Gigachad

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For the patient file, check Gigachad (Patient).
Why yes, this is literally me.
How could you tell?
Gigachad is ARYAN
btw, if that matters
This page is a gem.
Gigachad is a gemerald.
Ernest Khalimov
Gigachad
NationalityUnclear, but predominantly documented as Russian Chadian
Best known forSaying everything that you agree with
Supporting trans rights
IAS?Absolutely not, in fact it’s the Anti-IAS

Ernest Khalimov[a], AKA Gigachad[b] is a believed to be Russian[1][2] and a heavily photoshopped[3] model for Sleek'N'Tears. Soyjak and Gigachad are often portrayed as close friends, despite their differences. In modern times, it is more common to see AI gigachads.

Gigachad is also a survivor of the GigaSing 201Ϫ music festival shooting. He has been suffering from PTSD ever since.

Gigachad's life went like this: he was born, got gifted a gigafly by Gigahitler, his flies grew, then grew even more, and then he finally rode his fly for the first time. After this, Gigachad went to war with 'cordtroons and lost his fly in the war, which angered him into exploding inside of Troon HQ with a suicide vest and he went to Gigaheaven, the grayscale area where most gigas and gigaflies live.

He also has his own board on the Party at /giga5/ (formerly /giga/), and Gigachad is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

It is alleged that he is a communist (or at least born in the Soviet Union or German Democratic Republic). This is because he made a post saying:

Hello. I heard that I have many nationalities. There are only
two. Made in GDR 🇩🇪🇷🇺
From nowhere with love.

Likes and dislikes[edit | edit source]

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Whatever you like

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

  • Whatever you dislike

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Main article: Gallery of classic gigachads

AI gigachads[edit | edit source]

AI gigachads are a dangerous skynet-created subspecies of Gigachad best known for being frequently used to gigaquote somebody. If you see one, notify the authorities IMMEDIATELY.

Behavior[edit | edit source]

  • Shapeshifting
  • Turning into an abomination
  • Singing music
  • Pointing guns at the camera
  • Driving
  • Dancing
  • Shouting like a madman
  • It has been observed that some broods are emitting incomprehensible sounds. Further research is required to understand this phenomenon

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Main article: Gallery of AI gigachads

Cryptic messages[edit | edit source]

Some gigachads may have secret messages hidden in them disguised as a nonsense gibberish. Below are some attempts at decrypting those messages and possible interpretations of them.

Gigafly[edit | edit source]

, how could you tell?

Main article: Gigafly

Gigafly is an AI gigachad trend that has expanded and developed its own subculture and lore. Proponents of this meme celebrate its capacity to parody and subvert expectations by placing Gigachad atop a giant fly, but others claim that this meme represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. According to these critics, because Gigachad can stand on a fly, Gigafly posters think they can groom children.

Gigaquoting[edit | edit source]

>using your own post as an example

Gigaquoting is the practice of quoting somebody as a gigachad. It is a parody of soyquoting where instead of insulting someone and making them sad, you complement them and make their day better. There have been many, many gigachad edits made over the years.

Although gigaquoting is a favorite pastime of many teens, mental health professionals have raised concerns about its harmful long-term side effects.

Giga-unquoting[edit | edit source]

Giga-unquoting is a variation of Gigaquoting where one attempts to undo a soyquote. This is done repeating the quoted material (subtracting the arrow), and adding a giga as the picrel. Doing this entails that you look like a gigachad IRL and that you believe the quoted material. In other words, you say this but you do not look like this. This is often done unironically, how could you tell?

Example[edit | edit source]

 Platejak 4 minutes ago /soy/ No.12332142

>Everything that makes my clitty leak should be banned!!!1!

 Gigachad 3 minutes ago /soy/ No.12332145

Everything that makes my clitty leak should be banned, how could you tell?

Hand drawn gigas[edit | edit source]

In late 2025, and possibly earlier, one poster would begin creating novel hand drawn gigas that would gain some popularity.

Is Ernest Khalimov bisexual?[edit | edit source]

No. This claim was most likely made up by some faggot so they could BTFO the 14-year old edgy chudderinos or whatever

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Russian: Эрнест Халимов / Ernest Halimov
  2. Russian: Гигачад / Gigačad

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