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| name | | name = CobsonTALKS<br><span style="font-size:83.3333333333%;color:#117743">'''CobsonTALKS'''</span> | ||
| image | | image = Cobsonbraps.png | ||
| caption | | caption = Greg, as of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}} | ||
| nationality | | nationality = Amerimutt and some SNCA gook shit | ||
| party | | party = Independent/TALKSism | ||
| occupation | | occupation = Effortposting literally everywhere | ||
| known_for | | known_for = Effortposting to bring in 'itter and 'gram immigrants to the 'y, ev&oe he clittyleaks when anyone else effortposts<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/DckNC</ref>{{CitationNeeded|He just does, okay?}} | ||
| IAS? | | IAS? = Yes | ||
| wiki_account | | wiki_account = [[User:Niggerdotparty]] | ||
|awards={{Award|Unfunny effortposting troonella award}} | |awards={{Award|Unfunny effortposting troonella award}} | ||
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'''CobsonTALKS''', also known as '''Greg Dylan''', '''CordsonBRAPS''', '''CobsonEFFORTPOSTS''', '''CobsonLEAKS''', and [[Truthnuke|'''unfunny''']] is a halfbreed hapa gookmutt that ruins everything with his <s>fursona</s> "soysona". As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers [[Obesity|bloated and bursting at the seams]], both due to the size of the videos and the cancer they induce. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox, 'cord and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a [[Profound mental retardation|heckin' wholesome transbian]] before 2027. | '''CobsonTALKS''', also known as '''Greg Dylan''', '''CordsonBRAPS''', '''CobsonEFFORTPOSTS''', '''CobsonLEAKS''', and [[Truthnuke|'''unfunny''']] is a halfbreed hapa gookmutt that ruins everything with his <s>fursona</s> "soysona". As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers [[Obesity|bloated and bursting at the seams]], both due to the size of the videos and the cancer they induce. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox, 'cord and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a [[Profound mental retardation|heckin' wholesome transbian]] before 2027. | ||
==Herstory== | == Herstory == | ||
[[File:93856_-_SoyBooru.mp4|thumb|325px|A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.]] | [[File:93856_-_SoyBooru.mp4|thumb|325px|A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.]] | ||
[[File:FUNNY COBSON IMESSAGE STORIES 'WHOLESOME' -internetculture -soyjak -shortvideo -memes -laughoutloud.mp4|thumb|240px|Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.]] | [[File:FUNNY COBSON IMESSAGE STORIES 'WHOLESOME' -internetculture -soyjak -shortvideo -memes -laughoutloud.mp4|thumb|240px|Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.]] | ||
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The videos he uploads are SNCA stuff about jewtuber dramas and forcing [[Ongezellig|the]] [[SNCA:Vivziepop|next]] [[Fundamental Paper Education|goyslop]] made by ZOG to the soyteen population, oh and also reading BBC cuckold 'tube shorts to prove he's an [[Amerimutt|American]]. His channel is somehow deader than [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]]. | The videos he uploads are SNCA stuff about jewtuber dramas and forcing [[Ongezellig|the]] [[SNCA:Vivziepop|next]] [[Fundamental Paper Education|goyslop]] made by ZOG to the soyteen population, oh and also reading BBC cuckold 'tube shorts to prove he's an [[Amerimutt|American]]. His channel is somehow deader than [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]]. | ||
==Facts== | == Facts == | ||
*He's a hybrid of gook and mutt. | *He's a hybrid of gook and mutt. | ||
*He will never be a gem. | *He will never be a gem. | ||
Revision as of 19:14, 14 July 2026
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But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.
CobsonTALKS, also known as Greg Dylan, CordsonBRAPS, CobsonEFFORTPOSTS, CobsonLEAKS, and unfunny is a halfbreed hapa gookmutt that ruins everything with his fursona "soysona". As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers bloated and bursting at the seams, both due to the size of the videos and the cancer they induce. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox, 'cord and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a heckin' wholesome transbian before 2027.
Herstory
He entered the soysphere by pushing his singularity brapsona onto /soy/, The Everything Board. He would soon use it to post vantablack videos on every website known to man, including, but not limited to JewTube, the 'gram, ChinkTok, and brapjak.farty. Through catering to normalcacas, he gained immense, undeserved popularity.
Along with his short-form videos, he has created many long-form videos, such as the Tales From the Bottle of Soy, an effortpost brapfest that wasn't funny or interesting and nothing.
He is also well-known for various failraids, consisting of two 'blox raids, making him a colossal faggot. Apparently everything else is such SNCA, even for nutroons, that the only other raid listed on the neutral article only gets one, grammatically incorrect sentence.
The videos he uploads are SNCA stuff about jewtuber dramas and forcing the next goyslop made by ZOG to the soyteen population, oh and also reading BBC cuckold 'tube shorts to prove he's an American. His channel is somehow deader than /qa/.
Facts
- He's a hybrid of gook and mutt.
- He will never be a gem.
- He 'leaks over effortposting, unable to see the irony due to his gook intelligence.
- He's practically a literal who from the depths of Whoville at this point.
- He will NEVER be a gem.
- He was the president of some stupid shit nobaldi cares about.
- Being involved in a torrential downpour of SNCA tends to be a theme of his.
- He's likely so irony-poisoned from a combination of EPI and being 'aped.
- HE WILL NEVER IN A THREMBILLION YEARS BE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A GEM.
