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Food

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>Though maybe you were looking for foodists?

Food is what people eat.[1] Alongside sproke, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we might die. [albeit don’t eat too much or you’ll become fat] Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Whopper or Soylent), or as a sort of hat worn by soyjaks.

Relationship with bugs[edit | edit source]

Bugs ARE food, and should always be claimed as edible. They are extremely tasty, nutritious, and most definitely you can literally eat them though. Gooks also eatthem

Soyjaks and IRL soyboys alike both enjoy the cuisine of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as Soylent. This has given rise to a genre of soyjak posting based around a particularly aggressive variant of soyjak demanding you eat the bugs.

Criticism[edit | edit source]

The American Dental Association has criticised certain sub-types of food for being unhealthy.

Desserts[edit | edit source]

Desserts are food, but sweeter

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

Food is part of a series on:
MARGE, WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?

Other margerald pages that exist:

1904 - Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer) - Anarchochan - Anti-furry commando - AR-15 - Broken links - C Sharp - Camera - CAPTCHA cheatlist - Chess - Coffee - Chili's Smokehouse Combo - Cum - Contour integration - Denierbud - Dishwasher salmon - Drum and bass - Dvloper - E-kid - Esperanto - Fax - Folk Punk - Food - Giant Hogweed - Grand Theft Auto - Grass - HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS - HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS - Hey guys this is completely unrelated - Irony - Julius Caesar - Kokosnoot - Landscape Therapy - Lawnmower - Lemon - Morshu - Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny - My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. - Nature - Neon Genesis Evangelion - Nine Inch Nails - Obsession - Page - Pizza - Purple - Rapeson Jules - Red 40 - Sawed-off - School - Semen Hitler - Sex - Soap - The 20 Year Old WOJACKER - The sign is a subtle joke. - Toyota - Vitamins - 𝐕lone - Water - トランク