Albert
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR /NATE/
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull. |
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This topic is related to SoyBooru
Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone. |
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🤣 Rest in piss, Albert 🤣
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| > | You either stay in the flames or move on to gre-ACK! | < |
| Albert regarding his departure | ||
Albert | |
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| Nationality | |
| Occupation | Chronically online (formerly) |
| Years active | 2023-2024(banned on 'ru) |
| Best known for | Countrywar, being obsessed with Soytan (formerly) |
| Title | User (booru, formerly) |
Albert, also sometimes called "Analbert", or "Analbirth", was a major user on the 'booru from the UAE notable for being a newfag who participated in the Italo-Mexican War. Despite being a newfag, he has amassed a total of 2268 comments posted on the 'ru, compared to oldfag user Italian_Chad who has 1090 comments as of September 2024 of which he has posted in an interval of 2 years. This made him one of the most chronically online and active namefags, if anything a user, on the 'booru.
History[edit | edit source]
His exact history is unknown, as Froot decided to delete weeks worth of 'booru posts on January 30, 2024, but his first ever post (now deleted albeit reuploaded)[1] was most likely the one of him depicting himself as an aryan Nucob, calling out shittoko's extreme addiction to tranime gooner bait of Soytan. After that, he has continued to comment and post against satoko. After realizing xer extreme hate against Italians, more specifically South Itals, he decided to LARP as one. This has gotten Albert much praise for his role against satoko, and made him a major name in the countrywars.
Obsession with Soytan[edit | edit source]
Though being seen in positive light by many users, one of the things that has ruined his reputation as a user is his obsession with Soytan. He has set a specific category for declaring if a Soytan post is good or not, in which he called the "IAS" scale. Just like IAS means: is a soyjak and NAS means: not a soyjak, he used the same grading system to rate Soytan posts by declaring them IAS: is a Soytan, or NAS: not a Soytan, this has caused him to be called out for being a Jarty user, which he explicitly denied.
Countrywar[edit | edit source]
Albert was a complete schizo on this specific subject, as he has constantly kept changing sides. He first started on the Italian side, in which his only purpose was to annoy Satoko, though after Italian_Chad insulted his friend ShadowMario and Froot being confirmed to be Italian, he aligned with the Mexican side. To the dismay of the 'booru population, his reputation as a user has significantly decreased for this, as nobody on there likes the Mexican side, especially shittoko (I mean, who would?). This turned to be a total fail as he hasn't even posted a single pro-Mexican post, compared to all the pro-Italian posts he kept posting, meaning he had no real interest on the Mexican side to begin with, thus meaning he only joined it to be against Froot. After that, he became neutral in the countrywar and instead of being against either user, he was against both Satoko and Italian_Chad.
Post-countrywar[edit | edit source]
After moot was outed for being the false-flagger that was behind the strings on all the Chuds, alts and namefags that were causing the most damage in the countrywar, relations between Albert, Satoko_houjou_fan and Italian_Chad had began to improve significantly, knowing they have one goal to achieve: Destroying the Jartycuck. This has caused most of the countrywar to stop completely and the focus being shifted to making fun and calling out the jartycuck for his very unhealthy and extreme obsession with Soytan. This has caused Albert to completely disregard of Soytan as a whole.
Aibert[edit | edit source]
As the likes of satoko_houjou_fan and Italian_Chad, Albert was also a victim of false-flagging by an account on the 'booru named AIbert (emphasis on the I, which appears like a normal l in the website and leaves most people easily confused). This user would, just like what happened to the listed accounts, start defiling Albert in a way to make him hated, but unlike what has happened to satoko and Italian_Chad, Aibert has gone out of his way to damage Albert's reputation even further by uploading literal 'p on the 'ru. This has caused people to suspect of Albert to be a pedophile, in which he defends himself and calls people out for "being so retarded to not know how to check the profiles of 2 people". Albert has stated that he's pretty sure he knows who's behind the Aibert persona but has decided to stay silent on this matter.
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Old screenshot showing Aibert thirsting over Rika Furude 'p -
Albert's own recreation of how Aibert looks like -
A user's recreation of how Aibert looks like
As concluded from the history of who Aibert is from the Italo-Mexican war, this shows that, ironically enough, the person who is claimed to be behind all the namefag false-flag operations is no other than the jartycuck, rendering the stereotype that anyone who uses the Jakparty.soy is a pedophile.
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