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This page may be vandalized by angry troons from time to time.Remember, the FBI are the good guys.
A diagram illustrating the difference between glowies and feds respectively
Kash Patel, director of the FBI

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the USA, its ██████, and the contiguous ██████. The FBI is your friend, it does not want to hurt you. This page was NOT created by and does not have ANYTHING to do with the CIA.

The FBI has been involved in many operations and investigations regarding soyjak.party and SoyBooru, including:

████████ (formerly Kolyma.net),██████████ ████████ overthrew ████ with the help of ████ ███ and Special Agent Maximov █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████. Special Weapon Poopson awaits use.

████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor DOLL removed by Special Agent FROOT, awaiting further instructions ████ ████. Hail CHIEF.

Some 80% of the FBI and CIA are (((Mormons))).

The FBI is currently led by an Indian named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem. Xe was hacked on March 27, 2026 by an Iranian hacktivist group.[1]

See also

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Snopes

  1. ↑ Haberfeld, Daniel, and Gabriel Weimann. "Iran’s Handala: Cyberterrorism or Psychological Terrorism?" Studies in Conflict & Terrorism, Routledge, 2026. Accessed July 27, 2026.