Food
Food is what people eat.[1] Alongside Sproke, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we might die, albeit don’t eat too much or you’ll become fat. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Whopper or Soylent), or as a sort of hat worn by soyjaks.
Relationship with bugs
[edit | edit source]Bugs ARE food, and should always be claimed as edible. They are extremely tasty, nutritious, and most definitely you can literally eat them though. Gooks also eat them.
Soyjaks and IRL soyboys alike both enjoy the cuisine of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as Soylent. This has given rise to a genre of soyjak posting based around a particularly aggressive variant of soyjak demanding you eat the bugs.
Criticism
[edit | edit source]The American Dental Association has criticized certain sub-types of food for being unhealthy.
Desserts are food, but sweeter.
List Of Foods
[edit | edit source]See also: Portal:Soylinary arts
Gallery
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>Mmmmm doesn't this look gooood?
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>What are you looking at? Eat your dinner already for fuck's sake!
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Cooked fish
