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"Goodnight, sweet prince."
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Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden Jr. (born November 20, 1942) is an American politician who served as the 46th president of the United States from 2021 to 2025. He also served as the 47th vice president under Barack Obama from 2009 to 2017. He is best known for making Trump supporters seethe and being president during the primary timespan of the Soysphere. Although he won the Democratic primaries for the 2024 presidential election, due to getting TRUMPED in a debate on June 27, 2024 because of declining intellect brought on by his dementia,still smarter than the average jartycuck thougheven doe that's the world's lowest bar Biden decided to drop out of the presidential race for Kamala Harris, his vice president.[1] She then lost to Trump like a bitch, GEG!

He will go down in history for being the worst president of the 21st century. Surprisingly, even Obama's administration was decent in comparison to Biden's.

On May 18, 2025, Sleepy Joe was diagnosed with ASS CANCER.[2] Maybe he could've prevented it if he gooned more, GEG!

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Most soyjaks love Biden for giving them vaccines, as well as for being the heckin' wholesome Reddit approved candidate or something. Xhey also praise Biden for having a BIPOC woman as his vice president. However, most Americans hate him for managing the economy poorly, leaving the southern border unsecured, mishandling the Gaza war, and many other failures. Some go so far as to call him the worst president in history.

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