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Sootbaiting
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Sootbaiting refers to a legendary art form and baiting activity that consisted of getting a rise out of former Sharty owner Soot, who was known, at times, to display a short temper. Sootbaiting was accomplished by obvious samefagging, spamming, demoralisation-coaling, shitting up his Q&A threads with meaningless requests, and accusing him of exploiting/datamining his users (a charge to which he was very sensitive). Screenshots of successful sootbaiting attempts (with samefag (You)s included) are routinely shared on the Sharty as highly-valued art pieces,[1] considering only about a half-dozen are known to exist. However, the activity itself became a lost art after Soot's departure. But there are other admins to bait, and soyical progressivists say any seethe posted with a capcode counts as a form of sootbait.
Baiting other admins[edit | edit source]
It has been theorized that the new soyjak.party usurpers could fall for bait, but success is unlikely due to the accessibility of this page.
Sharty[edit | edit source]
Kuzbaiting?[edit | edit source]
It's been tried, but he doesn't take the bait.
Dollbaiting??[edit | edit source]
| > | Haha, that's the last time I'll ever do it little buddy. It felt good to do. | < |
| Doll | ||
Has done so before, but vowed never to take the bait again.[2]
'Lenobaiting???[edit | edit source]
He takes bait well and has deliberately said that he wants to be like Soot.
Frootbaiting????[edit | edit source]
Seems to work! any nitpicking of his musical tastes is sure to make him furious and be a gem mine. He also hates muslims so much that being a Muslim is enough to trigger him. Froot is also a gambling addict so make sure to bully him on that 'teens! Also, insult FNACoal and enjoy the tantrum.
Rootbaiting?????[edit | edit source]
If you make threads on /soy/ complaining about jannies he will come to post an angry reply and then delete your thread, most times in that order. Root is known to take the bait if you post some demoralisation coal on /q/. also say you hate paper mario ttyd
Nu-Dev Baiting??????[edit | edit source]
You can troll the developer that replaced Angeleno by accusing his identity of being various things. Thus far he has been theorized to be Codefag, Soot, Angeleno, Boot, and Moot (what the fuck?), DOE more may be rumor'd. Also accuse him of being incompetent at coding / missing some obvious method to fix the site
^^ time traveller here, he's Ronald, creator of the babybot
Mustardbaiting/Quotebaiting[edit | edit source]
For Quote, act like a faggot (specifically, femboy, POST FEMBOY BAIT), for Mustard, act like a druggie
Do similar stuff as with sootbaiting. Accuse them of jannying wrong (you're holding it wrong btw), being a glownigger, selfish little fuck, or hating the Sharty and there's a 60% chance you'll get a capcode reply. Call them [x] spammer and you might get them to seethe incoherently about client side post filters. Bribe with hotpockets to get them to move threads. Make random conspiracy theories up and you'll get SLF jigs from Mustard. Claim to want a board deleted and then seethe when it is for a "Greentext CIA soyjaks" type tirade under your thread. Call the whole site Discord. Accuse them of stalking you with your IP post history or seethe about gempass. Sneed about Frootcord. Kvetch in the IRC. Kvetch about random namefags. Post retarded shit until they (((notice))) and leak your post history by talking about it.
Bootbaiting???????[edit | edit source]
Say literally anything negative about him.
Wiki[edit | edit source]
Cobblebaiting???????????[edit | edit source]
SENDING HER LESBIAN PORN THROUGH EMAIL
Maybe? Cobblestone usually ignores bait, but you could be able to get a reppey by larping as a HTSM.
Booru[edit | edit source]
-ZBaiting????????????[edit | edit source]
Insulting Islam, Kratos or making anti Warrior-Z 'tosses would summon him, Z-baiting has been done to death doe so he is not as active nowadays.
Misc.[edit | edit source]
Brootbaiting?????????????[edit | edit source]
Absolutely, he has serious anger issues so making him seethe is very easy and sometimes results in gemmy comebacks. Insult soyjak.blog and call it a failed discord hangout, insult Brootmoji, He is also a chud so being trans, gay or brown/black would piss him off alone. He will likely insult your ethnicity or race.
Sootbait gallery[edit | edit source]
Other admin baiting gallery[edit | edit source]
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Root being baited
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Dev being baited
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Boot being baited, and dilating