zoomers

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Average zoomer.

zoomers aka members of gen z r those born between 1997-2012 or 1995-2009 (ts varies wildly; many insist that anyone born in the 1990s is a millennial while many others insist that anyone born in the 2010s is a Gen Alpha). They are the children of Gen X, the grandchildren of boomers or silent generation, and soon the parents of Gen beta. They b known 4 their iSpeech, iPhones, and niggerbabble slang and b scammers fr. they r best known for ragebaiting 4cuckas and millenialcucks and making them dilate lol.

b4 gen z was a popularized term, zoomers were usually just mistaken as millennials type shi.

zoomer speak

typical zoomer cvisine lol

zoomer speak b based on niggababble speech, zoomers tend to try to keep their sentences as short as possible and abbreviate as much as possible. they tend to use emojis in abundance when used, a commonly used emoji is the skull emoji (💀) which lk represents how dead they feel bout sum cuz of how "goofy ahh" it is tbh. they also speak in all lowercase bc its nonchalant or sum.

zoomer words and sentences b like:

• fr - it stands for for real and is meant as a way to express shock or if the questioner really is questioning the claim, but also can be used to agree with the claim. Could also be short for France.
• only in ohio - see goofy
• goofy - see looney tunes
• W - also known as dubs, it is meant to represent Win to express victory
• L - stands for lose, meant to express fails.
• bussing/bussin - it means that something is good
• cap - cap means a lie, when saying no cap one tries to say that its not a lie, it also can be used as a question
• ong - standing for on god, it is meant as a way to swear that the truth is being spoken or meant to express agreement
• ahh - retarded way of saying "ass", normally followed after "goofy".
• rizz - having good charisma, style, or attractiveness. Also a shorter way of saying Charisma
• unc - Xeir way of saying oldGOD.
• gyatt - Slang for "God damn", used when a woman has a big ass.
• chopped - ugly person.
• cooked - done for.
• on jah - variant of ong, means the same thing. "jah" refers to negroidic rapper xxxtentacion (even doe it's from rastafarianism).
• no diddy - A way to clarify you're not homosexual
• ts - This shit (although sometimes it can mean "this")
• pmo - Pisses me off.
• sybau - Shut your bitch ass up.
• icl - I can't [lie].
• ikiag - I'ma keep it a gurt.
• ikiab - I'ma keep it a buck.
• dih - slang for phallus.
• blud - bro or friend, originally from Jamaican Creole from a distorted version of the word "blood".
• im crine - Gegging hard. Retarded way of saying "I'm crying [from laughter, red.]"

sum of those zoomer speak words tend to appear in soy speak type shi. most ppl compare ts speak with tyronespeak n shiieeet.

Early Zoomers

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "DSFARGEG"

Early zoomers (2000s kids) are zoomers born in the Mid/late ‘90s-Early 2000s. They tend to have more in common with Millennials than they do with late zoomers. Their childhood was during the 2000s and their teenage years started during the early 2010s as they were conscious before iPhones were a thing. Some people would even refer to them as Zillennials. Similar to actual millennials, early zoomers were very influential through their internet culture, being the builders of the general zoomer personality, specially with the original instances of zoomer humor like Rage Comics and MLG. Even doe they were 6-13 years-old at the time at best and still had internet access.

Core Zoomers

Core Zoomers as their denomination suggest are the pure branch of Gen Z, born in the mid and late 2000s. They have almost nothing in common with Gen Alpha or Millennials because their childhood during the 2010s was mostly influenced by things pushed by early zoomers.

This specific gap is between being close to zillenials but still far from being pure zalpha, they're sometimes deemed as the original iPad kids since they were the first generation to use touch devices at a preschooler age, but way before "brainrot" like doomscrolling social media and content farms even existed, and also were present during the internet of the mid-late 2010s despite most of them being 13 years old at best.

Zalphas

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Zalphas are zoomers born in the early 2010s. They tend to have more in common with Gen Alpha then they do with other zoomers given the fact that this specific generation only rose to prominence until the 2020s because of the Covid-19 pandemic that forced everyone to use internet. This generation was also the first one to be raised by youtube kids and experienced the prime of Elsagate during 2016-2017 with a barely developed sentience.

Some argue they are not even zoomers but part of the generation alpha instead, as it has never been agreed if gen z ends on 2009, 2010 or 2012.

Zoomers are stereotyped as part of this specific gap, even doe most of those present in the sharty and related sites are part of the core zoomer gap described above.

zoomer portrayals

zoomers commonly r portrayed as glass wearin boys (since TikTok ruined their eyesight lmao) with curly hair, commonly referred 2 as ice cream hair or birds nest, or just straight hair yk. zoomers tend to not style their hair or just curl it. zoomers are lowkey shown using soy based products and use electric vehicles as transportation. they're commonly portrayed as weak or feminine.^{[eve & dough they tend to be a lot more chuddy than the previous generation, jus yin & yan type shi yk, "perfectly balanced, like all things should be" as that purplenigger said, type shi]} type shi.

zoomers' place in jak culture

as we all know all of the sharty exists bc of 13 year old children lol. zoomers are thus very prominent. entire boards have been created due to the influence of zoomers and even some gen alphas had on the sharty, such as /ohio/, /skibidi/ n /67/.

see also

• Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
• Millennials - predecessors
• Gen Alpha - successors
• Giggly Goonclown