Soyjak Babies

>Though maybe you were looking for Babyjak or Soyjak Babies (based perspective)?

two little chuddies jumping on the bed

The titular Soyjak Babies. Top Row, L-R; Cisjak & Chudjak, Baby Chud, Little Cobson, and Feralbaby. Bottom Row, L-R; Gapebaby, Nobaby, ‘lita Jr., and Squirrelbaby being held by someone. Not pictured: “Darwin”

Soyjak Babies was an award-winning, genre-defining cartoon that ran from the 90s until 2005. It is still popular among small children and manchildren.

Actual toddlerGOD browsing the sharty, much better than watching elsagate toilet 24/7

Origin

Soyjak Babies made their debut on SoyBooru on December 12, 2022, and shortly after a video titled Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) featuring a montage of the Soyjak Babies to the song Little Bird, Little Bird was uploaded by the user SoyTube on YouTube.

Characters

Cisjak and Chudjak

The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter.

Baby Chud

Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended.

Little Cobson

The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess.

Feralbaby

Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks.

Gapebaby

The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together.

Gapebaby mixed with Caca

Nobaby

The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish genius.

Soylita Jr. (Iron because this version of Soylita isn't pedo bait o algo)

The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying.

Squirrelbaby

Known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet.

Sidson Jr./“Darwin”

Has had his father help him obtain his own identification card, and is known to be a big fan of movies. His favorite movie is "Son of the Mask". has loves his Rogudean plushie and hates all anime (too scawy and yucky).