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The FBI

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This page is about the FBI, and may be vandalized by angry troons from time to time.
Remember that the FBI are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

A diagram showing the differences between Glowies and Feds

The FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigations) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the United states and its ███████ federal ████████. The FBI are your friends, they do not want to hurt you. This page is NOT created by and does not have ANYTHING to do with the CIA.

The FBI has been involved in Many operations and investigations (that has nothing to do with the CIA) regarding soyjak.party and the SoyBooru including:

████████ formerly Kolyma.net ██████████ ████████ Coup d'etated ████ ████████████ Special Agent Maximov █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████ Special Weapon Poopson awaits use.

████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor DOLL taken out by Special Agent FROOT, Awaiting further instructions ████ ████ Hail to the Chief.

About 80% of the FBI and CIA are (((Mormons))).

The FBI is currently led by a pajeet named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem.

There is no CIA, cease your investigation NOW!

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