Nikocado Avocado

'Cado redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for his coinslot?

THIS FORMER SUPERCUCK USED TO BE AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual used to be a faggot. Nevertheless, he will succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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Nicholas Perry, better known by his online alias Nikocado Avocado, is a Ukrainian-American internet celebrity best known on the Sharty for his asshole.

Cado is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Early life

Like many early lifers, he is of obscure origin, but known to have been born in Kherson, Ukraine, on May 19, 1992, one year after the collapse of the Soviet Union. His birth name is unknown. He is known to have a biological sister, but nothing is known of his biological parents. He was adopted by an American family early in his infancy<note>probably because both his parents died in Chernobyl or were sent to a GULAG by Soviet authorities geg</note>. He was raised in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and, prior to his mukbang channel, was a freelance violinist based in New York City.

Incidents

Fig. 1 Fire noodle sauce

"Fire Noodle sauce poopy"

Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his Twitter:

I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.

The Tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later interviewed over the incident on November 23, 2026 to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming he was "mortified" by the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leakage. No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one.

"BOYFRIENDS DICK"

This was posted to his Instagram, date unknown:

I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.

Although innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his escalating genius. Internet historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the Bible. An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post.

Detailed explanation

>I JUST FUCKING POOPED We start this post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, à la Shakespeare. All those mukbangs, all that sex with Orlin - his whole life led up to this one moment: shitting on his new boyfriend's dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back. I - Refers to himself, Nikocado Avocado. JUST - This clarifies that the event took place very recently. FUCKING - An expletive employed by Nikocado Avocado to emphasize his predicament. POOPED - Here, Nikocado Avocado bluntly states the act he carried out. >ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado is wed homosexually. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fights, breaks up, and gets back together. It was only soon that Nikocado would turn on him for a better man. ON - Following "POOPED," this establishes the setting for where it took place. MY - Refers to something belonging to Nikocado Avocado. NEW - This precedes "BOYFRIEND'S," indicating that his boyfriend is recent. BOYFRIEND'S - Nikocado Avocado uses "BOYFRIEND'S" instead of "BOYFRIENDS" (as in the incorrect plural form), correctly showing possession of "DICK." DICK - The location where the pooping occurred, as previously referenced. >IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT..... The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. Orlin's dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado looking for a new boyfriend. In a Sophocles-esque twist, the dick is too large for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and, eventually, his own demise. IT - Refers to either his new boyfriend's penis or Nikocado Avocado's poop. WAS - Establishes the past state of his new boyfriend's penis or the past state of his poop. TOO - Nikocado Avocado uses "TOO" instead of "SO," reinforcing excessiveness. BIG - An adjective describing either his new boyfriend's penis or the poop that emerged from Nikocado Avocado's anus to be stationed on his new boyfriend's penis. THAT - Establishes what his new boyfriend's penis did or what his poop did. IT - Refers to either his new boyfriend's penis or his poop. MADE - Indicates causation, showing the consequences of his new boyfriend's penis being too big or the poop being too large. MUKBANG - A term originating from South Korea, referring to the livestreamed act of consuming large quantities of food. In this case, it represents the remnants of previous meals. FOOD - The digested remains of his past gluttonous endeavors, now forced out of his body. COME - A verb indicating movement, highlighting the forceful expulsion of food remains. OUT - Describes the direction of movement, confirming that the remnants exited his body. >Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true businessman. Even with an estimated net worth of $4 million, he ultimately desires more, revealing his gluttony in more ways than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of Fan Service, as it is likely Nikocado's fans have a Fire Noodle fetish. I - Once again refers to Nikocado Avocado himself. tell - A verb indicating his intent to narrate the story to his audience. y'all - A colloquial contraction of "you all," referring to his audience. the - A definite article specifying "story" as a singular, known entity. story - The narrative of the events that transpired. in - A preposition setting the time and place for the story to be told. tonight's - A possessive form indicating that the video is scheduled for the same night. video - The medium through which Nikocado Avocado communicates with his audience. and - A conjunction linking two related ideas. do - A helping verb used to form the question. you - Directly addressing his audience. wanna - A colloquial contraction of "want to," expressing desire. see - A verb indicating the act of visual consumption. the - A definite article specifying "poop" as a known entity. poop - The central subject of Nikocado Avocado's predicament and a possible revenue-generating spectacle. >I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath. One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure and being a fatass includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him. I - Refers to Nikocado Avocado once again. haven't - A contraction of "have not," indicating an action he has yet to complete. cleaned - A past participle verb referring to the act of removing feces from an unspecified location. it - Refers to either the poop or his new boyfriend's penis. yet - A temporal adverb indicating that the action remains incomplete but may be done in the future. cuz - A colloquial contraction of "because." I - Again refers to Nikocado Avocado. get - A verb indicating a change in state. out - A preposition describing the movement or effect of his breath. of - A preposition linking "breath" to the verb "get out." breath - The function of respiration, now hindered by his declining physical health.

Fig. 2 Nikocado Avocado pooping all over his new boyfriend's dick

"Soiled bedsheets"

On November 5, 2020, https://files.catbox.moe/y4uvsg.mp4^[dead] Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues. He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 Taco Bell tacos, one Doritos Locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one Xbox Series X soda.

Stabbing on camera

On March 5, 2022, audio of presumably a woman being stabbed in 'Cado's apartment building was caught during his Burger King mukbang with Orlin. Scholarly debate rages on regarding whether Nikocado allowed this to happen so he could get more views.

/ck/ bread

The "breadussy" in question

On August 15, 2021, a thread was made on /ck/, where OP claimed he would cook for Nikocado Avocado. He said to have concocted a bread mix before shaping it into a coinslot, which was then baked.

Sadly, jannies deleted the thread just 10 minutes before the "pièce de résistance" could be added to the bread. It was hinted that this would be some variant of chocolate to simulate poop. Meanwhile, a copycat thread was made where the same OP cooked pizza that looked like Nikocado Avocado's pepperoni and sausage special. The pizza was "good, absolutely should have used less dough." It never reached the same popularity as the Nikocado bread.

OP soon came to the rescue in another thread, posting the final image of him adding the Nutella spread to the bread. The original thread may have been one of the best /ck/ threads to date. 'Cado fans to this day remain mad at jannies for deleting the original coinslot.

Appearance and status in Sharty culture

Nikocado as Ukropson

Nikocado Avocado features as his own soyjak variant.^{[he just DOES, okay?]} Since this variant contains unnecessary detail, isn't unusually exaggerated, and doesn't have much use case outside of "nikocadoing", it is indisputably coal. Nikocado is also well known in memes for the distinctive tracing of his coinslot. He has also featured on the more party-esque wholesome side, as a popular variant involves a juvenile Swedejak with his iconic hair, wearing a Nikocado Avocado itsjustwaterweight.com "Emotions" red T-shirt. Dropping a 'Cado on the 'log is a popular pastime in the /qa/-'Cado diaspora, the most famous one being the one where he bust some sweet moves.

Nikocado used to be generally well-regarded by soyteens, with Soot having repurposed the /giga/ board to /cado/ after a small number of contained requests in a Q&A. But after several incidents, users began to see him as just a "fatty fag" and started making hanged soyjak edits of him and looking for others to fill his place, like Joeysworldtour.

The Meximutt variant, itself an illustration of shitoko, is seemingly inspired by Nikocado's likeness.^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}

The 'Cadorevolution

On July 8, 2024 there was a minor protest/spam wave in reaction to the removal of the /cado/ board. After the Great Handover, Quote would overhaul the Party's ruleset; all NSFW would be banned from blue boards and 'Cado was not exempt. On June 14, 2025, after the 103rd 'Cado thread was pruned by the new administration, certain figures decided to complain about it and take revenge. They started by spamming the 'log with 'slots and 'Cado threads, calling this action the "Cadorevolution".^{[citation needed]}

• Phase 1 - Flood and spam. Some oldsois joined from /soy/ and soy/pol/ alike^{[citation needed]}

• Phase 2 - 'Cado video gets stickied^{[citation needed]}

• Phase 3 - 'Cado TikTok compilation is embedded on the main screen^{[citation needed]}

• Phase 4 - 'Cado is unbanned

• Phase 5 - /cado/ was added to the Party^{[it's gone]}

Relation to Lee Goldson

Nikocado is well known for loving cheese - it may even be his favorite food. Don Turtelli is well known for loving cheese; he is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of a certain thread misser.

Nikocado is the bane of jannies, being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's OnlyFans and dangerously off-topic NSFW at times, just as is Don Turtelli the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of cheesy angst from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker.

They are both alike; they are not the same.

Weight loss

He was skinny for the past few months and two steps ahead of us gentiles or something:

Straightification

To the surprise of everyone, 'Cado would enter a relationship with a real woman. He would state: "Being gay was fun, but I'm 35 now and it's time for a wife and kids."

Caddo tribe

Funnily enough, there is a Native American tribe called Caddo. They reside in Oklahoma.

Gallery

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  Dark 'Cado
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  'Cado, with the OMGSISA AI woman he recently acquired

See also

• /cado/

• Coinslot