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Aliens
>NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED ON THE MIAMI MALL ON JANUARY 2024. THERE WERE NO ALIENS. THEY WERE 'TEENS WITH FIREWORKS. KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF. YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT THIS. YOU VILL FORGET. THIS DIDN'T EXIST. AND NEVER WILL. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. >THERE ARE NOT ALIENS ON THE MOON. THOSE FILES DON'T EXIST. YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER. >P47 ALIENS AND P52 ALIENS DON'T EXIST. YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER. YOU VILL NOT. >ALIENS ARE NOT 3-METRES TALL. THEY ARE NOT ARYANS. YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.
User was found acked after writing these comments.Aliens, also known as Extraterrestrials are a hypothetical (or very real, depending on the retarded Amerimutt your talking to) category of lifeforms that inhabits other planets in space. They are a controversial idea, as debate still go on today between humans if these things actually exist. Contrary to what everyone says, these little guys have a really high chance🗝️ to exist in this world (probably underground, or above us)
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In 1947, near the end of the 1940s, a retarded alienfag crashed in the deserts of New Mexico. At first, the Military assumed it was Nazi technology. But the enormous Somali-like cranium revealed this thing was not of Earth (Like real Somali's.) This was start of the US governments deal with Aliens.
For over 80 years, the government has been trading shit nophono cares about for alien technology . In return, the aliens get more control over the government and the Western population. They even sometimes shapeshift into celebrities or political figures like Hillary Clinton to simply fuck with us.
They are so powerful, they rival the Jews in terms on who controls the world.
Despite them being real and molesting humans in Dulce Base, many insist they aren't real. This can include Followers of Scientism (Who seem them as enemies of Empiricism), Flat Earthers (who think they are Demons, trying to guide everyone to Heliocentric Nazism), and Dixielanders (who think the existence of Alienfags would invalidate Young-Earth Christianity or something)
