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Flat Earth is NOT a complex subject!
Whoever added this template in is a fucking retard.
Why yes, The earth is flat.How could you tell?

The earth does NOT look like this

The flat earth theory is a schizophrenic and widely debunked conspiracy theory that the Earth is not round, and is actually flat. This ridiculous theory has been debunked by The Experts time and time again. Do NOT look into it.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13].

Misinformed individuals are inclined to believe this because they are not willing to do their own research, and simply want to hear whatever's easier to understand, no matter how moronic it is.[14][15][16]

>IT'S NOT FLAT! GO READ BASIC SCIENCE

This belief, though known to bait users of Reddit, is not true. Do not investigate any further.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5RalYWZ5Y
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy95_eNPzM
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD8VIK032o
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQl8h7Aa75s
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bHqBy92iGM
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-fmoZUkF8
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-FAyHdpxI
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ae_XdFEQDw
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-7vs0BkLE
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UkTow1RRo
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBfEhIJLYfY
  12. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCXupXXXncM
  13. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLHTe_ORjLc
  14. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0910-17/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/83867
  15. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0910-16/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/48873
  16. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8duzqEOhw8 check the comments geg
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Flat Earth Theory

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The flat earth theory is the widely-proven theory that the Earth is disk-shaped, flat, and is surrounded by an ice wall. It had been long theorized by many enlightened individuals, and universally proven in April of 2026. Some people wish that you'd think otherwise, and have carried out mass brainwashing operations to make the public forget. However, we will not be silenced by the glowies' psyops, no matter how many lies they try to spin.

Confirmation

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In April 1 of 2026, on the first day of the Artemis II mission, the DEI gang aboard nooticed something mysterious about the shape of the Earth as they got farther and farther away from its surface. Parts of it were visible that, if the Earth was sphere-shaped, like it is so commonly made out to be by glowies, would be impossible to see from such a distance.

By the time the top dogs at the North American Surveillance Agency realized they forgot to install the HD VMR models, it was already too late, and they had realized the truth of the matter.

Since these sneaky little glow-in-the-dark jews knew that these people wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut for long, they had to send up their most trusted and skilled former astronauts by reviving them through satanic necromancy, sending them up to the ship on jetpacks to gas them. All audio recordings were wiped from existence, but recreations exist from stunning and brave anonymous eye witnexisters.

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