Food
Food is a gemerald that (You) have to eat. (ev&doe you shouldnt eat gemeralds)Food is what people eat.[1] Alongside sproke, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we might die. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Whopper or Soylent), or as a sort of hat worn by soyjaks.
Relationship with bugs[edit | edit source]
Bugs ARE food, and should always be claimed as edible. They are extremely tasty, nutritious, and most definitely you can literally eat them though. Gooks also eatthem
Soyjaks and IRL soyboys alike both enjoy the cuisine of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as Soylent. This has given rise to a genre of soyjak posting based around a particularly aggressive variant of soyjak demanding you eat the bugs.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
The American Dental Association has criticised certain sub-types of food for being unhealthy.
Desserts[edit | edit source]
Desserts are food, but sweeter
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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>Mmmmm doesn't this look gooood? -
>What are you looking at? Eat your dinner already for fuck's sake!
See also[edit | edit source]
Citations
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Food is part of a series on: MARGE, WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE? Other margerald pages that exist: 1904 - Anarchochan - Anti-furry commando - AR-15 - C Sharp - Camera - Chess - Coffee - Contour integration - Denierbud - Drum and bass - Dvloper - Esperanto - Fax - Folk Punk - Food - Grand Theft Auto - Grass - HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS - Hey guys this is completely unrelated - Irony -- Julius Caesar - Kokosnoot - Landscape Therapy - Lawnmower - Lemon - Morshu - Nature - Nine Inch Nails - Obsession - Page - Pizza - Rapeson Jules - Red 40 - Sawed-off - School - Semen Hitler - Sex - Soap - The 20 Year Old WOJACKER - The sign is a subtle joke. - Toyota - Vitamins - 𝐕lone - Water - トランク |
