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Cobblestone (detractor perspective)
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 Oy vey! Cobblestein is treif!
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Cobblestone is (((Jewish))).
Dykey Dyke
Cobblestone, alternatively called “Poonerstone” or “CoalBBCTroon” or Mist, is a selfish little fuck who is also the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025.[1] Xhe succeeded SprokemowerMan. Xhe is the worst admin of Soyjak Wiki and is basically its version of Admin 6. Xhe is best known for deleting shit for no reason and brapping up the Wiki, and most importantly, the (((Gradingcaust))).
Gigachad rambling[edit | edit source]
Besides all of this shitfuckery, xhe is a well-known attentionwhore (as most foids are) and probably got the 'ki handed to xer by sending nudes to sprokemowerman. FUCK this dumb attention whore and the cockriding faggots that wrote this shitty article. Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, kill yourself and retire you dumb pooner whore, nobody cares that you cut off your tits. There was no reason to flaunt your gender you just felt greedy for attention genuinely KYS you made this wiki shit kyskys and rot in hell rope right now take the cyanide I don't care kill yourself you ugly middle eastern whoremutt. [i kneel.]
Why xhe sucks[edit | edit source]
Xhe sucks, mainly because of the notorious Gradingcaust, which is the worst event in the wiki history. Ultimately what the Gradingcaust was Cobblestone trying to delete all templates above articles clarifying the quality of the topic or the page itself with the mineral rating system.
This destroyed a core part of the culture that was around soyjakwiki since Soot created it. What's even worse is xhe didn't announce it until later on, after the infoboxes were redone. Pro-GradingCaust and Pro-Cobblestone arguments mostly hinge upon assuming readers of the site are retarded nusois that base their whole opinions regarding topics by just the mineral rating template alone and not the contents of the article itself which would only be possible if the reader did not read anything regarding the article but the mineral template. Also it's futile to remove only the mineral ratings since said retarded nusois would base their views on the headers of the articles instead. Only degenerate fucktards or braniggers would do this. All of this happened because one cuck from /soy/ suggested it, even though almost everyone else hates it. The arguments in favor of this shitstorm were all faulty and stupid. [They just are, okay?]
Xhe is also notorious for deleting pages for absolutely no reason at all. This is especially bad because many of these pages are the only source of info on certain topics.[They just are, okay?]
Additionally, xhe is a minion of Quote, which is even worse. Xhe is effectively the wiki’s version of LimeAIDS.
Also xe is literally Mist #2 or actually Mist xerself, the similarities are concerning. As we know, Mist was possibly the only troon to ever have a position of power in the soysphere.[He just is, okay?] Mist was controversial just for being a troon, but also for brapping up SoyBooru.
Most importantly, xhe permanently banned User:ChudtheVILE for being a minor. (Just, why? Why not only two years?) From now he had been banned for two years. Rest in power.
Facts about xer[edit | edit source]
- Xhe is
admin 7admin 6 but for the Wiki. - Xhe and xer numerous unpaid faggot minions are the coal that is killing the Wiki.
- However, one brave SINOGOD, User:Analects stood still and brave. He is best known for (among other things) by sending her lesbian porn through email (evendoe he baited her by saying it was 'p), for which he was UNFAIRLY( maybe a little) demoted from Rollbacker, Approver, Automoderated User to None (nigga even needed approval for his own edits). YET, he still got his roles back, because he's her TRVE BVLL and n°1 bully. However, he has of recently converted to Cobblestoneism after she showed him some boobs🗝️
- Xhe has recently tried to edit out above section. Violating the G6(b) rule (which she added herself). KEK! Classic woman L
- Xhe literally admitted to being a brimmy admin.[When?]
- Xhe claims to be a foid, but is likely a tranny.
- Xhe is an unpaid cuck who does it for free.
- Xhe is terminally online.
- Xhe does for it free
- Xhe is disgusting
- Xhe says xhe is underweight but if you take a look at xer brown fat hand its quite the opposite
- Xhe leaks at trevor because trevor eviscerates xer in debates
- Xhe forced xer shitty poonerslop drawings
- Xhe can’t draw
- Xhe is brown
- Xhe has severe assburgers and is known to sperg out.
- Xhe refuses to delete the page for zillyjaks.🔒
- Xhe bans everything xhe dislikes
| Cobblestone (detractor perspective) is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki 
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Sources [+]
Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblestone ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] |
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Symptoms [+]
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Tyranny [+]
Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |
