Soyjaks Art Online
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Soyjaks Art Online is an upcoming anime about soyjaks. It stars Nate, who is trapped in the soyjak.party imageboard, where anyone who is banned dies, and must clear 100 boards to escape.
It is NOT based on any existing anime series. You WILL take your meds.
Plot[edit | edit source]
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Season 1[edit | edit source]
14 year old named Nate Higgers is a "nusoi" ('teen who has recently migrated to the new imageboard Soyjak Party) who had previously been a frequent user of /qa/ on the 'cuck, in a world where posters must connect to imageboards using their VR headsets. On the first day of the launch of Soyjak Party, the admin, Soot, locks the imageboard such that no one can close out of the imageboard, and anyone who is banned dies in real life. The only way to escape is to clear 100 boards full of 'cord troons, jartycucks, 'p spammers, and other failtrolls. Eventually he meets Soytan, the leader of the 'ki clique, and after dating for some time they get married. They adopt Soylita as their daughter[1], unaware that she is actually just powered by ChatGPT, and because the imageboards were vibe coded she is able to easily hack small parts of the imageboards. As he continues clearing the boards, he learns that the leader of the 'ki clique was actually Soot all along, and challenges him to a soyduel. He defeats Soot, which frees all the soyteens still trapped in the imageboard, but a few including Soytan are moved to another imageboard, Jakparty.soy. Meeting Soytan's father at the hospital where Soytan is kept, he meets ESL FNF Pedo, who is the admin of Jakparty.soy and has her imprisoned in the imageboard. He gathers the help of "Gigachad" who is later revealed to be his brother, Caleb, as well as other players Chud and satoko_houjou_fan to storm the Jartycord and fight hordes of jannies and ultimately face down ESL FNF Pedo's in-game persona, Kuz. Just as Kuz is about to kill him and rape Soytan, Soot's ghost apears to Nate, giving him the admin password which is the master password to all sharty-derived imageboards, allowing him to delete Kuz's account and save Soytan. Before leaving the Jarty forever, Soot also gives Nate the source code to the Sharty. He finally meets Soytan in real life before being attacked by ESL FNF Pedo at the hospital, but escapes. Nate releases the source code, causing millions of splinters to be created, and Nate takes Caca to the new Sharty, where he vows to clear the 100 boards of the new Sharty after resetting his progress.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Markiplier, a famous streamer, is suddenly murdered by the mysterious Nophono. Nate is approached by glowies to try and figure out the mystery of Nophono, who when soyquoting someone causes that person to die in real life. He meets the girl Sakaki, a master soyquoter from /a/, who has trauma of being soyquoted as a child. For some reason Nate is transformed into a female, Kate Hikes. Sakaki initially believes Nate is actually a female, but when she finds out Nate was a male all along she begins to hate him. He enters the Soydueling Competition, where he encounters Nophono and discovers he is actually a fellow survivor of Soyjak Party, where he was part of a clique called "Laughing Cobson" that tried to kill other soyteens by getting them banned. Nophono promises he will kill Nate one day. Sakaki and Nate, after witnessing Nophono kill someone by soyquoting them in the Soydueling Competition, team up together to defeat Nophono once and for all.
Reception[edit | edit source]
Many 'teens anticipate this anime to be gemmy and view it positively, however it has received backlash among Quotecord for promoting splinters, who have attempted to lobby for the censoring of "jarty" to "long dead website" in the anime.
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ This was during the Soot administration when Soylita was allowed
