Andrew Visser

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Andrew Visser is an Aryan streamer that 'teens decided to ~~raid~~ chudify into the new face of the Sharty^[1]. He runs a livestream called "CrackedParty" on JewTube and allows viewers to directly speak into his streams (Streamyard) leading to 'teens trolling him and making him say various things in soyspeak and teaching him about Sharty culture. He values his viewers and wishes to expand his channel, please be nice to him. Streams almost every day usually around 1pm (PT) to 7pm (PT).

Andrew Visser, just like ThatBoyAndre and Ultradan and unlike RacerNeem is the perfect example of what, as a streamer, you SHOULD do when interacting with Soyteens. He reacted positively towards 'teens; also played FNAC and Gem Defender. As a result, he has a loyal fanbase and a cult of personality.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Andrew loves to stream the game Kenshi to his ~~10 viewers~~ 20 to 30 viewers. Sometimes he lets people get their own characters, with him asking them how to customize the character.
Andrew thinks the hard R is not coolerino but he also thinks that everyone involved in BLM should be in jail.
- Ares says nigga a lot doe, so he seems to just have a problem with the hard R.
Andrew has a cat named Mr. Meowgi who's "the greatest pussy in the world".
He is a fan of Deltatroon and other indietroonslop games such as Hollow Knight.
- Despite this, he enjoys playing based and shartypilled games like Gem Defender after being gifted the game by an aryan micGOD and is most likely going to play SS13.
- He has also played Five Nights at Cobson's, and thought Troonella ACKing was funny.

Andrew is right-leaning.^[2]
A jartycuck tricked him into adding "Tiny Lita" into his game.
Andrew thinks A24 is iron.^[3]
He has a friend named Ares who comes onto his streams to talk.
- Ares calls Meowgi Niglet GEEEG^🗝️
His grandfather is dutch, and his mom was born in Mozambique.
One of his friends (his cousin) likes to send him 'O. Be nice to him.
he smokes da zaza.
He is lactose intolerant.
His favorite food is Sushi.
He is very nice.
He likes the word MOFO. (You) should use anymofo, everymofo and nomofo while on his streams or talking about him because it's Cracked.Party kulcher or something.
- You will also use V (for victory) instead of W (for win), and 122 instead of 67.
Red squirrels and grey squirrels often feud on his streams in attempts to colonize the Cracky, howeverdoebeit Visser has stated that grey squirrels are smarter or something to that effect.
Rapeson has also made appearances in his streams
>OYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK VISSER GET HIM OFF THE STREAMYARD
He likes to freestyle to music.
He thinks Quote is a nigga ('drew does NOT like the hard R)^[4]
He likes playing Rettaria with his viewers, although he's not very experienced.with it.
When using the Sharty, his theme is Solunar - Night.
He, at the moment of writing this, ~~does not have enough disposable income~~ Andrew now has a disposable income by helping his disabled from at the casino so now he can buy new video games.
He ~~loves~~ somewhat likes Schedule 1
Thinks Chud vs Soyjak is a dog shit game
Enjoys raiding with 'teens
Loves gambling
Finds George Floyd shitposts hilarious

Operation TID[edit | edit source]

Operation TID was a WinraidReason for victory: 'Cord was 'aped and deleted, twitch chat got 'aped and Shubro got brought up to Andrew's streamyard

Operation TID was a raid that 'teens did with Andrew on March 14, 2026^[5]. In this stream, 'teens convinced Andrew to stream raids. 'Teens were already raiding some gartic phone twitch streams, but Andrew didn't stream them.

There was another raid going on against the gegbull Shubro at that time, and a 'teen linked a twitch link to 'Dru's stream whilst people were looking for a new target in the chat. Andrew started to stream Shubro, and said that he didn't like him when he heard his accent. A 'teen not from der Cracky was in a discord call with Shubro at this time. A discord was linked in Shubro's twitch, in which nothing happened in the first couple of minutes, before 'teens started spamming joyjak links, and the @everyone could be used by anyone, so everybody in the 'cord started spamming it, annoying Shubro and making him delete the discord server.

After that, 'teens started to spam the twitch chat, Shubro didnt have any moderators and couldn't moderate the chat so nothing got deleted. Most of the spam was about Andrew Visser. Shubro then looked up Andrew Visser and saw his youtube stream. Andrew convinced him to join the streamyard in his chat (Notice how everybaldi stopped spamming when saint 'dru started speaking in his chat).

Andrew answered questions that Shubro was asking, like what do you do when something like this happends. A 'teen on the 'yard started beefing with Shubro about how pakistan won and india lost, which got him a little leaky. Another 'Teen shared his screen, showing George Floyd and a branigga slopjak ('drew would be heckin mad if hard R saar), before being shut down by 'dru. Some other 'teen shared the 'slot geg. Andrew and Shubro would keep talking. After a while Shubro subbed to andrew and left the 'yard.

Coolpeterm[edit | edit source]

A snitchtroon named coolpeterm tried to warn Andrew that snarky snappy was a "doxxing website" that hosted "illegal material" and that they were trying to get his stream taken down. 'teens at first thought Peter was an autistic caca who hated the 'arty for various reasons but later it was found out that Peter was a grown ass man (ev&doe that's probably just a relative or something) with terrible opsec and AN ENTIRE WIKI DEDICATED TO XIMSELF AND XIS FRIENDS.^[6] Xhe was partially doxxed in the thread^[1] but 'teens lost interest as Andrew banned him from his stream for being an asshole.

Socials[edit | edit source]

https://www.youtube.com/@CrackedParty

https://x.com/CrackedParty

https://kick.com/crackedparty

https://www.tiktok.com/@crackedparty

https://ko-fi.com/crackedparty

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Alternative version of Andrew as Cobson.
Andrew as Cobson with Impish Meowjak as Meowgi.
Ares and Andrew as Feraljak and Cobson
Ares and Andrew as Feraljak and Cobson (Full body)
Visserchad.
Gigafly (He looks like this)
'teens got Andrew to recreate Caca in the game Kenshi which he streams all the time.
Cracked.party themed banner for de sherdee
An invitation for you to join Andrew's stream (Don't go to the url on the paper because it has shitty javascript trackers)
Andrew in a Gartic Phone prompt, confirming he thinks Quote is black by this prompt