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* SCP-427 - Locket that heals you. Might turn you into le [[incomprehensible]] flesh creature. | * SCP-427 - Locket that heals you. Might turn you into le [[incomprehensible]] flesh creature. | ||
* [[Pizza|SCP-458]] - Infinite 'za that also has personalized toppings. | * [[Pizza|SCP-458]] - Infinite 'za that also has personalized toppings. | ||
* SCP-500 - [[meds|Good pills]] that | * SCP-500 - [[meds|Good pills]] that cures all diseases, from [[AIDS]] to [[Covid-19]]. | ||
* SCP-513 - Bell that makes you [[schizophrenic]]. | * SCP-513 - Bell that makes you [[schizophrenic]]. | ||
* SCP-559 - A cake that changes your age, it was prolly written by someone who watches 'P<ref>turns you into the age of the number of candles on the cake</ref> | * SCP-559 - A cake that changes your age, it was prolly written by someone who watches 'P<ref>turns you into the age of the number of candles on the cake</ref> | ||
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* SCP-1981 - Ronald Regan gets cut up while talking about how the jews are evil. | * SCP-1981 - Ronald Regan gets cut up while talking about how the jews are evil. | ||
* SCP-2304 - A deep fried & distorted image that makes you [[Death|die]] when you like it. | * SCP-2304 - A deep fried & distorted image that makes you [[Death|die]] when you like it. | ||
* SCP-{{Spoiler|2521}} - A nigger that steals information about it. | |||
* [[Trannies|SCP-2721]] - A troon's self insert. | * [[Trannies|SCP-2721]] - A troon's self insert. | ||
* SCP-2963 - Giant nazi robot that hates Jews and shit and is contained in agartha<ref>the arctic</ref> | * SCP-2963 - Giant nazi robot that hates Jews and shit and is contained in agartha<ref>the arctic</ref> | ||
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The SCP Foundation is a collaborative speculative fiction phenomena about the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization that contains anomalous or supernatural items and entities away from the eyes of the public — or so it may appear. It started from 4chan's /x/ board, but eventually grew and had it's own wiki and then the game. Starting from early 2010s, SCP started to get absolutely fucking run to the ground by normies and offsiters. SCP Foundation is an example of how good things should always have some level of gatekeeping.
The Soysylum, is a soy parody of the SCP concept. There also exists the Soy Contain Protect.
History
It started in 2007 on 4chan's /x/, as a creepypasta about SCP-173, with a creepy statue picture attached. It was carried by a couple of namefags for some days, until the general 'cuck population found SCPs to be cool so they started to make OC. Things started to grow eventually with many more creepypastas, fanarts, and other raisin that oldfag larpers obsess over. In 2008 SCP-wiki was created, which marked the separation of SCP fandom from 4chan.
Somewhere in 2012 SCP containment breach 🗝️ was created, and this time marked absolute ass-rape of SCP as concept by normies. SCP Foundation in this time was proto-troonslop, alongside creepypasta and early-furry trandoms. Over the time it only grew larger and larger.
2020s marks the current, and the brimmiest, period in SCP history. A thrembillion amount of SCP videos by channels like Kurzgesagt exposed SCP to everybaldi on the 'net. Growing popularity of SCP collided with growing Troon/Furfag communities, which resulted in gooners obsessing over SCP-1471 and others.
Notable SCPs
- SCP-001 - The whole heaven, read everything here.
- SCP-008 - WEF experiment on COVID-19.
- SCP-012 - Lost symphony everyone wants to complete.
- SCP-020 - Mold that makes you sperg out and kill people cause they wont breath the mold.
- SCP-033 - Incomprehensible number what breaks reality or something.
- SCP-035 - Mask that makes you either good or evil.
- SCP-049 - Plague doctor that turns people into zombies.
- SCP-066 - Weird spaghetti eyeball thingy that sometimes blasts your ears.
- SCP-079 - An Artifical Intelegence that is friends with SCP-682 and is in prison or some shit.
- SCP-096 - Retard that spergs out when you see his face.
- SCP-106 - Nigger that phases through walls and kidnaps people.
- SCP-113 - A red stone that can change your gender.
- SCP-127 - A MP5K submachine gun that is alive and shoots teeth.
- SCP-148 - Metamorphic iron.
- SCP-166 - originally literal fetish material about an underage nun succubus but the Nu-SCP trannies rewrote her into Noelle Deltarune. Probably one of the most based things they did but they also made her a lesbian.
- SCP-173 - A statue covered with raisin that helps troons ack.
- SCP-178 - A pair of 3-D movie glasses that make you schizophrenic, and you get killed by the CIA for some reason.
- SCP-205 - Two lamps that show a woman's
- SCP-207 - A bottle of coke that sacrifices your organs for speed
- SCP-294 - Coffee machine with a keyboard that dispenses any drink you type on it.
- SCP-372 - Something green that sneaks in the corner of your eye.
- SCP-420-J - Weed.
- SCP-427 - Locket that heals you. Might turn you into le incomprehensible flesh creature.
- SCP-458 - Infinite 'za that also has personalized toppings.
- SCP-500 - Good pills that cures all diseases, from AIDS to Covid-19.
- SCP-513 - Bell that makes you schizophrenic.
- SCP-559 - A cake that changes your age, it was prolly written by someone who watches 'P[1]
- SCP-682 - Some giant lizard that is basically invincible or something, also hate niggers and ack's them.
- SCP-714 - Ring that makes you tired when you put it into you finger. Whoever wrote this hates marriage, I can tell.
- SCP-789-J - Face in a toilet that licks off the shit in your ass.
- SCP-860 - A key🗝️ for a locked🔒 door.
- SCP-860-1 - Different dimension behind SCP-860's door. Beware, legends says there's a furry inside!
- SCP-895 - A coffin. When recorded in a live transmition, the screen may glitch and show gore.
- SCP-914 - A machine that can turn coals into gems and vice-versa.
- SCP-939 - A voice mimicking anthropomorphic human flesh dog thing that furfags have a fetish for.
- SCP-966 - Three fingerboys that makes you sleep.
- SCP-970 - Deja-vu.
- SCP-990 - Old man who knows something (You) don't. I don't know what he knows, too. (<- replace this with schizotext i dont know how to do it)
- SCP-999 - A very kind and wholesome orange blob.
- SCP-1000 - Bigfoot.
- SCP-1025 - A book that gives you AIDS, and other faggot diseases.
- SCP-1048 - Cobblestone's teddy bear.
- SCP-1048-A - Sentient teddy bear made of human ears. Will rape your ears if you get too close.
- SCP-1162 - Gloryhole that makes you remember gems and coals.
- SCP-1171 - A house with a alien or something that hates niggers🗝️.
- SCP-1471 - A furtroon's favorite SCP. Has tons of furry porn related to it because furtroons are gooners and niggers.
- SCP-1499 - kuz's gasmask. Teleports you to niggerhell or somewhere full of niggers.
- SCP-1981 - Ronald Regan gets cut up while talking about how the jews are evil.
- SCP-2304 - A deep fried & distorted image that makes you die when you like it.
- SCP-2521 - A nigger that steals information about it.
- SCP-2721 - A troon's self insert.
- SCP-2963 - Giant nazi robot that hates Jews and shit and is contained in agartha[2]
- SCP-3008 - Literally just Ikea but with faceless employees that turn hostile when the lights shut off.
- SCP-3045 - A file that compresses videos. Very useful
- SCP-3312 - Some strange thrembo quality object that turns people into furfags.
- SCP-3464 - satanic olive garden bread or something
- SCP-4999 - DOCKTOPS ITS CENSUS.
- SCP-5004 - Litertal DQNALD TRVɅɅP himself.[evendoe it was written by libercuck btw]
- SCP-5094 - duolingo but not evil. Looks like sasha from that one animation.
- SCP-9002 - A freakin' chudpilled racist bike!1!
Notable Users
- (((Dr. Bright))) - some Soycientist who's also immortal because of a necklace or something. Xhe was also accused of being a 'P consumer[DOCTOOOOOS]. Bright also has a long list of stuff that xhe can't do, which was deleted, however (You) can find an archive here
- Dr. Gears - yet another soycientist, this time xhe's really serious and no-nonsense. he also had sex with a goddess o algo and gave birth to a chink called Alison Chao, also known as the Black Queen
- Dr. King - soycientist who everything anomalous he comes in contact with results in something regarding apples
