Cat

>Though maybe you were looking for the booru mod?

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

Mashallah! Cats are Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

Cat obsessed with fish

Cats are a mammal animal species that could be found all over the world except Antarctica and is oh are they cute but cruel at the same time. Cats are the cutest animals to live (just like Dogs, they are cute too and can protect you!) Sometimes, cats can get posted on Reddit, JewTube or anywhere at anytime because of how cute and popular they are on the interwebs!

Cats also have a board of their own on 4chan (OH MY ANONYMOUS KINO, IS THAT THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN??) and on soyjak.party (BIGOTED CHUDCEL WEBSITE, DNI), sometimes even getting cats posted there!

Cats on soyjak.party

Main article: Catjak

Cats are usually cute, but there was a "Soyjak variant" named "Catjak", traced from a AI generated image and forced HARD by some nophono from the Shoally. Catjak's first post was around 2023 and being banned from the SoyBooru shortly after its creation.

There's another alternative version, which is iron because, not much people like the variant while some do. The catjak alternative in question posted onto the 'ru on April 5, 2024. On Christmas Day 2025, or Christmas Eve if you live in America, a new variant called "Gapecat" depicting a very small gapejak which glasses, a tail but no stubble or open mouth was created.

There are a few subvariants of popular Soyjaks including Impjak and Feraljak that portray them as cats.

A few facts about cats!

• They have whiskers placed all over their bodies (cheeks, above the eyes, chin, back and front legs). Each set of whiskers helps the cat perform specific tasks.
• Their iconic 'meow' is only used when communicating with us.
• Most love tuna, even though it's not a healthy option.
• When they gently bump their head against you, they transfer their scent. This behavior is a major sign of trust and bonding.
• 99.9% of calico cats are female.
• 80% of orange cats are male.
• Around 70% of white cats with blue eyes are deaf.
• Cats get annoyed if you keep petting their back or belly and will try to bite or scratch you!
• Cats kill more birds then cars, and wind turbines combined each year

Gallery

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  Forced Catjak
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  Alternative catjak
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  Impish Meowjak
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  Feral Meowjak
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  Massmeowjak
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  Gapecat
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  NIGGA HEIL KITLER!
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  A cat, but a kike
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  This is how a cat works in real life.
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  A kitten edit warring over pointlezz shit
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  A orange cat laying on carpet

See also

• Dancing cat