NAS

>Though maybe you were looking for NAS (Computing)?

Why yes, NAS variants are mostly gigachads.How could you tell?

Dust fucking coal

NAS is an acronym that stands for "Not a Soyjak", the opposite of IAS. NAS refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak, or to imagery that barely even looks like one.

Avoid posting NAS on /soy/, unless you're starting a raid or showcasing IRL soyboys acting like massive cucks ev&o those are also IAS due to having glasses and stubble.

Categorization of NAS

A infograph that attempts to differentiate NAS and IAS.

In order for a variant to be considered IAS (Is a Soyjak), it must at the very least display these properties:

• An open mouth
• Glasses on eyes
• Baldness (The only exception being the original trace of Markiplier soyjak)
• A stubble
• Shocked/excited eyebrows
• Mouth/forehead wrinkles
• Drawn in order to mock soyboys
• Traced from real soyboys (though there are many exceptions, the first being Soyak, drawn from nothing.)

Exceptions

Chudjak

Although the classic chudjak does not possess stubble or an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the booru and /soy/.

There is a more-IAS subvariant of him called Chudjak Soy, though.

Subvariants of Gapejak

Subvariants include: Wholesome, Impish, Female Gapejak, etc.

Subvariants of Gapejak often remove one or several IAS traits. Different users tolerate different degrees of these mutations before calling it NAS. Even THOUGH Wholesome excludes the open mouth, he is universally accepted as IAS. Most soyteens accept Impish/Swede as IAS, despite the missing glasses (Like Chudjak, he has an IAS subvariant called Soyimp). 'Teens usually accept every subvariant as IAS, excluding 'oyta and 'lita.

A proposed diagram of Soyjak Status. Soyjak Status does not translate to condonement as there are many coaly Soyjaks (what is 'lita doing there I thought we banned it). (^ a variant can be brimstone antimatter but still IAS by a technicality)

Hunky Twink Sex Machine and Hunky

Although he has hair, no open mouth, no glasses, and no beard, and isn't drawn to mock soyboys, he is considered a subvariant of Alicia.

Examples of popular NAS sharty-related memes

• Wojak (including NPC and Chadjak)
• Chudjak (you know it's true, but may be considered honorary IAS due to its widespread use in the Soy Community)
• Soytan (due to being tranime, although she has some IAS characteristics and her identity is inherently tied to soyjaks. Usually allowed during times when /soy/ is IAS-only)
• Meximutt (though his status is disputed)
• Amerimutt (although the IAS redrawing based on Impish is more common)
• Leebait
• Ongezellig
• Gigachad and Giga-adjacent memes
• Pepe
• Guy Fawkes
• Baxter
• Sidson
• Moon Man
• Sneed's Feed & Seed
• Bane
• The Happy Merchant
• Sheeeit

Usage

Average catalog, including a huge gigafail. IT'S ALL FUCKING NAS GODDAMN

NAS coal is often posted by tranny demoralization raid squads in an attempt to demoralize 'jakkers. NAS is posted daily on the catalog due to the entire website being taken over by trannies, but obviously also on other boards such as /qa/ (the main powerhouse of NAS coal), /pol/ (ANOTHER powerhouse of NAS coal) and other boards.

Well obviously, not all NAS is coal, some NAS like Pepe and Gigachad is gemmy and also gets posted daily despite frogposters often being obsessed niggers.

Alternative Meanings

A Soy Nigger

NAS may also refer to the following:

• Niggers are Soy
• Niggers are Sodomites
• Niggers are Subhuman
• Nice Awesome Soyjak
• Network Attached Storage
• Needlepoint Assignation Serendipity
• Niggers' Asshole Stench
• Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones

Some niggers will claim that it means other things than those mentioned above. DO NOT listen to them. They are all schizos who haven’t taken xer meds yet.