SNCA:Football

This burger is about YUHROPOORS or something Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

>or whatever

why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls on the ground dumbass

Association football, or Fùtbol if you’re a Hispano-Aryan, or Soccer if you're an Amerimutt, is a team sport played between 2 teams, normally played with 11 players per side but this can change, such as 6, 3, 4 a side etc. But normally, this isn't called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with

Tell me more about this shit sport obsessed faggot.. or something..

I'm happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.

• Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being too touchy, do that in your own time faggot
• Yellow card - Stop touching him
• Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black

well well well

• Foul - Touching the scrotum
• Offside - Too near the goal, get between other players first or it's too easy
• Goal - You finally scored, Well done
• VAR - Geg nevermind

Positions

• Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN FOOTBALL, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
• Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
• Midfielder - In the name really, he defends and attacks, she should be able to stay calm on the ball and to start off a counter attack.
• Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
• Wingers - Left wing and Right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance

Oh.. football that sport which copied off the Board Clash or whatever..

point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing

Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/

The party has moved on to bigger and better projects though, so I cant be too angry though <— such as what? give an example.

Relation to Gooning

	These people are GOONERS! Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels

Supporters of Arsenal FC call themselves Gooners

LGBT supporters of Arsenal FC are called Gay Gooners

Jewish supporters of Arsenal FC are called Jewish Gooners (even doe Tottenham Hotspur is London's Jewish club)

People who like football

• People on the /sp/ (sports board) on 4cuck
• Euromutts
• Spics
• Skinny white kids who didn’t hit their growth spurt fast enough to play (real) football.
• Brapzilian kids