Talk:Main Page/Featured Gem

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>promoting literal botnet

>featured gem even tho the article itself says it's coal

>I'm gonna complain about the article being unfinished 'oal because I'm a selfish little fuck who can't be bothered to expand it myself

Propose the next 'em

I plan to feature the next article at the end of the week. Suggest the next gem here --Tefal (talk) 04:48, 22 January 2024 (EST)

my proposition

george droyd

Add a new one

Add a new one please

Marge? There are already articles scheduled until the 30th. --Coalson (talk) 21:07, 19 December 2024 (EST)

The men on Omaha beach

xhey died for our sins o algo — [t / c / me / snca] 16:26, 31 December 2024 (EST)

nigga you are a janny just add it in but im going to put that rn i guess Cobblestone (talk) 17:40, 31 December 2024 (EST)

done. you should also protect them so the obsessed faggots dont steal our mcdonalds Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 31 December 2024 (EST)

switch to static

i have noticed there is little interest in scheduling these unlike the dailyjak so i think im going to revert this to a static system like before Cobblestone (talk) 23:22, 16 January 2025 (EST)

nevermind, i fixed the issue. read the top of the archive article for more information. Cobblestone (talk) 02:54, 20 January 2025 (EST)

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UTTP

I think this should be a featured gem because of the overall retardation and faggotry about the UTTP in this article. Churbum (talk) 15:18, 28 February 2025 (EST)

down, this group consists of attentionwhores and it would be better to NOT give xhem attention GapeNewell (talk) 15:21, 28 February 2025 (EST)

aw hell nah Cobblestone (talk) 15:29, 28 February 2025 (EST)

as you may know, i am that guy

mexican twink should be a featured gem because why not

How about this

JD vance, i think this might be a good one

Jager

https://soyjakwiki.org/Jager

Jagers (talk)

Poop

https://soyjakwiki.org/Poop JonathanJewRral (talk) 22:19, 13 June 2025 (EST)

Boot Please

Boot please make boot the featured gem saar Blackmorius-jakington (talk) 05:30, 18 June 2025 (EST)

Soyjakking

https://soyjakwiki.org/Soyjakking Nivea Man (talk) 14:10, 19 June 2025 (EST)

Help me decide the next featured gem

Help me decide if I should feature Admin 6 or 9a0c next, I am having trouble deciding between the two. The first one to comment with the answer wins Fenriris 🐺 15:48, 30 June 2025 (EST)

black cocks - ~Chud588 (talk) 21:52, 30 June 2025 (EST)

You mean Big Black Cock? Or BBC? Ill do Big Black Cock since BBC is still a stub. Thanks Chud Fenriris 🐺 22:01, 30 June 2025 (EST)

Do jager

Do jager Limeade (talk) 17:36, 21 July 2025 (EST)

Jager is scheduled once this one runs out. Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 21 July 2025 (EST)

Bring back scheduling

There was nothing wrong about it it was actually gemmy since you can schedule soyjaks for days in the future MackyKacky (talk) 16:47, 30 July 2025 (EST)

no one wanted to do that shit (no one scheduled anything). so i acked the system Cobblestone (talk) 17:20, 30 July 2025 (EST)

Its a pain to set up too, so I would rather do it manually. Fenriris 🐺 17:28, 30 July 2025 (EST)

Mustard Day

Today is International Mustard Day. Why isn't out beloved admin being celebrated? Have nusois lost how to have moves like jager? Quoog (talk) 00:33, 2 August 2025 (EST)

Ok, we can do Mustard once the current feature runs out. Fenriris 🐺 11:42, 2 August 2025 (EST)

Hawleyjak

its the gem that destroyed the shemmy Marinatedgem (talk) 14:17, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

It is an jak that sees really niche usage doe. I for one never seen it before. Wouldn't really see it as gem worthy Fenriris 🐺 14:52, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

World war soy

biggest winraid of 2025 Silohpso (talk) 03:25, 19 August 2025 (UTC)

ok Cobblestone (talk) 03:36, 19 August 2025 (UTC)

feature project F.A.E

https://soyjakwiki.org/Project_F.A.E pretty gemmy AI prompt to bait 4cucks --Silohpso (talk) 01:26, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Ok. Next week or place it afterwards on the top? Fenriris 🐺 01:58, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

really dont know anymore since cobblestone fucking wiped the page and cant undo it anymore GEG --Silohpso (talk) 02:01, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, I only saw that a little after. Rip that I guess. I am open to other recommendations Fenriris 🐺 02:09, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

cobble is restoring the page so the hope is not lost --Silohpso (talk) 02:16, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

I will place it for the 22nd Fenriris 🐺 02:51, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Suggestion: add the "christmas" page for Dec 25th

self explanatory

- Goopz 15:44, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Ok, but I do feel like it could be improved a bit. Its like iron to ruby right now, I like to feature only the great ones. Fenriris 🐺 19:57, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

add the not so done page on nov 1st it would be geggy i think --Silohpso (talk) 03:06, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Do you mean Nothing? I cant find such an article with that title Fenriris 🐺 05:24, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

Halloween

Chud’ait (talk) 01:47, 28 October 2025 (UTC) FNAC for Oct 31?

The final day of the Sharty was supposed to be for that as it flows over into the 5 day system. Next update should be for Nov 2nd. I'll place your suggestion for then even though by then it would be a little late Fenriris 🐺 21:07, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

Featured Gems

I’ve been thinking for a while about reducing the featured time for articles from 5 days to 3 days, so more content gets a chance to be spotlighted and does not feel as long. What do you all think?

Should we shorten the featured duration from 5 days to 3 days?

You are not entitled to vote.

Yes, 3 days sounds better

6

No, keep it at 5 days

0

Not sure / Don’t mind

2

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 01:51, 3 November 2025.

poll-id E9EBB7ED6A38F2DC4A2588B9EE419727

When I first came up with scheduled featured gems it was daily and then it got longer as I slowly realized how tedious updating them so often is. You can update them as much as or as little as you want. Back then they used to stay for months. Cobblestone (talk) 02:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

I see I did not know back then it used to be months lol. In that case I will just keep it on 5 days, and 3 for emergency features, like what the booru currently does. Just an thought I had Fenriris 🐺 03:16, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Since I'm a refugee from there Magnesium (talk) 00:45, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Suggestion: Troonslop

If you don’t like exactly the same things as me you’re a tranny

Sure, I added it to the top of the list Fenriris 🐺 06:41, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

>March 9, 2026 - Troonslop

Liar award Enteryourusername (talk) 20:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

African ceiling bird

https://soyjakwiki.org/African_ceiling_bird

Broot

Feature Broot --Carrot (talk) 21:38, 23 May 2026 (UTC)

Done. It is scheduled Fenriris 🐺 23:13, 23 May 2026 (UTC)

w fenriris --Carrot (talk) 07:06, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

my little coaly

what about My Little Pony since it got relatively recently completly banned from sharty after Limeade got 'nished <- btw why is this written only on the brony perspective version of the page GEEEG

nu featured gem?

Soot (substance) will this page be scheduled? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:37, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

Ill think aout it Fenriris 🐺 20:40, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

>aout AwardedAccountAward (talk) 20:43, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

Coinslot.

Lets make this a featured gem

Christianity (supporter perspective) Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 08:09, 23 July 2026 (UTC)

I suggest the article on ED, its a very well made gem

TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:00, 26 July 2026 (UTC)

Just shut it down kek!

Just shut it down kek!

white

Please feature Does anybody wanna be friends.

NAAOWWWW Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 18:28, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

do dis and make Hunky Twink Sex Machine featured nowww

Dawg remove the Kiwi Farms I think they're overdue now

do dis, ok? HelloWorld (talk) 15:31, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

Should be all good now, it was a issue where I was not escaping tables Fenriris (talk) 17:00, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

HWABAG

The lawnmower man sounds good because cobson WABAG Asuka (talk) 00:30, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

Kirkiversary

feture KIRKIVERSARY '26 TuffestAlphaFromBurundi (talk) 19:21, 12 October 2026 (UTC)