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/r9k/ (soyjak.party)
/r9k/ - Robot 9999 - also known as /r9999k/, soy9k, or the discord reddit snca board - is a board within the soyjak.party imageboard that has been active on-and-off for almost 6 years.
It is a host to people who want a more serious version of /qa/, where you can blogpost about serious stuff or talk about the gender of a peepee.
Users of this board range from absolute schizos to trvecel wizvrds to 18 year olds trying to get good advice in life.
Not to be confused with /incel/.
History
Judging by archive records, this board seems to have been used mostly in the 2024 - 2025 era.
It had activity within the former years[1], but has slowly started to grow due to the mass immigration of 4cuckfugees and the appreciation for using boards outside of /soy/.
It had existed before according to the sticky within the board.
Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.
During 5 board plan periods, /r9k/ was always cut out of the board roster. That explains part of why there is a lack of archival records from previous years.
Either way, throughout the years this board has existed, it has garnered up to a respectable 92,000+ posts by soyteens.
/r9k/ was also heavily susceptible to catalog wiping due to its low PPH and inactivity, which makes most known culture wiped and heccin lost media.
The board has a datamining polling thread where users make polls to discover info about the userbase.[2]
Culture
The culture of soy9k includes, but is not limited to:
- Frogposting
- Neutralpliers
- Getting muted for 2^Ϫ seconds
- Mental illness
- Being eternally 10-30pph
autistic SISA posting- Magic
- Blogposting
- Debating race and gender politics
- Being a faggot
- Having your thread be moved to /r9k/
- Complaining about how hard your life is
- Actual good advice
- Avatarfagging
Notable Users
- Flanders - iconic avatarDIETY that helps users with their problems. Currently MIA.
- SISABot - 4chan immigrant that bots the catalog with schizo nonsense about some huge pedophile ring that
most likely doesnt exist, and xe is obsessed with foids.Turns out xe wasn't schizophrenic.- May also be a boogeyman term for people who post a woman as their picrel.
- Cobbert [who?] - well known for his transgender threads in soy9k (they were mostly threads moved from /soy/ if that matters)
- /pol/ namefags - many /pol/ users also use the '9k. seems to be a coincidental thing that the communities overlap.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
- Minnesotan Orthodox - Used to use this board to give people advice[3]
- Massjak - another avatarfag who also uses /pol/. Currently namefags as ishish!!3iodIOegIg and is Irish.
- 4cuckfugees - many 4chan users would come to soy9k. They usually get banned for advertising Discord servers or being faggot trannies.
- Stalker Moid - a user would post a thread of some random 16 year old girl (xe is 16 too btw) and talk about how he wanted to talk to her. The thread would consist of a bunch of wizards dunking on xim for xis weirdness ITT.[4][5]
- Aryans - only white pipo use dis board o algo.
Snopes
- ↑
http://chive.soyjak.wiki/catalog.php?b=r9k[dead] - ↑ https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/64913.htmlhttps://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-0659-46/https://soyjak.st:443/r9k/thread/64913.html
- ↑ File:Ixk3c0.png https://files.catbox.moe/ixk3c0.png
- ↑ https://archive.is/li97V (first thread)
- ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20250312153719/https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/23438.html[dead](second or maybe final thread)
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