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Previous discussions: 1 (March 2021 - November 2024), 2 (November 2024 - June 2026)

Hello world!

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Hope (you) can have a great day-Alarcão (talk) 08:32, 17 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

niggerbabble ~Chud42232 (talk) 16:40, 23 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
we hating for the hate btw heres the link you bastard--~Chud38763 (talk) 03:29, 24 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

DQCTQS

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WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO? Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Archived. See links above. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 13:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
oh. ok Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

SKIBIDIFARMS IS BACK! REPORT THAT SHITHOLE NOW!

Marge

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why did this talk page get archived again? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:30, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

To make room for new topics Rover (talk) 20:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
yeah but that archive consisted of only 89 topics, compared to the first one's 139 Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 22:45, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Its was pretty big tbh Fenriris 🐺 04:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

where can i submit/add new quotes for the main page?

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title Greenfag (Talk) 05:43, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Template:Randomquote, you can probably just submit them in the template talk page or here 'kiGOD (talk) 05:54, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

there should be an italy template

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lets be real here, italy has had quite an enourmous effect on soyculture, wether you like it or not. there is a mexico template, theres a finish template, why shouldnt there be an italian template? i can make one, i did on SNCApedia. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 14:29, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

notice how you lost the soyduel against me? THIS IS A FINNISH WIN! AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:36, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
obsessed brimstone Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 14:45, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
it existed but was deleted a while ago G-Man (talk) 15:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
New jersey is more ItalianIronEcho (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
new where GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 09:06, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

What do you guys think of the nu article i'm adding shit to?

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it's Draft:Warhammer 40k and me thinks its pretty good — Preceding unsigned comment added by NateHiggers2005 (talk • contribs)

It's a bit wordswordswords but otherwise it's very good. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 14:04, 1 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

which skin do you guys use

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i use timeless

Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:09, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Monobook. Would use wptouch if it wasnt broken and if you didnt have to switch between that and another skin every time you go on desktop. Would use vector if you didnt have to switch between that and another skin every time you go on mobile. Tar (talk | email) 20:16, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I've been contributing to this wiki on an android since the day i created my account. timeless works on mobile Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:46, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
the normal one, it looks good Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 16:35, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

remove the gemerald rating from this page PLS

I use Citizen because it looks good to me and works well. Boiwomp
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August soypocalypse

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this file has the original image in the "original file" link
im hesitant to reupload it because im worried the image will compress if i download Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 14:20, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Dont worry about that, reupload everything. It is as close to orginal you are going to get. Thank god Mediawiki cached that shit. We do not want to lose whatever is in its cache, so work as quickly as you can saving those please :) Fenriris 🐺 14:22, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Some files have fucked up descriptions. It shows the old description in the file page yet has the reuploaded description when you attempt to edit it Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 14:33, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

this is just caching, click edit source to see the real descriptions. it fixes itself Cobblestone (talk) 14:46, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

remove cobblestone image from the in this day section of the main page

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I'm tired and I was about to head to bed and I decide to open the wiki just to read some soystory before going to sleep and i see that image and the way she was looking at me made me instantly hard and it made me feel really uncomfortable about myself

ok garmin --Bubsquad (talk) 13:47, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

redesign

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i like it good job Cobblestone (talk) 12:24, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

omg why did you remove the northboxes and revert to my old shitty featured article system Cobblestone (talk) 12:25, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
@Cobblestone the northboxes were removed because they're buggy, obnoxiously huge, and leak categories on to the main page. despite this, i wanted to keep them in the design (see Special:Diff/460291 because i like them, they're useful, and the old template is ugly. tar helped me find a way to axe them Glisterald (talk) 19:14, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
i'll make a poll to see what ppl think Cobblestone (talk) 19:41, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

this is like the most niggerlicious redesign i have ever seen. this is total- total niggerville. this is nigger nigger nig- they could not make it more niggerish. this is absolute nigger- niggertopia, okay? this is fucking nigger to the nigger nigger nigger. this is so nigger nigger nig- what is this fucking nigger nigger nigger? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 13:30, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

well to be fair i guess it looks more like vichan Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 13:47, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
??? what Glisterald (talk) 19:14, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

what in the fuck is this redesign why is the featured article shit why is the boxes shit what happened to the quotes shitteh --Bubsquad (talk) 13:46, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

it's not that bad it just needs the boxes to come back Cobblestone (talk) 13:48, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
add a green frame or a color related to the article around this "northbox", looks bald without it QolaTypeShit (talk) 19:17, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
i am mad now --Bubsquad (talk) 13:49, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

poll (bring back northboxes?)

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if you dont know what northboxes are, they're the colored boxes on the old main page. they were around both featured gem and dailyjak https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=369937 Cobblestone (talk) 19:40, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

bring back northboxes?
You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
There were 16 votes since the poll was created on 19:40, 9 August 2026.
poll-id 8F475870E0C28FA75B20EDAF6CD7A3A8

do dis
it has a better design than the one it has right now to at least make it better
QolaTypeShit (talk) 19:46, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

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yeah just make the design better, it'll be best of both world Glisterald (talk) 21:21, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I like that, good Fenriris 🐺 14:15, 12 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
took you fags long enough to bring it back Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 22:14, 16 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

bring back recently changed section

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title

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Is it because of the media loss? Soyoyuki (talk) 20:31, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

@User:Fenriris bumping ts, why has it been condensed to a summary? --Neptune (talk) 02:30, 12 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
this is how the featured gem used to look when i updated the main page in the beginning of 2025, after that i updated it with northboxes but glisterald reverted to this version for some reason Cobblestone (talk) 02:43, 12 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
It looks better, the other one was too crouded Fenriris 🐺 14:11, 12 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

i can't see recent changes on the main page this is making muh cliddy leak

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add it naow
yes clicking one extra button is extremely difficult Soyoyuki (talk) 21:19, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

???

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what happened to the youtube, twitter, and tiktok hyperlinks? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 01:57, 11 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

they were owned by mist and were removed after his ban 'kiGOD (talk) 01:58, 11 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
The user who owned those accounts went rouge Fenriris 🐺 01:58, 11 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

The page got turned into the Jarty Wiki kek

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Someone do something to this Niggerhell of an admin Twift (talk)

There should be a template for lost/broken files

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So all of the pages with lost/broken files can be put into its own category. User:S5541/Brokenimages

Yo

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Just checking in on this place and letting everyone know I'm okay. I was becoming increasingly inactive for awhile but my phone became fucked up making me an absolute dead nigger. I took it as a break and time to get away from the internet. Alot has seemed to change while I was gone, I swear either everything or nothing changes while you are gone. I was gonna let everyone know that I would retire, but it seems my permissions were already stripped which I honestly expected.

It was a great experience jannying this place and editing it. I started as a leaky HTSM but slowly matured after I became a helper. Maybe I'll come back someday but for now I'm retired. Thank you all. - OopooPoopoo (talk) 02:35, 16 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

P.S. I forgot most of my passwords including the email I use for this account and my irc password after I lost my old phone, so you can't reach me out there.

It's great to see you again, goodbye bro G-Man (talk) 23:28, 16 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
that's nice and all but why were you in virtually every jannycord Synonymous (talk) 11:27, 18 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
^^^^ snca tranonymous_nigger. goodbye oopoo ~Chud14363 (talk) 12:08, 18 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Being an anporvool on mobile is so scary

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imagine checking the rejected folder and trying to not tap the "approve" button on the DNB someone tried to upload everytime you scroll Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 18:21, 16 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

That image was gruesome G-Man (talk) 23:28, 16 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

im booaaaaardd

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wat doooo :/ Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 23:55, 23 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Bring back the Trihard article

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it's more relevant now, considering that all the twitch/jackbox raids today are done using a 'cord bot and a TriHard audio site.

is extremely retarded. ~Chud30510 (talk) 03:03, 28 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

SNCA shitcord group go back

What the fuck did you idiots do to this site

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I miss fen so much, you idiot Soyoyuki you ruined this site, no we do not need 67 thrembillion templates, no we dont need a page about the chinny WITH ITS LINK. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 09:29, 28 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

>I mis-ACK!- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Chud (talk • contribs)
>67 thrembillion templates
I imported like maybe 5? I stopped caring about templates after a while.
>we dont need a page about the chinny WITH ITS LINK.
Quotist policies were directing the main 'sphere towards suicide by splinter by mid 2027. Salt stopped that by allowing splinter links & discussion + unrulescucking the site and now all splinters dropped in activity by 60%. It's not that hard. Soyoyuki (talk) 10:44, 28 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Also it's not exactly like i have "control" over this site. I don't have bureaucrat and SSH access (to change stuff like namespaces) and i don't really have the power to change the rules in any meaningful way. Most of this stuff was Salt's doing, and then i just filled in the gaps with cooperation from the other joons. Soyoyuki (talk) 10:53, 28 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
i cam understand that part about splinters but there was no need to link the chinny i remind you that it was considered hostile for a damn reason, and like most splinters its probably a 10 ppd dead nigger Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 07:09, 29 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
>I ca-ACK!- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Chud (talk • contribs)

MEGALODON IS DOWN!

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Change all megalodon.jp links to gyo.tc links manually. The data is not lost but the links and redirects are all broken and only work on the gyo.tc domain. Someone should put a notice on the wiki about this. ~Chud30510 (talk) 17:09, 31 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

OYYYYYYYYY GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:17, 31 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
it's over... QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:49, 31 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Was it taken down or is it temporary? G-Man (talk) 18:53, 31 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
None of the data was lost, but all the redirects are broken and the site now only works on their gyo.tc domain, we'll have to change the links from "megalodon.jp" to "gyo.tc" manually. (They have a notice about this on their homepage btw, read it). ~Chud30510 (talk) 08:15, 1 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
its already been done Rickert (talk) 08:18, 1 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
megalodon.jp is back up, the site said it was a temporary outage 'kiGOD (talk) 08:20, 1 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

MAAARGE

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what is the letter term for animal gore? the closest is 'z but that's beastiality

It's called BMT (Baby Monkey Torture) most of the time despite BMT being exclusive to baby monkeys. The videos themselves originated from YouTube and Telegram made by SEAMonkey shitskins from Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia and sometimes other countries (shitholes) nearby. --~Chud30510 (talk) 06:22, 4 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

anyone know anything about rym?

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need a little help drafting a snca page for it if you dont mind https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Stratosphere/S%26box/RateYourMusic♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 19:59, 3 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

What should be documented here

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This is a wiki (i.e. an encyclopedia). While it should not be a book of literal whos, the vast majority SNCA should still be documented here, because that is the actual purpose of the site. --~Chud30510 (talk) 06:36, 6 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

soicux when they have to make an article about them losing

Nigger

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NIGGER COW IS A COW, DUH!This individual may not be a gegbull, and it isn't even a bull, but it's STILL A COW!
This page is a topaz.
Nigger.

Nigger Cow is a pregnant Guernsey cow known, as its name suggests, for saying ██████.[1] This specimen came to be on June 17, 2015, when Asoylum personnel were conducting studies on the root cause of racism.

With the majority having agreed on the "social construct" hypothesis, they approached it as merely a social parasite to be excised. Dr. Gigachad, however, privately adopted the more controversial one suggesting that racism is, indeed, a symptom of one's genetic makeup. As his peers deliberated on how to remove racism from a human being on day one, Dr. Gigachad had quietly rushed to prove his hypothesis by lifting said cow from Al Sneed's local farm.

The cow relocated, Dr. Gigachad then proceeded to lay before himself the brain tissue of a chud and a spadeson. He then conducted an experimental form of BBC therapy on the samples to apportion percentages to each, documented below:

Subject Racism (%) Allophilia (%)
Chud 68.9% 31.1%
Spadeson 49%[a] 51%

Dr. Gigachad, validated by these findings, proceeded to inject a solution of the chud's brain tissue into the cow's nervous system. Within 2 hours, the cow began saying "nigger". 6 hours later, Nigger Calf would be given light to.

Origin

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nigga
Cracker.

The earliest known usage of the term “Nigger Cow” was recorded on Flickr by user jakebrowningo,[2] while the earliest known instance of Nigger Cow dates back to January 8, 2021, during the height of /qa/.[3] While what inspired the original Nigger Cow poster to do so is a mystery, soystorians have proposed that the meme originated from a now-forgotten /mu/ meme, where users would post various photos of cows, alluding to /mu/'s pronunciation of "moo".[4] This often accompanied references to the album cover of Atom Heart Mother,[5] possibly granting an origin to Cracker Cow as well. It is also likely a reference to how the cow was often posted on /b/ of 4chan.[6]

Nigger Calf

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Nigger Calf is the calf of Nigger Cow.

Cracker Cow

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Cracker Cow is the product of the infusion of a spadeson's brain tissue with that of a Holstein-Friesan cow, later identified as Lulubelle III by its owner.[7] As can be inferred from its name, it says "cracker". It is notable for being used in /lgbt/'s 29999999 GET. It is represented by the cow on the cover of the album Atom Heart Mother, though that of Cattle Decapitation's Humanure may be used for shock value's sake.

See also

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Notes

  1. ↑ Expressed towards Caucasians.

Snopes

GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:13, 7 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

brother... no Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 15:50, 14 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

520 errors

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Is the site under DDOS? OPSEC DEMON (talk) 08:56, 19 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Probably not, we have CloudFlare protection Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 09:08, 19 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
server brap, there was an internal issue Rickert (talk) 09:10, 19 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
The ARF page in particular seems to down, most likely nuked. OPSEC DEMON (talk) 09:34, 19 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
NVM everything's back up OPSEC DEMON (talk) 16:25, 19 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Why are you being such a nazi? You're all a bunch of child lover sigh, bunch of weirdos Soyjak-are-jacking-fags (talk) 19:43, 3 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Nuhack

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The hacker known as shinyhunters
marge Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 10:21, 23 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68h1E1GUBs OPSEC DEMON (talk) 17:16, 23 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

revert to speicla:diff 528550

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you messed with the footer and made it badd Glisterald (talk) 22:28, 1 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

TriHards

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Should we unban the TriHard article? Multiple people are requesting to unban it right now. OPSEC DEMON (talk) 08:36, 2 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

THIS IS REALLY BAD!

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I've been lurking in a bunch of UTTP discord servers, and from what I can see, they actually ban pedophiles. Ironic, the Sharty is now more pedophilic than the UTTP. OPSEC DEMON (talk) 07:56, 3 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Its so over Twift (User page) (talk) 08:11, 3 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
proof NOW Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 00:02, 5 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
It's on their forums, they have an anti-pedophile policy apparently OPSEC DEMON (talk) 09:41, 5 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Hi! I'm new to this

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I'm a big nazi and nigger lover as all of you! Cant wait to get fucked by a fury, would love to hear all of your experience about it! Cheers Soyjak-are-jacking-fags (talk) 19:45, 3 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

0reppeys Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 00:02, 5 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
Hello, and good day to the sockpuppet account owned by UTTPOfficerSoyjackSucks (AKA OfficerVariable). OPSEC DEMON (talk) 09:42, 5 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Nate is a discord psyop

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Fact: Nate is a actually a forced meme that was spammed by unknown, unidentified discordians, or just offsiters.[1] Another interesting thing to mention is that it's used for self-inserting. OPSEC DEMON (talk) 10:18, 5 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Does anyphono have any objections to listing {{Pedo}} and {{Criminal}} as mutually exclusive in the template usage rules?

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They have overlapping usecases as pedophilia is considered criminal behavior in all civilized countries and in general more specific templates have priority over broader ones, plus a lot of the time the two templates are paired when just Pedo will do GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:09, 7 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Update, decided to be bold and just do that anyways GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:13, 7 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
One may be both a pedophile AND did an unrelated crime, so I object or something ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 03:21, 7 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
understandable though that is a niche usecase and you're using 2 templates for that, plus if said crime was notable enough on the same level as (or even more notable than) the subject's pedophilia you'd likely be aware of it without needing the extra template GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:19, 7 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Why was the SNCA namespace nuked

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What was the point of this? so many pages lost there links and alot of SNCA pages were actually large enough to not be considered drafts?--Carbon (talk) 17:55, 11 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

What's this

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Can someone tell me what does the phrase "hostile off-site behavior" mean? Hostility in what way? Trying to shut to down the party? Christpilled (talk) 13:48, 14 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

No need to worry about it as it's not really a rule anymore, but to answer your question pretty much. Its for groups of other groups that oppose the party or otherwise enemys of Fenriris (talk) 16:45, 17 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

SOOOOTTTTT

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Soot was kn soybooru recently under the account bruh21 (forgot password for the acc soot) and answered questions and stuff someone should add it to the page YellowFellow (talk) 01:46, 23 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

Do it yourself ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 02:22, 23 October 2026 (UTC)Reply
Cascading protection Fenriris (talk) 02:29, 23 October 2026 (UTC)Reply