Leakage worship
| God wouldn't approve of Leakage worship... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom. |
Leakage Worship is when offsiters get extremely autistic, schizophrenic, pedophilic, zoophilic, foodist, troonic, and obsessed over making people leak to the point where they are almost like worshipping it. Its real-life equivalent is perhaps Satanism, where you do a bunch of pedophilic rituals and sacrifices just to be closer to Satan, though instead of Satan, you obsess over Leakage. It goes deeper than that: Just like Satanism, Leakage Worship can pop out of anywhere, and it's extremely hard to get rid of it. It can be done by anyone, and it would be seen as "cool" by normies. Soon enough, it will continue for weeks/months/years, and would be made anywhere, and it will eventually have a bunch of cabals dedicated to it where they would coal up the log. Basically, 90% of the coal you see is caused by this.
Reason[edit | edit source]
When an offsiter starts to worship soyteen leakage, it's perhaps because:
- We did something xhe didn't like.
- We didn't like xis troonslop.
- We didn't say that xhe is valid.
- Xhe is jealous of us.
- Xhe leaked over us too, geeg.
- Xhe is a Pedo
- Xhe is a Tranny
- Xhe is a Cordpedo
List of Soyteen Leakage Worshippers[edit | edit source]
- Demoralizers: This is the main blood flow of Leakage Worship; they just love making us look irrelevant.
- 4cuck: Ever since /qa/.
- Frogniggers: Probably the most obsessed of them all, I mean who would make actual GIFs of frogs laughing at us otherwise?
- Zelligpedos: They got their own splinter and yet they are still extremely obsessed.
- Shemmycucks: Probably the most autistic ones of them all. Obsessed to the point where they hire artists to make art for them, meanwhile in background they goon to 'p.
- Xitter users
- Furniggers
- Anyone I don't like
Similarities to Sharty Derangement Syndrome[edit | edit source]
Probably, SDS and Leakage Worship might be the only series of Mental Illnesses to be both connected and to be both brimstone. Albeit there is a difference; In SDS, you only try to stop soyteens from reaching elsewhere. In Leakage Worship, you try to make soyteens leak as much as you can
Is there a cure?[edit | edit source]
Quite possibly the only cure is calling them satanists, since God would approve of you making people angry for no reason. However there's still some alternative cures that can work, which are:
- Not leaking at all
- Making them leak too
- Banning them
- Filtering their posts
- Post about the Pedo raids, projects, music, games and the other gems we made, and ask them if they did something similar to that (which works 99% of the time since most people suffering from Sharty Derangement Syndrome are talentless, there wasn't a doubt geeeg)
| Leakage worship is part of a series on Mental health |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |