Zoomer derangement syndrome

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Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
>Do zoomers reall-ACK
Symptoms	Uncontrollable seething, creation of shitty threads, Persistent Intrusive Cerebral Occupancy Syndrome
Comorbidities	Oldfag Dysphoria Anger management disorders Internet addiction disorder
Treatment	Not enough data
Frequency	Most 4cuck users born before 1997

Zoomer Derangement Syndrome (ZDS) is a mental illness characterized by extreme contempt for people born after the year 1996 and their culture. The disorder mostly affects 4chan users born before that year, especially those who pride themselves on being "oldfags". Most of those affected complain that zoomers consume different media than they did when they were young.

Those affected often have the compulsion to bring up zoomers out of nowhere and to create shitty threads blaming them for literally everything. While disdain for newer generations goes back thousands of years, those suffering from ZDS insist that zoomers are really that bad and that they aren't just getting old.

Quite a couple of self-hating zoomers who desperately wish they experienced le good old daze of the internet have this also.

After DQNALD TRVMP won the 2024 US election with a high amount of support from zoomers (particularly guys), leftist millennial redditors also acquired ZDS. They created a subreddit to hate zoomers for being bigoted chudcels and eating hamburgers instead of the tacos or whatever.

People with ZDS will often make fun of zoomARYANS because they have heck'n incomprehensible humor, this is part of the reason why 4cuck oldfags who spent decades on a tranime site hate soyteens so much. In most cases, the oldfags mocking the zoomers consumed even more retarded media in their childhood.

Gallery

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  Those suffering from ZDS desperately cling to the media they have consumed in their childhood.
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  >people enjoying new games?? NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
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  4cuck user so asshurt he made a collage out of an argument he had with a zoomer.
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  GEGGGGGGGGGG

Cures

Sadly even with Dr. Soyberg's best efforts this mental illness has no cure. But it can hopefully be treated by the following:

• Posting Gen Aryan slang
• Remind them that millennials started more shitty movements and make up most Redditors
• Remind them that zoomers aren't going to play your outdated nostalgia shit because it's poorly aged, not because they simply do not "understand it"
• Extensive medical BBC vaccine therapy
• Playing Aryan games like Roblox, Fortnite^{even doe it's niggerslop with no lore}, and Minecraft^{even doe the new versions are troonslop or something notch said}

Citations

Zoomer derangement syndrome is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide