Cannibalism

Mazel tov! Cannibalism is Kosher!

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Cannibalism is the act of consuming any of a human being's parts. It is a traditional activity practiced by animals and humans, making it entirely natural. It is valid and wholesome and you WILL accept it as a moral good, or face punishment.

A cannibal.

It is best known for being globally outlawed and denounced by NATOtards and human activists to "protect you from getting eaten", even though most Goyim unknowingly partake in cannibalism as Jews frequently use the meat of young children kidnapped from active warzones to make their products more addicting and tasteful. Where do you think all the missing children from the Red Cross go? Cannibalism is, as mentioned, known to be highly addictive especially when done frequently. Due to laws preventing Goyim from openly consuming one another, it is advised that one be very cautious about sharing their meal habits, and one is also advised to source ethically by taking a trip to your local morgue instead of killing your neighbor.

It will be the state-approved nutritional source after bugs eventually go extinct. When this inevitably happens, you WILL accept cannibalism as the source of your nutrition, and you WILL be happy.

It is also best known for being Dr. Soyberg's cause of death.

Cannibals

Cannibals are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are often people you may know, such as gardeners, butchers, Rabbis, Priests, musicians, and community leaders. The cannibal community is highly welcoming to cannibals and non-cannibals, and is known for being tight-knit and very wholesome, based on mutual respect and sworn secrecy.

Despite what bigoted alt-right Chuds say, the cannibal community is NOT a death cult that indoctrinates people into its deranged, harmful, and extremely unrealistic and antisocial views, and in fact is 100% Kosher and approved by the WEF. Any accusations of grooming or degenerate behavior are completely unverified and have been rated as entirely false by Snopes. The cannibal community is full of great people who simply live a different lifestyle that many aren't comfortable with yet, which is probably because they're closeted cannibals and secretly want to eat people. Cannibals are very good people, and you should become one!

Types of cannibalism

• Auto-Cannibalism: The act of eating parts of your own body. This ranges from fingernails to flesh and blood, and is the most common form of cannibalism.
• Exo-Cannibalism: The act of eating strangers. (homeless, hikers, etc.)
• Endo-Cannibalism: The act of eating someone that you know. (family, friends, neighbors)
• Homicidal Cannibalism: The act of murdering others for consumption. This is the second most common form.

Health benefits

There are a multitude of health benefits to eating your fellow man! The practice of cannibalism is known to be a very good vent for anger, and can be a very calming activity.

The practice of cannibalism is known to be a very good vent for anger, and can be an EXTREMELY calming practice. Direct health benefits include the curing of stomach aches, headaches, annoying neighbors/coworkers, the replacing of more harmful addictions such as alcohol or niggerweed, and indirect benefits like hitting your calorie goals, getting in extra protein, and sharpening your cooking skills. Excess food scraps should, ideally, be buried or turned into fertilizer, which is preferable as it can open you up to more hobbies. They can also be made into stew.

Notable cannibals:

• Rapeson
• Squirrels
• Anglo-Saxons
• Africans
• Sixmills
• JQE Biden
• Don Turtelli
• Vorefags
• Austin Harrouff
• Jeffrey Epstein
• Me
• You, hopefully

Gallery

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  Le Vampire
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  Dr. Soyberg's death.