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Bongy Bonga
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Bonga (born 1926 B.C) is maker and old chieftain & alpha of soyjak.rock a old alpha of mushroom, and an alpha on BooruSooru. He retire as a cave cleaner on this very wiki very big time but bring back alpha. He make soyjak.rock as place for to cavedrawing and dirtwriting. He have soyjak.rock from February 29, 2024 B.C until July 2024 B.C, where he give rock to the Fruit.
After soyjak.rock smash, he has have the king of the jungle by swinging to the other soysphere tree. BooruSooru most. On February 27, 2026 B.C, The dawn of nuuru age start along with it a cave known as Bloorus, a new cave to soyjak.rock where he is the alpha of. new times Bonga somewhat evil and has been accused of angry and ooga booga, as well as big man for leader and talk his tribe.
History[edit | edit source]
Soyjak.rock era (2024-2025 B.C)[edit | edit source]
Bonga idea for soysoy cave big planned since October 2023 B.C before he make schlunga. Bonga see dirtwriting posted on the /soy/ cave, sometimes also move to /plier/cave. no place in soypangeia big good to dirtwriting, he began cave for it he say Soyjak.rock on February 29th, 2024. B.C Stitchmouth would create rock and later alpha for site with Bonga.
Bonga would also meet Treehunter3000B.C, maker and former chieftain of chudda.jungle who offered to help with The Blunga, big friend the two sites. Fruit would join tribe also interact with soymans there.
As cave big, more familiar caveman join, two of them being Sinapis and Kott, who craft site. The Schlunga became BIG site used as cave for BooruSooru and Soyjak Sticki, but big fight as tribalism prevelant.
Factum[edit | edit source]
- His favorite Schlungamen were who made Dirtwriting.
- Name is squash of Bongo and Drum.
- but tiny small of Brute, making 2 meaning.
- He own pet lion
- He own a fireplace and hunting food
- Favorite variant Cobcob, Soybean and Impa.
- But Impa main for Bonga, Bonga is cobcob too.
- He has big club, and has been accused of ooga booga into alpha male.
- He used 4cave before the shart age and lived in /int/cave
- Second caveman for supporter's perspective article. Article since deleted.
- He apparently joined soyjak.party tribe in 2021 B.C.
- He has brother sibling.
- He supports darkman beating.
- He likes Kickrock, (or socksock if you amerimutt) and is gunner.
- He does treesmoke (niggerbambo)
- He like rockplay like cave of rockstreet.
- His favorite food big steak.
- He met Hideo Kojima by timetravel.
- He is 4'11.
- He appreciates rockmaking.
- He like Ribbit.
- He has an Androck and an StickPhono 15.
- He owns a Rockstation 5 and gaming stick.
- He has traveled around pangaea.
- Favorite tribal war is Operation Reality.
- He is cave artist.
- He is also hunter.
- He chose XenClub as it is the most modern club stick.
- He will smash your head in with rock for negrobumping
- All of series:bongamoji on the BooruSooru is created him hidden
- He beat brown kiddy diddler with club to death.
- He now big hate mushroom but he still like Lion.
