Leakage worship

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Leakage worship is coal.
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Leakage Worship is when offsiters get extremely autistic, schizophrenic, pedophilic, zoophilic, foodist, troonic and obsessed over making people leak to a point where they are almost like worshipping it. Its real-life equivalent is perhaps Satanism, where you do a bunch of pedophilic rituals and sacrifices just to be closer to satan, though instead of Satan, you obsess over Leakage. It goes deeper than that: Just like Satanism, Leakage Worship can pop out of anywhere, and it's extremely hard to get rid of. It can be done by anyone, and it would be seen as "cool" by normies. Soon enough, it will continue for weeks/months/years, and would be made anywhere, and it will eventually have a bunch of cabals dedicated to it where they would coal up the log. Basically, 90% of the coal you see is caused by this.

Reason[edit | edit source]

When an offsiter starts to worship soyteen leakage, it's perhaps because:

  • We did something xhe didn't like
  • We didn't like his troonslop
  • We didn't say xhe is valid
  • Xhe is jealous of us
  • Xhe leaked over us too, geeg
  • Xhe is a Pedo
  • Xhe is a Tranny
  • Xhe is a Cordpedo

List of Soyteen Leakage Worshippers[edit | edit source]

  • Demoralizers: This is the main blood flow of the Leakage Worship; they just love making us look like irrelevant.
  • 4cuck: Ever since /qa/.
  • Frogniggers: Probably the most obsessed of them all, I mean who would make actual GIFs laughing at us otherwise?
  • Zelligpedos: They got their own splinter and yet they are still extremely obsessed.
  • Shemmycucks: Probably the most artistic one out of all. Into a point where they hire Artists to make art for them, meanwhile in background they goon to 'p.
  • Xitter
  • Furniggers
  • Anyone I don't like

Similarity to Sharty Derangement Syndrome[edit | edit source]

Probably, SDS and Leakage Worship might be the only series of Mental Illnesses to be both connected and to be both brimstone. Albeit there is a difference; In SDS you only try to stop soyteens from reaching elsewhere. In Leakage Worship, you try to make soyteens leak as much as you can

Is there a cure?[edit | edit source]

Quite possibly the only cure is calling them satanists, since God would approve of you making people angry for no reason. However there are still alternative cures that can work, which are:

  • Not leaking at all
  • Making them Leak too
  • Banning them
  • Filtering their posts
  • Post about the Pedo raids, projects, music, games and other gems we made, and ask them if they did something similar to that (which works 99% of the time since most people suffering from Sharty Derangement Syndrome are talentless, there wasn't a doubt geeeg)
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