Vents

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Why yes, Vents is a gigachad.How could you tell?

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Vents is a right-wing bigot!

Vents in 2026.

Joseph Lardner[1], also known as Vents, is an Award-Winning Australian rapper from Adelaide, South Australia. He released two albums before finding the truth in 2017[2][3] after taking a shitload of meth. Proceeding to get fired for calling people niggers, call his best mates BLACKED,[4] and move to Albania to rot in what looks to be a mental asylum where he talks about porn with Dr. Svetlana,[5] the doctor caring for him (who is also his Girlfriend.)

His use of Gem, Coal and his videos on Bitchute (and their thumbnails) indicate he uses 4cuck, the Sharty, and the 'booru regularly.[6]

Discography

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Early Career

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Joseph Lardner was born in Adelaide in 1983 and left university twice without completing it. Opting instead to scribble on walls until 1997, when he began rapping, appearing on albums by the Funkoars and Hilltop Hoods.

Hard to Kill

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Hard to Kill, named after the slow-burn A24 Kino action thriller of the same name, is Vents' first album, releasing in 2007. 6 of the tracks are about his controversial opinion that war is le bad, and the rest is wiggerbabble. It sounds good, though.

Marked for Death

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Marked to Death, also named after a film of the same name (he's a massive film pedophile or whatever the word is), is Vents's sophomore album containing more of the same as the previous, and now with songs about his growing meth addiction, this album is also the beginning of him realizing the truth.

He also opened a concert for the Wu-Tang Clan.

Cancelled 3rd Album

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Through 2017, Vents released singles for his next album, such as Change and The Bees Are Dying, but around this time he also got big into conspiracy theories, and according to one of his deleted schizobabbles, he also found horrible shit out about his record label. This led him to post a bunch of shit on Instagram and drop a shitload of diss tracks, calling everyone except his closest friends horrible people, leading to his firing and short era of homelessness. He began using 4cuck around the same time. Currently Vampts (his producer) bums drug money off him, and Vents Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, and YouTube Music profiles have been taken over by some random nigger who babbles into his mic over generic trap production[7]

Facts About Vents

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Vents VS the Vaccinated

See Also

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Snopes