Afterlife
Afterlife, colloquially known as life after death or the Great Beyond, is the place to which you go you after dying. Throughout human history, different theories and speculations have emerged concerning what the afterlife really is.
Heaven
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Main article: Aryanheaven
Heaven is the afterlife for good boys and Decent human beings, it is a place of ultimate bliss and happiness where you can praise god all day and hang out with the local aryanangels such as Adolf Hitler. You are probably not going to enter here though because a black tranny furfag said so on xitter because you made fun of dead trannies or made a post against HRT for children, or something.
Some Christians, such as Catholics, also believe in purgatory, where the coal is purified, over some amount of time, out of their souls before being allowed into heaven. Christians, Muslims, and Jews all believe in the concept of Heaven. Many pagan traditions have also believed in a concept similar to Heaven or the heavens, such as Valhalla, where you can meet Charlie Kirk. To get into Heaven you MUST do the following:
- Pray Ϫ times a day
- Praise Soot
- Be white (it is called aryanheaven after all)
- NEVER insult Jesus/Allah/Vishnu just to be safe
- Take care of your mom and talk to her once in a while instead of browsing the cartoon bald men with glasses wiki.
- Be christpilled
Hell
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Hell, or Eych E Double Hockey Sticks is the land without joy or happiness and a place or state of eternal punishment. The lack of gems is so bad that every single corner you see is brimstone and dust. It has been documented by soyentists that if one ever steps a foot in hell, the sheer volume of dust and antimatter gets absorbed by the skin, darkening the skin tone of the individual, thus turning them into a nigger. This is also why it is called niggerhell. Hell is also a concept in Abrahamic religions and many pagan beliefs have similar concepts.
These are the things that WILL get you into Hell:
- Be a peedough
- Be a snitchfag during jackbox raids
(eventhough nobody does jackbox raids anymore)[they just are, okay?] - Say Jiren is weak
- Type your actual email to the email field
- Hurt my feelings
- Sage my thread
- Disrespect the heckin' black autistic ADHD depressed BPD bipolar plural transgender furry that died of suicide 3 days ago
Reincarnation
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Reincarnation is the belief that once someone dies they get transformed into a new life depending on how gemmy or coally they lived in their past life. Reincarnation is a popular belief with pajeets and others who have a more cyclical view on life, such as "spiritual but not religious" soyboys. NEVER curse Vishnu or India if you don't want to be reincarnated as a jartyfly.
Some sects within Abrahamlic religions have also believed in some form of reincarnation in the past and present, which has been viewed as heretical.
Prison planet theory
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Prison planet theory states that humans are not supposed to reincarnate, but we are forced to by malevolent cosmic entities known as Archons who use us for slave labor and feed on our energy. Proponents of this theory claim that the white tunnel of light and other things people report from near death experiences are a trap. According to this theory, upon death, humans enter the astral realm where the Archons show them a "life review" and trick them into believing that they must reincarnate in order to pay back "karmic debt."[1]
Nothingness
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Nothingness is the belief that actually NOTHING exists after death. According to The Experts, this is the likeliest possible theory of what the afterlife could be. Atheists and some theists reject an afterlife, however some theists believe in some sort of afterlife/existence after death. Most people who suffer a near-death experience usually report experiences of being transported to another realm, which is sometimes presented as fact by believers as proof; peer-reviewed studies dismiss them as anomalous hallucinations.
The state of nothingness after life is a uncomfortable concept for many, as they cannot imagine an eternity with nothing in it, but as the saying goes, you were perfectly fine with not existing before you were born.
