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Cobblestone is a porn artist theory

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In 2026, a conspiracy theory emerged that Cobblestone had a porn account named "Cobble-stun" and was a man LARPing as a woman.[1] CobbleStun also might make guro porn since its on his reddit.[2] Coincidences were noticed such as both Cobblestone and "cobblestun" being obsessed with Valve games. "Cobblestun" is also a pedophile and loli has been found on his anime myanimelist.net account.[3]

CobbleStun would then say "Hello Soyjak.party, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not transgender. I am a man. I just have a high pitched voice. I don't know who this other person named "CobbleStone" is. I just draw porn and make valve videos under the CobbleStun name." on his YouTube channel.[4] Similarly, Cobblestone denied the allegations, pointing out that the art styles were "completely different".[5] Therefore totally proving, without a doubt, that xem making xer insta private and deleting xer pornhub account within minutes of the thread being posted, was 100% a coincidence.[6] A separate theory states that Cobblestone and Cobblestun are dating.

Note that typing "Cobblestone" on his youtube comments will get the comment automatically deleted, even before the guy was supposedly made aware of it.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Here's a list of all the similarities and circumstantial evidence found:

  • Similar name (obviously)
  • Similar artstyle (disputed by some, Cobblestun claims his art style is inconsistent on his instagram)
  • Same gradient style (disputed by some)
  • Affiliation with porn (Cobblestun being a porn artist, Cobblestone once getting banned for uploading porn onto the 'ki)
  • Interested in gaming, especially old valve games
  • Search for "Cobblestun tiktok" pulls up results with the word "clanker" in them; Cobblestone's alias on SNCApedia was "MakerofClankers"
  • Both like gothic aesthetic
  • Both like guro (Per Cobblestun's reddit account, and the "who made that mess" post made by Cobblestone)
  • Both are musicians (Cobblestun's albums, Cobblestone's Ocarina audios)
  • Interest in clowns (both made clown art)
  • Both used the word "clitty" (disputed as to how much this is a similarity)
  • Cobblestun followed Ernest Khalimov (the model in the Gigachad images) on instagram, which is somewhat soy related
  • Cobblestun's first youtube upload had Two Pointing Soyjaks in the thumbnail, a super normalGOD variant but suspect nonetheless

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Personal Information
  • Aliases: No known aliases
  • Name: sean zheng
  • Date of Birth: 23/05/2005
  • Address: XXX, XXX, queens, new york
  • Nationality: Unknown
  • Email(s): seanzheng7777@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): (917) 951-3692 , (212) 608-1561 , (212) 227-4468


Father name: Eric M Zheng

dob:

address: 166 Henry Street Apt 6, New York, NY 10002

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