Mashallah! Islam (supporter perspective) is halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.
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I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.
All cacas, like myself, are born in a pure natural state of submission to Allah.
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In the name of God,[a] the Most Gracious,[b] the Most Merciful,[c]
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) in Arabic calligraphy (face not shown because we're not idolaters
Islam[d] is the only true religion. It has existed ever since the first human, Adam, was created by Allah (SWT) from mud. However, people began corrupting and rejecting Adam’s faith; therefore, Allah (SWT) repeatedly sent prophets, but people continued falling into disbelief, worshipping idols and creating false religions. God then sent the angel Gabriel to 7th-centuryArabia to reveal the Quran to Muhammad (peace be upon him), his final prophet. At the time, Arabia was a barbaric and ignorant place, full of idol worship, poor hygiene and female infanticide. Muhammad (peace be upon him) then began preaching to the people of Mecca, but the Qurayshpolytheists kept leaking at him for saying the trvth. They constantly harassed him and even killed some of his followers. They leaked at Muhammad (peace be upon him) so hard that they boycotted and tortured him and his followers for years, eventually forcing him to move north to Medina, an event known as the Hijra.
Unlike Mecca, Medina (known as Yathrib at that time) was far more welcoming to Muhammad (peace be upon him). Muhammad (peace be upon him) began preaching to the people of Medina, building the first mosques there and gaining a large following. He established the first Islamic state, built a large army, BTFO'd the polytheists and Jews, and reclaimed Mecca. He eventually took over the entirety of the Arabian Peninsula and completed his message before passing awayin 632 CE.His followers then spread the message of Islam across the world, guiding humanity to this day.
Islam continued to spread and continues to do so, which makes the kuffar seethe really hard. Most arguments against Islam are purely stereotypes and manipulative, bad-faith accusations. Kuffar cannot challenge the soundness of Islam and thus resort to arguments such as 'muh child marriage' (even though this is inconsistent with the Quran)[1], 'muh bestiality' (even though Muhammad said that people who have relations with an animal should be killed, and it is also banned in most, if not all, Muslim countries)[2], 'muh slavery' (even though it is totally incomparable to Western slavery),[3] 'muh aorta' (even though it is a result of English translations synonymizing two different words),[4] and 'muh terrorism' (even though Muslims don't carpet-bomb small Iranian children).
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The word ''Islam'' is an Arabic word that literally means “submission [to the will of God]”. The word Islam comes from the Arabic root word “sa-la-ma” (س-ل-م), which means peace.
So the complete meaning of “Islam” is attaining a state of peace by submitting oneself to the Will of Almighty God (Allah or The One[it just is, ok?]); and by definition, one who does this is called a “Muslim” (which also comes from the root word sa-la-ma), meaning someone who has submitted to the Will of Almighty God.
Unlike the names used for other religions, such as Buddhism, Hinduism and Christianity, the name for the religion of Islam was revealed by Almighty God and carries a deep spiritual meaning. Only by submitting one’s will to Allah can one truly achieve peace, both in this life and the hereafter. Islam teaches that all religions originally had the same essential message, to believe in one true God and to worship Him and Him alone. Thus, Islam is not a new religion but in fact it is the same divinely revealed ultimate truth that Allah (SWT) revealed to all his prophets.
The Kaaba during Hajj season. The Hajj is an annual pilgrimage to Mecca and their solidarity with fellow Muslims and submission to God (Allah) is fulfilled.
The Kaaba is a cube-shaped stone structure located at the center of the Masjid al-Haram, the Grand Mosque in Mecca. Its most significant feature is the Black Stone (al-Hajar al-Aswad), located in the eastern corner of the Kaaba Many non-believers think that Muslims worship the Black Stone or the Kaaba itself, but they are simply mistaken. Tawaf (walking around the Kaaba seven times counterclockwise) is an act of worship directed toward God Himself, not the Kaaba. The same applies to the Black Stone: Muslims kiss it as a gesture of submission to Allah, as the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) did 1,400 years ago, rather than as an act of worship toward the stone itself.
Islam, unlike other religions, does not reject the existence of other religions and urges Muslims to make peace with their adherents and treat them kindly. Islam repeatedly tells its believers not to fight non-believers unless they are inclined to attack them preemptively. In terms of Christianity, Islam considers Christians misguided, but this does not mean that they have the same status as atheists or followers of non-Abrahamic faiths. It is permissible for a Muslim to eat an animal slaughtered by a Christian or a Jew, whereas the same animal would otherwise be haram if slaughtered by an atheist.
Islam, in and of itself, does not specifically dictate anything severe against Christianity beyond pointing out that its beliefs are wrong. For Jews, however, Allah constantly mentions in many different verses that they are disgraced in every manner one can think of. This is, for example, because of their celebration of the attempted murder of Jesus and their calling Mother Mary an adulterer in Surah An-Nisa, as well as their breaking of the guidelines (covenant) and agreements they made with God in Surah Al-Baqarah like a bunch of retards.
Additionally, Muslim men are allowed to marry Christian and Jewish women (not vice versa however), as they are considered "People of the Book". Allah makes it very clear that Islam IS an Abrahamic faith. Muslims (more or less) believe that Christianity & Islam share the same God, and the Bible's rendition of Him is often misinterpreted by corrupt/naive churches and followers. The concept of the trinity (1+1+1=1), for example, is wholly rejected as a nonsensical over interpretation by most Muslims. Isa, on the other hand, is said to have executed miracles that were, arguably, larger to that of Muhammad (peace be upon him).
This is in contrast to Islam's extreme views against Atheism and paganism/polytheism, the latter of which is actually seen as brimmier than the vantablack that is Atheism. (Most "Atheists" are just irreligious, which is seen as ignorance)
Did you know the first Hijrah wasn't to Medina but to Abyssinia? A Christking (who was an aryan black person) gave shelter to early Muslim refugees from Mecca who were fleeing from the Kuffar.
The Quran is the holy book compiled piece by piece from written fragments by the Sahaba after Muhammad’s death. It consists of the words of Allah (SWT) and contains 114 chapters, 6,236 verses, 30 juz (parts) and 604 pages.
Allah (SWT) sent the angel Jibreel (Gabriel) to reveal the Quran to Muhammad (peace be upon him). When Jibreel first came to Muhammad at Jabal al-Nour (meaning “Mountain of Light” in Arabic),[5] he told Muhammad, “Iqra”, which means “read” in Arabic. Muhammad was unlettered, so he replied, “I can’t read.” Jibreel told him multiple times to read, after which he recited the first five verses of Surah Al-Alaq. Jibreel was so imposing that Muhammad became frightened and ran to his first wife, Khadija (RA), asking her to cover him. After calming down, he explained what had happened.
Allah (SWT) continued sending revelation throughout Muhammad’s life. After he died, the Sahaba put all the pieces together to form the Quran🗝️. It is now recognized by millions upon millions of Muslims through websites, physical copies (mushafs) in all sorts of colors and sizes, and multiple reciters and recitations. Its purpose is to be a divine book from Allah (SWT) and a message to humanity; it teaches many things about Islam and commands Muslims to be righteous and strive for Jannah (Heaven). It is also known by ‘teens as a book to send to people such as other ‘teens through Minor inconvenience, gooners, Rule 34 artists and other weird and degenerates.
Salah is the Islamic prayer required of every Muslim who has reached puberty. It is performed five times a day. Though it used to be much more frequent, Musa (AS) (Moses) told Muhammad to ask Allah (SWT) to decrease the number because such a large number of prayers would burden the Ummah and not everyone would be able to fulfil the obligation. Muhammad therefore asked Allah (SWT) to decrease the number of prayers, and Allah reduced it to the five daily salah known today. The five daily prayers are Fajr, Dhuhr, Asr, Maghrib and Isha. Each prayer has a set number of rak'ahs: Fajr has two; Dhuhr, Asr and Isha have four; and Maghrib has three. How does one perform prayer? This video should help inshallah.
Islam is an aniconic religion that forbids idolatry and images or idols. Some say that this applies only in the context of veneration,[6] while more conservative scholars forbid drawing living beings unless they are devoid of features, like an emoji or something,[7] which is why Muslim artists are often seen drawing eyeless characters. One could make the case that soyjaks are not prohibited, but really, ask yourself: would God be pleased with you wasting your time on the bald man with glasses website? Go outside.
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. YouWILL remind the author to take his meds.
'Teens usually think of Sharty's pseudo-religious joke elements to be inspired by Christianity, however, there are MUCH stronger points to be made that they are actually inspired by Islam thanks to there being more similarities
Admin 6: Archetype of Al-Masih ad-Dajjal. He will fulfill all the negative prophecies, bringing about deception and ruination on the Sharty, but will ultimately be defeated
Niggerhell: A truly horrible place to be in and is as black as it sounds, will host the worst posters on the website. Jahannam is itself described as being blacker than tar[9] and its inhabitants getting burnt until they look like coal[10]
Much like how sootists split away from the sharty when soot didn’t stay as the owner,
Certain muslims believed that Ali ibn talib (RA) Should’ve taken the caliph instead of Abu Bakr (RA) Which caused a split, much like how there became a split between sharty and the jarty, however shias are ridiculed for doing things that could be considered kufr (For example there is a sect of shias called alawites, which believe Ali (RA) Is God himself), much like how jartycucks were doing things soot would never approve of. (‘ooning to ‘lita and soytan and other degenerate acts.)
Conquered the Middle East, defeated the Sassanids and the Byzantine Empire (xhey rejected Islam sent by messengers before the conquest🔒), and BTFO'd the Visigoths
Started the Islamic Golden Age, during which they achieved many scientific breakthroughs and dominated the world
Cutting off HRT from trannies and making xhem kill xhemselves
Anti-liberal, conservative societies
Extreme wealth in the Arab Gulf (debatable, double-sided)
Building large and powerful empires such as the Rashidun Caliphate (11–40 AH / 632–661 CE) , the Umayyad Caliphate (40–132 AH / 661–750 CE), and the Abbasid Caliphate (132–656 AH / 750–1258 CE), the Ottoman Empire(Lacked ancestral links to the Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) Banu Hashim family or Quraysh Tribe as mandated in Sahih Al-Bukhari & Muslim. Lacked a Shura consultative council instead relied on dynastic autocracy, governance wasn't solely by Shariah instead followed Sultanic decrees and Non-Islamic legal codes instead of Fiqh, lacked purity from Bid'ah/Shirk due to state patronage of Sufi orders and shrines. source) , the Mughal Empire, The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (extremely debateable) (Controversialclaim based on: established a appointed Shura council,genealogical links to Manhaj of the Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) Qurayshi/Hashemite descent through the Al-Bu Badri tribe, and establishing territorial control, or Tamkin.) and etc .
Lying (although there are situations in which it is permissible)[30]
Geographical distribution of the traditional schools of Islamic jurisprudence (madhabs) in the Muslim world. Keep in mind that the differences between the schools of thought are only methodologicaland they all lead to the same path. like how 2+2 and 1+3 both equal four
Sunni Islam (Ahl as-Sunna wa l-Jamaʻah): Sunnis recognize the first four caliphs and all other companions of the Prophet. (85–90% of the Islamic world)
Hanafi school of jurisprudence: The largest madhab within the Islamic world. Largely predominant in the Balkans, Central Asia, the Caucasus, Turkey, the Levant and the Indian subcontinent. (40% of the Islamic world)
Shafi'i school of jurisprudence (25% of the Islamic world)
Maliki school of jurisprudence (20% of the Islamic world)
Hanbali school of jurisprudence: The strictest and most literal out of the four schools of thought within Sunni Islam. Largely predominant in the Arabian peninsula. (1-2% of the Islamic world)
Shia "Islam": Shias believe Ali (RA) (cousin and son-in-law of the Prophet) should have been the first caliph instead of Abu Bakr (RA). While Shias view the first three Caliphs as having wrongfully usurped the title, practices like cursing them and/or Aisha (RA) vary significantly. Cursing is rejected by groups like the Zaydis and officially prohibited by most Ayatollahs doe cursing is engaged by some Shias anyway. (10–15% of the Islamic world)
Ja'fari school of jurisprudence (Twelver Shia Islam): The largest Shia madhab and the official state denomination of Iran. Largely predominant in Iran, Azerbaijan and Iraq (9-13% of the Islamic world)
Ismailism (Sevener Shia Islam): Ismailis have a living hereditary spiritual leader, the Aga Khan, who is the Islamic equivalent of a pope. They also gave birth to the first glowies ever. (1% of the Islamic world)
Zaydism (Fiver Shia Islam): Largely predominant in northern Yemen. (0.5% of the Islamic world)
Alawites (Nusayris): Alawites believe that Ali (RA) is the supreme divine incarnation (basically God) within their Triad (Ma'na, Ism, Bab).[KUFR AND SHIRK] Bashar al-Assad and his family are Alawites. Largely predominant in coastal Syria and the Hatay province of Turkey. (0.2% of the Islamic world)
Ibadi Islam: Branched off from a moderate sect of the Kharijites who didn't want to kill everyone just because Ali (RA) and Mu'awiya didn't kill each other and instead appointed an arbitrator to solve their disputes. Largely predominant in Oman. (0.1% of the Islamic world)
Muslim soyteens should NOT use the term “[X]GODS”. It is literal shirk because it applies godlike features to Allah’s creation. It is better to use “[X]CHADS” or “[X]BULLS/BVLLS”. Also try not to use slurs, because they are intended to degrade people, and we are all equal creations of Allah (SWT).
Communists (a kafir ideology; not to mention that they tried to suppress Central Asian revolts which were majority-Muslim, also foundationally atheistic and materialistic) unless you're Haz Al-Din
Americans (the ones that have a prejudiced view towards Islam on purpose, most are ignorant about it and just parrot what they see on the news like good goycattle), especially George Bush
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Obsessed Kafir Syndrome or “OKS” for short is what happens when someone is so obsessed with Islam and Muslims, they start hating on them and leaking about them. they love to post Kafirslop (Kafirslop is a term describing posts made by obsessed kuffar) They HATE Warrior Z, he makes them leak a lot. They take three paths in life, continue hating Islam and being obsessed (90% chance) They stop being obsessed and revert to Islam (0.5% chance) or they start larping and commit a mass shooting that’s probably gonna kill only 1-4 Muslims, possibly even 0 (9.5% chance) though we hope to see them find out the truth and revert to Islam, inshallah. Not to mention their obsessive hatred can get so diseased, they refer to weak hadiths and Quran verses taken out of context to criticise and “Debunk Islam”. An example they commonly use is the “Muh Zutt Hadith” (definitely not because they are closeted BBC fetishists). They also generally make fun of tragic events of the Ummah. such as the Christchurch massacre, sbrenica massacre, etc.
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