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Janny Cabal

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The Janny Cabal, formerly the Froot Cabal, or simply the Cabal, refers to the current group of people who control soyjak.party and its affiliated websites, formerly led by Froot, and now Quote. It includes administrators, managers, developers, moderators, janitors, and other individuals involved in the management of the soyjak.party family of websites. Nearly all members of this inner circle are fiercely loyal to Froot Quote, and will do all that he says. Many members are anonymous, or use multiple name identities at once, making the total number of Cabal members difficult to determine.

The group is known for its tight grip over soy culture, and for its punishments given to individuals who attempt to gain control of the Soysphere who aren’t among the cabal’s ranks, as well as punishments given to members who refuse to take orders or think differently from the rest of the cabal. Users who call the cabal out are often harassed by the group via bans, gaslighting, editing of posts/user profiles, and censorship.

Origins and history[edit | edit source]

The origins of the group predate Froot’s adminship. Sometime during the late Kuz era (spring 2023), KolymaNET’s control over the sharty was weakening. A new administration, lead by the manager Doll, filled in the power vacuum left by the Kuz administration.

After the Soypocalypse, a wealthy individual known as Froot purchased the sharty, and was appointed as the head admin, while Doll became the manager and Angeleno the developer. This system was known as the Soyumvirate, and the newly created Froot administration quickly began its operations.

The Janny Cabal was officially established in late 2023, during the development of Five Nights at Cobson's, when a discord server was made by the Froot administration for the development of the game. This server and its members later became the Frootcord, which was the main way the staff communicated for a long while, and some speculate they still congregate on discord to this day.

Members and hierarchy[edit | edit source]

Here is a list of known and suspected members and the ranks they are in. Membership of the lower ranks is difficult to determine and is as of now speculation, but it is safe to assume that the majority of janitors on the Soysphere are at least involved with the cabal in one way or another.

The cabal structure is split into 3 sectors, “ownership”, “moderation”, and “development”, with each sector having an appointed leader at the top:

The top[edit | edit source]

These are the elites of the cabal, they can do anything they want and face no consequences, and they dictate and influence pretty much every aspect of the modern Soysphere. Members of the lower ranks are required to follow all orders from this rank, and they mostly decide who gets to join or is removed from the cabal:

  • Quote: The official owner of the Soysphere, as well as the head admin and a developer. He hosts and financially owns and supports all of the Soysphere sites. Head of the “ownership” sector. Also the top developer of the Soysphere, that handles scripts and code and other mechanical aspects of the sites.
  • Soysneed: The head admin of the 'ru and a site admin.
  • 9a0c: A site admin and organizer of events.
  • BBQ Sauce: Current manager of the Soysphere and head of moderation.
  • Mustard: Current developer of the Soysphere, alongside Quote.

The middle[edit | edit source]

This is the intermediary section. Members here can make some decisions, but are overall not vital to the sites’ performance aside from making sure the tasks of the higher ups are carried out:

  • Cobblestone - Head admin of the 'ki and is therefore able to rewrite soystory to Quote's liking.[a]

The bottom[edit | edit source]

Members on this level hold little power and only serve to follow the orders of higher-ups. Recruitment is secretive and a full member list is difficult to write as if now, but it is safe to assume that most staff you meet on any of the sites fall into this tier of the Janny Cabal.

Theories[edit | edit source]

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The obscurity of the group leads many soyteens to speculate on the hows and whys of it all. Here are some theories regarding the Janny Cabal.

Extension of KolymaNET[edit | edit source]

A secretive group holding power over soyjak culture, lead by a busy rich guy who owns the sharty and performs gayops and censorship of dissidents? That sounds an awful lot like KolymaNET! The similarities between the Janny Cabal and kolyma leads some soyteens to believe that kolymaNEt never shut down but instead rebranded and continued operations by changing the named and personas of all the members. The whole “Carter” situation and conflict between the Froot administration and Kuz during the 4th Soyvil War could have also been a false flag by the Janny Cabal to make it seem that Froot and Kuz are different individuals. This would explain Doll’s dislike of Kuz despite historically having very close ties with him, as this would further distance the “old Kuz” from the “new Kuz” in order to fool the soyteen populace into believing Kuz left.

Here are some facts that give credence to this theory:

  • It is known that Froot was in contact with and had very close ties to both Doll and Angeleno prior to the soypocalypse, meaning they could have been secretly planning a Kuz comeback with a new persona. This would explain why Red was allowed to stay in management despite supposedly being removed, in order to initiate the soypocalypse so the “new kolyma” could fully take over while the soyteens are distracted by the chaos. Having at least one prominent kolyma member (in this case Doll) retain their old persona while the rest adopt new ones would be vital in not raising suspicion, because if all kolyma members disappeared and where all replaced with brand new literal whos, this would easily raise suspicion and the larp would be too obvious.
  • Dekuzification also took place to further distance the new Froot kolyma from the old one, as to not raise any suspicion and to further play into the anti-Kuz larp.
  • If you pay close attention, you will see that Kuz and Froot share very similar writing styles. When you compare the two’s serious and shitposting tones of voice, you will see that they are nearly identical, which may be the reason why Froot has barely been posting lately, so that nobody will catch on.
  • Both Kuz and Froot live using and helped popularize terminology and lingo associated with Trump, maga and qanon, although many users do this and its not much of a smoking gun its stilla clue that they could in fact be the same person. Kuz became a big Trump fan after “leaving” the sharty so its natural that he couldn’t help let a little of that shine through his Froot persona.
  • After Kuz “left” and Doll took over in late Spring 2023, Kuz developed a heavy dislike for soylita despite allowing it on the site his whole administration. He was very vocal on this newfound hatred for soylita, and when the soypocalpse happened the main culprit just so happened to be a soylita poster, and furthermore once Froot came into power, one of the very first things was... can you guess? If you guessed “Ban soylita”, you’d be correct, and this was to further distance the “old” shitlita infested kolyma with the “new” anti-shitlita kolyma.
  • All the developers after Kuz (Angeleno, nudev, and then ballos) all shared very similar writing styles, used multiple different names for themselves, and all supposedly “resigned”. This repetitive behavior could imply that Angeleno along with other KolymaNET employees never left and in fact take up new personas and dump them for new ones at will.
  • Notice how Froot never shares his voice? Could be because if he did we’d notice that his voice sounds like Kuz’s.
  • Froot’s sharty is a moneymaker, whether it be the implementation of ads on the sharty and ‘ru, the price of FNAC, or the embedded cryptominers implemented by nudev, the Soysphere is made to stack up revenue. Since Kolyma was a covert-style business which made money in shady ways, Froot’s sharty is meant to be the continuation of this money-gathering (Kuz was found to be working on crypto and NFTs in July, coincidentally enough).

Federal agency[edit | edit source]

This theory ties in with the idea that the sharty is a honeypot for monitoring and tinkering around with groups of online users. These claims have been around since the day the sharty was founded, but Kuz, Doll, and Froot have all claimed that they have direct contact with law enforcement and have given information to them in some cases, so this theory may have more credit to it than you might think. This could also explain why they allow extremist content on the site, as to monitor these groups for research or operations (optimistic take).

Admin 6[edit | edit source]

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Presence on other sites[edit | edit source]

The Janny Cabal also maintains a presence on other sites, like on social media such as SPVA in order to attract more offsite immigrants to the sharty to raise dat PPH and web traffic. Froot himself and other cabal members also actively contact and reach out to leaders of other communities such as different larpercore groups in order to chat and negotiate behind the scenes, and potentially seek immigrants from them as well.

In addition to this, they also maintain a presence on KiwiFarms. After the Frootcord got leaked, a post was made on the Kiwifarms community happenings thread which received a ton of attention (I would have linked to a section on the Soyvil War 4 article which gave more insight into this but some faggot moderator removed it, funny enough) which wasn’t a good look for Frootsters. Ever since then, the Janny Cabal has infiltrated the soyjak.party thread on the site with pro-Froot shill accounts who have completely taken over the thread and seek to uphold the reputation of both the sharty and its staff. They are currently working on subverting other threads as well.

Notes

  1. I don't consider myself a "member" of the Janny Cabal, because I don't know what they're up to, unless they email me. However, I tend to listen their orders, since they own the wiki, and Quote instated me. Whether this makes me a part of them or not, is up to opinion. -SprokemowerMan ● Talk Page 15:22, 6 February 2025 (EST)
    Ditto above. I have a fair amount of autonomy when it comes to the wiki. Quote allows it. - User:Cobblestone
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