The Great Soy Caper
The Prologue[edit | edit source]
On a cold wintery snowy day in Stockholm sweden, 1989, two men dressed in blurple parked and made they way into a bar, they approached a short but rather fat man and asked him questions
Blurple man 1: Do you think you could get away with what you done?
Drunk man: what?
The drunk man was confused, but was still playful
Drunk man: get a load of this guy eh? why are you wearing those purple face masks?
Blurple man 2 reaches into his pockets and displays a large dagger
Drunk man: whats this?
The 1st blurple man asks the drunk to leave the bar for some questioning, the drunk man was fairly confused but still went through
Outside the bar the two men surround the drunken swede, the drunken swede begins to turn nervous
The 1st blurple man beats the drunk to death while the second is stabbing his life forcefully away
The drunken swede attempts to escape from the parking lot but succumbs to his injuries lying in a pool of his own blood, the men in blurple soon make a clean escape.
Two weeks later[edit | edit source]
A similar chubby known as Impish Soyjak Ears, wakes up from his bedroom and rushes down to turn on the television
Impjak reads about the recent murder in the local bar, the news claims the motives were unknown but impjak knew well that the blurple men mistaken the drunken elderly swede for him.
Impjak realizes he has to leave town as he's being hunt down by a gang known as the 'cord, those who are extremely hostile against fun and Impjak was a known toy maker in sweden.
He takes tickets and flies out of town for a few years
Chapter 1[edit | edit source]
March 1992
A man known as Jobe Cobson makes his way home after a hefty day at work, but glowies soon knock on his door
Fed: Hello cobson
Cobson: Who the fuck is this?
Fed: Hold the attitude mister, we need to ask you about a murder that happened back in '89, we need you for serious questioning mister.
Cobson: what? I have no idea what you're talking about
Fed: This man
The fed shows an image of a drunken swede
Cobson: I've heard.
Fed: one of the suspects fit you're description, glasses, stubble, blue eyes, ya know.
Cobson chuckles with disbelief
Cobson: well that doesn't really mean or prove anything does it officer?
Fed: you're under arrest bitch
Cobson: HEY HEY GET OFF ME
Cobson tries to flee but gets tasered down and is beaten with batons, he is then offloaded into a black van and is knocked out
In a interrogation room cobson is strapped to a electric chair
Cobson: WAIT THIS ISNT'# FUCKING LEGAL I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A SENTENCE
Corrupt fed: pull the lever
Cobson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
High voltage beams enter cobsons blood stream but as cobson has mastered technology thanks to dr. lawerance angeleno the voltage remained ineffective, in fact cobson was given a HUGE SURGE OF HYPER ELECTRO ENERGY BEAM and destroys the fucking electric chair like a boss
Cobson uses his elecritc powers to destroy the corrupt feds and kill anyone that gets in his way, he makes a break for it and escapes the police precinct.
Cobsons powers run out, his clothes are torn, he runs into the midnight moon horizion on the cold city streets, he must warn his close friend and ally, Feral. that he's being framed for a murder he didn't commit.
