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| Founded | Thousands of Years ago |
| Creator | Some doods |
| Owner | Droupadi Murmu (president) C. P. Radhakrishnan (vice president) |
| Homepage | https://www.india.gov.in/ |
India is a rather large fecal matter depository located in South Asia filled with the largest shitskin commune in the world.[1]
India is the leading exporter of cotton, wool, silk, Facebook predators, YouTube commenters, spelling bee champions, support call center representatives, scammers, coal,[a] and curry-scented cologne.[2]
India is led by the BJP,[b] a Hindu nationalist party and the largest political party in the world. This party is a major shill for Israel, thus making the Indian government a ZOG.
The Indian[edit | edit source]
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India is populated primarily by a subspecies of cockroaches erroneously known as Homo sapiens indianus. This subspecies branched off from modern humans around 3,700 - 4,500 years ago;[3] and, due to being geographically situated between the mighty Himalayan Mountains, the arid deserts of Pakistan, and the treacherous waters of the Indian Ocean, they were able to remain isolated and develop features not found in the normal human.
>Casinos or somethingIndians are really good at counting, and have historically been marketed as a replacement to the battery-consuming electronic calculator. Though the sale of Indians has slowed, high schools and universities are still using Indians to boost their cumulative SAT scores and receive greater financial endowment from the federal government. Indians are far more fertile than the normal human, with one Indian sperm cell being proven to impregnate up to 5 women. Indians are also a subservient subspecies, which is why so many of them work bitch jobs like IT support and why it's so rare for someone like Gandhi to come along and make them stand up for themselves.
Surprisingly, Indians are descendant of Indo-Aryans and are NOT actually niggers (even doe they're brown).
Also Indians smell really bad. I am not joking; my school has a lot of Indians and they smell like curry and feces.
The biology of Indians is highly evolved from actual normal people. This is most apparent from the fact that Indians will dissolve in clean water, and soap is known to give them scalding burns. Rather than growing tissues like muscles, fat, and skin like Aryans, they glue to their bones a fibrous muscle analog made of dirty Honda tires and old chewing gum. Because their diet is mostly feces, dirt, and a combination of the two[c] their fat deposits are replaced with a fetid brown gel which, as it reaches the outside of the body, hardens into a consistent smooth skin which appears identical to regular human skin, just shit colored. Because it's shit.
Indians are known for producing awful code due to learning how to program from Durgasoft. They will always choose a pajeet language like Python, JavaScript, or Go[d] and then claim to be talented engineers and highly competent programmers saar. Durgasoft is renowned in India for Java; however, they suck at this too.
Additionally, Pakistanis and Bangladeshis will try to claim that they are better than Indians; however, in reality, they are all the same old pajeets, and the only difference is that Indians eat cow shit and Pakistanis eat goat shit, ya kucch aur.
In 2024, the documentary Codex Pajeet was released. This gemmy documentary redpilled many normies on the behaviours of pajeets.
Pajeets are more like insects or parasites than humans. They invade every institution, rise through the ranks by scamming people, and turn everything they touch into India. So really, they're cancer cells.
Jeets do not have integrity, at least not in the way humans do. Integrity is seen as a weakness, while scamming is seen as virtuous. Under jeet values, if you're being honest with someone instead of scamming them, you're just stupid or weak.
Identifying and repelling jeets[edit | edit source]
On the 'net[edit | edit source]
Jeets can easily be identified and repelled by attacking their religious and cultural beliefs. Tell them that you won't listen to them unless they curse Vishnu, or start talking about how much you love to eat beef. Insulting India itself also makes them crash out. They view India as infallible, so if you say anything slightly negative about it, they will start acting defensive.
You can also detect an Indian if they have a Greek statue profile picture and are larping as based right-wingers. If they are Zionist or support Israel, that is a 100% chance they are Indian. Another way to check is to ask them to denounce Hinduism or any Hindu god such as Vishnu, Krishna, Ganesha, etc. If they refuse then they are a pajeet, otherwise they are instead perhaps Pakistani. For example, the account "VividProwess" is actually run by a 'jeet named Ashutosh Shukla who is part of the BJP.[5]
You can really piss off a jeet by showing yourself with a white girl. Part of the reason they come to western countries is so they can rape our women, so rubbing it in their face that there's a white woman they'll never get pisses them off real good.
In real life[edit | edit source]
Similar strategies work in real life, though it is far easier to identify a jeet in real life because of their ugliness and stench. They are repulsed by good smells, so using an air freshener should get them out of the room. Though some of them smell bad enough to overpower an air freshener. They are physically weak. You can just push one over and it's out of commission. Additionally, if a jeet comes into contact with soap, it will disintegrate.
Ecosystem[edit | edit source]
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At the bottom of the Indian food chain sits the 'jeet (Homo sapiens indianus). Their short stature, relative low intelligence, questionable cultural practices, and unsanitary habits make them the ultimate prey.
First and foremost is the parasite, which takes the 'jeet as a host, exploiting the unorthodox attraction a 'jeet has towards excrement[e] and human corpses floating in the Ganges to lay their eggs. Once the eggs are hatched, they will latch on to an unsuspecting pajeet having a bath in the Ganges or consuming a delicious cow shit sandwich. Then, they will reproduce in the pajeet's body by exploiting his already very meager energy.
After parasites come the mammals. Like a Greek tragedy twist, the poojeet supports his superior mammalian oppressors, like the cow, goat or elephant; indeed, it is in their culture to venerate animals. As such, the UNBOTHERED mammals simply exploits the lowly pajeet by eating fruits in pajeet fruit stands and trampling on a pajeet whenever one wishes to release some anger. This is a very effective strategy. Since the poos venerate animals as god, they will let them do anything.[f]
Ultimately, there is the unbothered foreignBVLL. Indians have been rapebabies for at least 5 thousand years by numerous people, including, but not limited to : Achaemenid Empire (Persian), Macedonian Empire( oh my Alexander), Umayyad, the Abbasid, Ghurid Empire (Turkic-Afghan), Delhi Sultanate (Turkic & Afghan Dynasties), Mughal Empire (Turco-Mongol), Portuguese Empire, Dutch East India Company, France,British East India Company & British Raj. Even after independence India was btfo by China in 1962 and 2021.
These vnbothered Aryans and honorary Aryans exploited the unsuspecting 'jeet and taking what they felt to take. And when these foreignGODS finally left thanks to jews, the country known as "India" was created. With native 'jeet rule, the country started to shit on itself quite often. and
pajeets<parasites<cows,goats,elephants<trains<muh foreign boogeyman ( pakistanDEITIES, CHineseBVLLS...) and occupiers (britishGODS, i knvvl)
History[edit | edit source]
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India is one of the oldest civilizations in the world. The Indus Valley Civilization (c. 2500-1900 BC) was the first civilization in South Asia, known for its cities, trade, undeciphered writing system and sanitation services(LOL). After its decline, various kingdoms and dynasties emerged in different regions of India, such as the Mauryan Empire (c. 321-185 BC), which unified most of the subcontinent under the rule of the Buddhist emperor Ashoka who promoted peace and tolerance. The Gupta Empire (c. 320-550 AD) is considered the golden age of Indian culture where art, literature, science, and mathematics flourished. The medieval period saw the rise and fall of many empires and kingdoms, such as the Chola, Chalukya, Rashtrakuta, Pala, Sena, Hoysala, Vijayanagara, Delhi Sultanate, Mughal, Maratha, and Sikh. These dynasties were influenced by various religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Islam, Sikhism, and Christianity, and also interacted with foreign traders and invaders, such as the Greeks, Scythians, Kushans, Huns, Arabs, Turks, Mongols, Persians, Portuguese, Dutch, French, and British. The modern period of Indian history began with the advent of European colonization, which led to the establishment of the British Raj (1858-1947), a period of economic exploitation, social reform, and nationalist movement. India gained its independence from Britain in 1947, after a long and violent struggle led by Mahatma Gandhi and other leaders. Despite all of this shit nobody cares about, wholesome yaoi boywives Shitdia and Brapkistan split, causing even more shit nobody cares about like the genocide of Hindus and Mudslimes. The Indian subspecies was a disastrous failed experiment by Yakub, who, while trying to create a superior life form, accidentally animated a human-shaped mound of feces, trash, and IT positions. Today India exports race bait, BBC porn, coal, maggots, stinky immigrants and Andrew Tate fans. India is a target of cleansing by white officials worldwide, so the (((leaders of Europe))) have plotted India in a centuries-long scheme to have them wipe each other out by splitting them into different countries (India and Pakistan) and having them bomb one another with the highly potent bioweapon known as Soap. Despite their best efforts, these resilient shitskins are leaking their way into white countries. Thankfully they cannot reproduce with white women, as their clean vaginal water dissolves the tiny Indian shitskin peckers. They still rape them anyways ya kuchh aur.[6]
Soyteens (among others) trolled India during the Battle of New Delhi by painting New Delhi brown.
India has conflict with the following countries:
- Pakistan and Bangladesh: they are also pajeet countries, but they are mudslimes.
- Sweden: PewDiePie made a diss track on T-Series and supported TPD.
- China: Pajeets are known for constantly seething about chinks and trying to compare themselves to China, even though China probably doesn't even think about them.
- United Kingdom: The British colonised India and for this reason pajeets will never stop seething about how britian looted india. But to be honest they probably just hate Britain for installing trains in India which is the number one cause of TPD.
- Palestine: PHULL SAPPORT FOR ISRAEL SAAR, I WANT TO SEE ISRAELI WOMAN BOB AND VAGENE!!!!
- Canada: Former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau accused India of trying to assassinate separatist pajeets in Canada. But Trudeau still supports importing gorillions of pajeets to Canada or something.
- Australia: Australians started the "poo in the loo" meme and also created the award winning documentary "Codex Pajeet". Also Brenton Tarrant said "subscribe to PewDiePie"
even though Brenton Tarrant is from New Zealand or something. - Japan: Japanese people are very racist against pajeets or something, and anime constantly makes fun of pajeets. Despite this, most lolitrannies you find on xitter are Indian. Also Japan is being flooded by 'jeets as we speak today by its jewish zog government.
Sports[edit | edit source]
Indians are notably very unathletic. Despite having a population pool of over 1.4 billion people, India won a total of ZERO medals (bronze, silver, or gold) at the 2022 Olympic Games, I shit you not[7]. India has also never competed in the World Cup, but did actually qualify once back in 1950 but that was only because all of the other teams from Asia withdrew[8]. But before laughing at indians, consider picking up the gym yourself you terminally online unathletic incel.
Admittedly, India's most popular sport by a large margin is cricket[9]. Since this sport is only played by a handful of former UK territories and because India's population is so large you would think that this is something that they dominate in, right? Wrong. India has only won the ODI Cricket World Cup twice, the T20 World Cup twice, and have never won the World Test Championship.[10]
"Take the poo to the loo"[edit | edit source]
The "designated shitting streets" and "poo in the loo" meme first started on /int/ in 2015. An Indian poster, on 13 July 2015, complained about people making jokes about India being dirty, and claimed that the only place where open defecation occurred was on "designated shitting streets", which many 4chan users found amusing that India supposedly had streets not for the purpose transportation but rather solely for answering nature's call. The phrase "designated shitting streets" began to be used on /pol/ on 22 July 2015.
This spawned the name "Pajeet", which originates from the meme "Pajeet, my son" (mocking Indian people) which itself comes from "Mehmet, my son" (mocking Turkish people).
It was common practice in rural India to defecate outdoors rather than in a toilet. Selfish Little Fucks from the Indian government who can't let people enjoy things have tried convincing these Indians that shitting outside is not wise and its bad for the environment and it spreads diseases and is disgusting.[11] (Which did work, THOUGH)
Unicef really made a music video for this to teach them in 2014, GEEEEEG[12]
Codex Pajeet[edit | edit source]
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Codex Pajeet was a documentary by an Australian 4chan user, named James Dean.[13][14][15]
It was in three editions, the first was narrated by Moon Man, while the second and third were narrated by David Attenborough. The second and third editions are arguably superior. The third edition establishes that the three pillars of India are "rape, scams, and poo". This documentary has been translated to various languages, including Chinese, Japanese, German, French and Russian, to spread the truth about pajeets as far and wide as possible.[16] It was even translated back to Hindi.[17]
After the release, it led to an immense amount of pajeets trying to report it and get it taken down, however each time has just resulted in more uploads appearing due to Streisand effect.
It can be viewed here.
The Future of The Indian[edit | edit source]
No one truly knows what the future has in store for the Indian. One thing's for certain though: they're not going to fuck off anytime soon. SAAR INDIA DEFINITELY BECOME SUPERPOWER IN 2030 SAAR TRUST ME
Related Countries[edit | edit source]
- Pakistan - Muzzie Pajeets. Indias greatest rival.
- Bangladesh - Black Muzzie Pajeets. Used to be apart of Pakistan but gained independence. In fact, India has a state called "West Bengal" and what is now Bangladesh used to be called "East Bengal" during British rule.
Nepal - Gookjeet nation sandwiched between India and China. First 'Cordocrazy but more known for having the highest mountain in the world, Mt.Everest[Even tho China contains mt.everest aswell], they also overthrew the government last month ago- Sri Lanka - vantablack jeets, they are Dravidians.
- Maldives - Islamic shithole that is sinking underwater, used as resort by westoids.
- Bhutan
- Gookjeets. They are more related to China (due to having Tibetan heritage/culture) but they are an Indian puppet state. - Myanmar (Formerly Burma) - Asian Shitwhole in the middle of a civil war that was part of the British Raj and uses the imperial system.
- Mauritius - Country in Indian ocean not far from Madagascar, populated mostly by pajeets.
- Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, Suriname - Countries in Carribean and South America which have a lot of pajeets due to colonisers bringing them in.
- UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Canada - Half of their population are foreign pajeet workers from both India, Pakistan and Bangladesh, most of them do it for basically free.
List of famous pajeets[edit | edit source]
- Root
- Kamala Harris
- Kash Patel
- Kernung
- RapeApe
- Mutahar
- Bu5t
King Caesar- Joel
- ToonSoy
- Imperator
- Chudraj Cobsingh
- Fozzy
- The Cuckjeet
- Gypsy Crusader
Notes
- ↑ they have an entire ministry for this
- ↑ short for Bharatiya Janata Party or Indian People's Party
- ↑ known locally as curry
- ↑ pajeet languages designed to be learnable by pajeets in an afternoon
- ↑ shitting in streets, cow shit
- ↑ There are NUMEROUS videos of mammals just enjoying killing and maiming pajeets. It's really funny.
Citations
- ↑ https://www.britannica.com/place/India
- ↑ https://theprint.in/theprint-valuead-initiative/top-10-most-valuable-export-products-of-india/976791/
- ↑ https://www.britannica.com/topic/Indus-civilization
- ↑ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/k-r-is-better
- ↑ https://x.com/vividprowess
- ↑ /pol/
- ↑ https://olympics.com/en/olympic-games/beijing-2022/medals
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_national_football_team
- ↑ https://blog.statscore.com/what-are-5-most-popular-sports-in-india/
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_cricket
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swachh_Bharat_Mission
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
- ↑ xcancel.com/Codex_India3
- ↑ https://www.givesendgo.com/CodexIndia
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@CodexIndia1
- ↑ magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b8f2309ced69dba4586e9f6f85a9b191525f2d9a&dn=Codex%20Pajeet%20III%20x265%20Subs.mkv&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce
- ↑ https://sfile.mobi/3X4g9KMxhuD
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