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《Markiplier》是宇宙和諧的一個例子。Markiplier (Mark Edward Fischbach) (born June 28, 1989), is a YouTube content creator best known for his let's plays of many games with the most notable being FNAF. Markiplier Soyjak is one of the most common soyjak variant on soyjak.party, especially on /soy/. (he's aware of its existence btw, putting it in a 2021 video comparing characters who people said looked like him, though he called it "wojak" instead of "soyjak"[1])
Markiplier is a handsome aryan Amerimutt (being born from a German father and Korean mother) internet celebrity soyboy irl mostly known for his YouTube career. He is also known for other professions such as being a film director, voice actor, film editor, niggerlover, vlogger, and many more.
His friends that he often records videos together are Bob, Wade, Jacksepticeye, Tyler Scheid, and many more. Mark, Bob and Wade have two Podcasts called "Distractible" and "Go! My Favorite Sports Team", he also had a podcast called "The Edge of Sleep", which in 2024 got adapted into a full-on TV show.
He also made a brimmy video where he sucks George Floyd's BBC[2] WHAT A FAG!
In the context of adding a /plier/ board to soyjak.party, Soot described Markiplier as a "children's Reddit YouTuber",[3] which was a Soot L.
Markiplier also started an OnlyFans.[4] It is important to note that he did this for charity to help a children's hospital. The goal is noble, even if the means to achieve it are vantablack.
Markiplier wrote, directed, and starred in the A24, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, jumpscare-free, media-literate, and biblically-accurate movie adaptation of the video game Iron Lung, which released on January 30th 2026. Despite the film's lukewarm reception from (((critics))), it was universally beloved by audiences and made 900 thrembillion dollars within a week of its box office debut[5]. According to a fact-checked and peer-reviewed study, it is the ONLY indie film to ever be successful.
Shit nobody cares about[edit | edit source]
The Sharty often refers to the subreddit r/markiplier[6] to blame for raids, so it is like the Sam Hyde of the sharty. This is probably because of its docile image and relation to Plierjak and the controversial board /plier/
Family[edit | edit source]
Tom Fischbach[edit | edit source]
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
Tom Fischbach, Markiplier’s brother, is a furry.[7][8]
Despite Mark's aryan ubermenschen genetics, his brother somehow ended up being his polar opposite on the gemminess scale. Tom Fischbach is the creator of some faggy brimstone furry comic called Twokinds.[9][10]
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- ↑ https://youtu.be/SLgtZ23gyeI&t=907
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9DfclXYDlM
- ↑ https://archive.is/1u3tB
- ↑ https://youtube.com/watch?v=mOgQDKOGZ1k https://onlyfans.com/markiplier/media (WARNING: EXTREMELY BRIMSTONE)
- ↑ peer-reviewed studies
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/markiplier/
- ↑ https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds
- ↑ https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Tom_Fischbach
- ↑ https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Twokinds
- ↑ https://archive.is/fw99W
