, given xer nature as an absolute gegbull who cannot stop feeding the trolls.
The details regarding the screencap are the following:
- The message itself is consistent with what Nabbv was talking about in that thread for the preceding minutes.
- The name and the tripcode are correct.
- The post number is correct.
- The timing checks out.
- The ID color and the letters are unique.
- The screencap of the post was posted less than a minute after the post itself.
- As mentioned above, the post was deleted shortly after.
Nabbv gave two different theories, jumping from one to another whenever it suited xer:
- The screencap was photoshopped in advance.
- The page was doctored with inspect element mode in real time.
The photoshop theory contradicts details (1, 3, 7) as it implies that the Canadian somehow knew in advance that the post numbered 2408227 would belong to Nabbv, as well as that Nabbv would delete that post, which is absolutely bonkers. And the inspect element theory contradicts details (2, 5, 6, 7) since it implies that not only did the Canadian fake the flag and the ID (including finding a hex code for a random color), then took a screenshot and posted it, all done within like 40 seconds, but also that the Canadian is a time-travelling wizard who knew that Nabbv would delete this post, hence why he decided to edit this exact post in half a minute and take a screencap of it.
Nabbv would cope by saying that the Canadian himself made the post 2408227, [then edited it according to the inspect element theory], then deleted it to claim that it was made by Nabbv, which addresses the time-travelling wizard part (aka detail 7), but does not address the other contradictions, while also being the craziest one for obvious reasons and creating additional difficulties: if we go with the inspect element theory, this means that the Canadian also had to edit the name field and add the tripcode in the inspect element mode during that short time window. And if we go with the photoshop theory, it becomes even more ridiculous since it means that the Canadian knew in advance that he would be talking to Nabbv at around the time post 2408227 would be posted (returning us to the time-travelling wizard theory), and also (while being under the effects of a tier 3 luck potion, presumably) masterfully managed to steal the post numbered 2408227 for himself so he could then delete it and post the supposedly fake screencap.
It's also worth mentioning that when Nabbv was asked what the contents of post 2408227 were - which according to xer was actually written by the Canadian and then deleted - xe said that xe didn't see it. So, Nabbv was sitting in the thread with no breaks, replying to every single post in the shortest time possible (including replying to the screencap post in like 30 seconds) but - very conveniently for the evil Canadian mastermind - left the thread for a minute at the exact time the Canadian posted, edited and deleted his supposed falseflag. Absolute schizobabble.
The Canadian also claimed to be posting from Steam Deck, which, if true, completely invalidates the photoshop theory and makes the inspect element theory much less plausible too.
Allegations are further proven by xer refusal to send eye pic which would BTFO all chink allegations if xe was white.
Nabbv is a pooner theory[edit | edit source]
The hand incident[edit | edit source]

On August 7, 2025, Nabbv posted "his" hand in a thread to "prove" that "he" is not indian but in fact a 100% White Germanic Aryan warrior. At first, chuds just called "his" hand feminine and started photoshopping the writing on the piece of paper. Later, some users noted that Nabbv's index finger is of the same length as the ring finger, if not longerif you look closely you can see the index finger is slightly curled to make it look shorter than it really is, even though men always have a noticeably longer ring finger compared to the index finger, while women's ring and index fingers are usually of the same length. This lead a couple of users to question Nabbv's sex the next day, and ultimately proved that Cuckjeeta is actually a pooner. Geg, it's kino![11] Joel’s ex by the way.
The interrogation[edit | edit source]
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>cuckjeeta thinks that men jork it for more than 5 minutes
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>cuckjeeta thinks that abstaining from gooning makes you last longer even though it's actually the exact opposite
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>cuckjeeta likes masturbating to "imagination" and "scenarios" (in reality men prefer visual media, while women are the main market for pornographic literature)
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>cuckjeeta gets uncomfrotable discussing gooning with moids :(
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>cuckjeeta falls for bait and assumes that men can only shoot cum once a day or two
The groping incident[edit | edit source]
Nabbv revealed that xe was raped, to no one's surprise.[12][13]
Physique[edit | edit source]
On August 15, 2025, a BritGOD leaked the cuck's physqiue, revealing that xe is a TESTOSTERONE FILLED BVLL fat pooner.[14]
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XE REALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEG
Derpson spam[edit | edit source]
On March 13, 2026, straight after the babyjak 'p spam, Xe started creating [even doe xe claims xe doesn't make any OC and that anything xe uploads isn't xirs] a femjak subvariant of Femson called Forced meme#Derpson (not to be confused with the Joyjak of the same name) based on Derpina; a character that's supposed to be 14-17 or something
.[15] Now, this wouldn't be such major problem until Nabbv started drawing goonslop of said character and started spamming in on both /soy/ and the 'ru. Xe started to claim that the character was 25 in those goonslop pics. As of right now, people have been comparing Derpson to Soylita and the jannies are doing nothing about the situation.
How to bait[edit | edit source]

A new method of baiting Nabbv has been discovered, which is to call xer "Queen" and asking after xer bvll. This method is still in the experimental phase, but has been used to some success.[16] One Canadian also tried baiting xer with a fake cum tribute.[17]
I can't hide it anymore, I'm absolutely INFATUATED by Nabbv. That cute little blackpilled pooner. Everytime I see a british flag and that (VPN) thing side by side, I can't help but fantasize about the malding pooner making the posts behind the screen, and I get an erection. I have a confession to make, every couple of nights or so I jerk off to that one picture that Nabbv posted of her hand. It's so fucking hot. Everytime I see it I can't help but imagine those fingers wrapped around my cock and slowing stroking it as it does a wet *shlick* *shlick* *shlick* sound. This is my confession, I just had to get it off my chest. Nabbv, I hope you forgive me, but I also hope you suck me off one day. <'ddit space
As mentioned earlier, it’s best not to argue with xer and instead try to get xer to leak. Since xe’s a new gegBULL, people are still trying out new methods. The most effective as of now are to call xer brown and either larp as a woman when arguing with xer, or to vehemently defend women for whatever xe brings up. It’s almost hard to bait xer because of how demoralized and pathetic xe is.
Most of the studies xerposts make zero sense to anyone actually looking at them, either being from fapfappy.com, some other degen porn site or random clickbait websites which completely contradict whatever xe was trying to say, something that is completely ludicrous and lends credence to the idea that xe is genuinely retarded.
Here’s a quick summary on every argument xe will ever make. They never change. Same photos and studies, no matter how inaccurate.
>be confident
<you're only confident because you're hot
>you’ll find someone
<no I won’t I’m a pathetic incel
>kys
<I should
>how do you explain hot women dating ugly men?
<thats just her cuck. she’s still fucking chad. she’ll make her husband raise chad’s kids
>most women don’t hook up with random people and don’t sleep around
<ACTUALLY most women have slept with 200+ guys by 18(real quote btw) and Chads fuck thousands a year.
>that’s absurd and completely ridiculous.
<ha, you're just the cuck. Enjoy raising bibisea Chad's kids
There is really no point in actually giving this retard advice, so don’t. Bully xer and try to enrage xer.
As stated early, xe has a severe gastrointestinal problem which leads to xer having uncontrollable loud braps in public due to the amount of cheese xe eats, saying >CHEDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR is enough to enrage xer when used correctly.
Due to the absolute pathetic individual Nabbv is, it isn’t super easy to enrage xer. As most blackpillers are, xe is extremely demoralized, so much so that xe admits to rotting away and waiting to die.
Xe's allegedly a pooner. As mentioned earlier, xe has an absurd hatred of women. So much so that it borders on poonerlike.
Australian method[edit | edit source]
It doesn’t matter if you have a vpn, proxy, or what country your in. If you can imitate the Australian you can easily convince Nabbv that you are him. One method is to randomly mention the Australian to xer unprompted which may lead xer to thinking that (You) are him. Xe will leak at this.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
AustralianCHAD[edit | edit source]
One regular poster who has consistently been involved in shitflinging matches with Nabbv is the Aussie, who has become the mortal enemy of the Nabbv. Xe has been known to impersonate Nabbv as well as exaggerating and/or lying about information about xer on this page and on /pol/ to elicit a reaction from Nabbv, to great success.
Nabbv is also known to occasionally sperg out and accuse posters of being the Australian on a VPN or proxy. The Australian claims to have a girlfriend and came to despise Nabbv after giving xer advice only for xer to completely ignore it. Xe hates incels in general for being “mentally ill retards” and finds Nabbv to be a particularly pathetic person.
The Australian is also is a frequent shitposter (as all Aussies are) and is known for saying insane and occasionally degenerate shit to get a reaction out of people. He claims he is in a committed relationship to a girl who was a virgin before meeting him, which is something that particularly frustrates and annoys the Nabbv because it contradicts xer worldview.
Apparently, he plans on marrying her and fathering ten children.🗝️ Nabbv is also known to enter threads specifically to try to bait him or will make threads to try to engage with him to the point where it has become an obsession. Xe desperately seeks validation from him and will jump into unrelated threads to do so.
The Aussie is also known to derail Nabbvs threads and instead turn them into whitepill ones, which is a wholesomerald, often asking people about their hobbies and generally changing the conversation. This has greatly annoyed Nabbv.
Since Nabbv was revealed to be a pooner, we can definitively say that Australia WON.
The Ring[edit | edit source]
in late October 2025, The Australian posted a photo of an engagement ring he bought for his gf on the sharty. Much to the dismay of Nabbv who proceeded to seethe all over the log for the rest of the day. Despite this Nabbv still insists he is larping when most of the board agrees he is not
Brazilian Foid[edit | edit source]
A tsundere brazilian womxn that dwells on /pol/ - best known for drawing barbiejaks - that likes to reply to Nabbv 24/7 to get his attention.
Unbeknownst to her the attraction is reciprocal with Nabbv being quick to get flustered around her, often getting angry when people shine light on xer not so secret admirer. While their relationship is currently in their tsundere phase it’s clear that one day Nabbv will pump her full of brapbabies and will (finally) graduate from inceldom. She also enjoys baking and is a drawfag.
In reality the Nabbv and her absolutely despise each other, and Nabbv often makes things up about her, claiming she slept with hundreds of men, that she enjoys BBC (ev&o she is BWC only, by her own admission) that she has sex with homeless people, and so on and so forth. Given xer history of lies, this isn’t surprising.
ChinaGOD[edit | edit source]
A Chinese poster who somehow got past the Great Firewall. Despite the ChinaGOD not even understanding what Nabbv means most of the time, Nabbv is very likely to fly into rage when replying to this poster. During the aforementioned physique thread, the ChinaGOD replied with the following to Nabbv.[14]
>>1906426
Have your (you). You dance without music.
Interests[edit | edit source]
Things xe likes[edit | edit source]
- Curry
- Cuckoldry
- Shitting up the 'log with incel threads
- Debating with da bluepillers all day
- Posting about how ugly xe is
- Whining
- Wallowing in self pity
- The CNWO (Chad New World Order)
- Underaged children (disputed)
- HRT
- Brazilfoid
- Sissy hypno BBC worship
- Sex with Hulk Hogan[Marge...]
- Hundreds of half nude photos of men and zero women by own admission
- Attractive Men
- Cycling and r/fuckcars[18]
- Strong women[19]
- Black girls[20]
Things xe dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Women
- Chads
- Wiping xer own ass
- The gym
- Getting called a looksmax.org larper and James Sapphire poser
- Da Bluepillers
- The Australian CHAD
- Showering
- Being called a pajeet
- Being called Cuckjeet instead of Nabbv
- Being accused of being Terry Crews
- Being quoted with the Cuckjeet song
- Brazilfoid
- Car-driving bigots
- Formalwear
- Shroom
Theme song[edit | edit source]
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
Spamming incel threads all day, I don't give a fuck!
I'm always obsessed, With cuckoldry and Chads, Spamming /pol/ ain't nobody can stop
oh I'm a Cuckjeet fail!
yes i'm a Cuckjeet fail!
Spamming Reddit statistics in every thread
oh I'm a Cuckjeet fail!
yes i'm a Cuckjeet fail!
Spamming blackpill nonsense everywhere that I go
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
Namefagging day and night
My incel statistics folder getting bigger
oh i'm a raisinskin spamming Obsessed cuckolding failure
If you think it's coal-y wait until you see, my tiny brown pecker
(oh)
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
I do it every day, More devoted than a tranny!
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet! Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
If you're leaking about it
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
VPNfagging ESL, Blackpill, I'm a pathetic loser, never be a real man either!
Obsessed over women and chads
I'll forever be a Cuckjeet!
Indian Song[edit | edit source]
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
good morning sirs, check out my truuukes
im posting blackpills, and im eating poooo
gooning to 'p cuz you know that we jooos
just having fun, i dont need any cluuuees
hey sweet lady, send me some booobbs
i be shitting up the catalog, gooning to duudes
i got that swag bebi you know that im coool
posting bmt cuz im too good for the ruuules
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
1000 reppeys on my threads, you know its a gem
i be the newest gegbull, in my little cuckshed
posting on the catalog, you know its gonna be brim
falling for the psyop, you know that im a fed
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
good morning sirs, check out my truuukes
im posting blackpills, and im eating poooo
hey sweet lady, send me some nuuudessss
i be shitting up the catalog, gooning to duudes
i got that swag bebi, check out my shoooess
check out my 'p bebi, you know i gooooon
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Shroomcuck variant, this is ironic because xe often hates on the Shroom
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Nigger variant of the Shroomcuck
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Trooned
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Nigger variant of the Trooned cuckjak
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SLOPJAK VARIANT: MAKES CUCKJEET CLITTYLEAK
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>you also watch any porn too?
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spadeson gem
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A gassy variant
Snopes
- ↑ https://soyjak.st/bait/thread/24279.html
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k5xcfpi8.png
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/members
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0810-1639-05/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12576899.html
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/w6hp86xj.png
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wig157h.png
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/mknpu85n.png
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1115-1721-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2408027.html
- ↑ https://archive.fo/fZ4no
- ↑ Editor's note: I didn't grab a screenshot of the post, only the image itself, but I swear that it was either Nabbv or (less likely) and elaborate falseflagger who was posting the usual blackpill shit under the same UK [VPN] flag. Nabbv xerself never denied the fact that the hand in question belongs to "him".
- ↑ https://archive.fo/juBnx
- ↑ https://archive.ph/HIKwZ
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0831-0655-49/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2019236.html
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 https://megalodon.jp/2025-0816-1506-40/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1904807.html
- ↑ https://animefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Derpina_Derpington
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0815-1147-29/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1896870.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0816-1100-13/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1906346.html
- ↑ https://archive.fo/UkYH6
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pKx4V
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/3618?page=39#p182453


